External Link/Members OnlyA last minute decision. Took a chance on a profile without reviews and no references on here. They say you learn by your mistakes. I have done so.
Starting with the positive, comms were very quick and very good. A good start. That’s about it on the positive side.
If the pictures were genuine, they were taken a long time ago. Either they are plainly not her or lockdown has been tough, and the pounds have piled on.
Guesstimate a size 12 at best now. She describes herself as athletic, I would question which athletic arena that would be, certainly wouldn’t place her on a running track, and a gym has not been seen for a long time.
Picture a Russian crossed with Essex chav and a peroxide blond traveller, and you will get a better picture of what to expect.
The apartment is in a modern block, easy to find, parking easy in one of the side roads.
Arrived. Door opened and heart sank. Many have reported how they wish they had walked. Add me to that list.
Based on first impressions I immediately decided on just a 30 minutes massage. £70.
Again, I should have rethought my decision. But on we went.
Russian pop music playing, random whaling sounds as she sang along in Russian to it.
The downhill feeling gathering at a pace.
10 minutes into something you wouldn’t describe as a massage. More a hand, a clenched fist, an elbow randomly pressed in to the back.
She pauses and starts rubbing her wrist. It was clear as day the session was at an end.
Is that it? I ask
I am not use to giving a massage that long, the reply
By now I was as keen to make an exit as she was to stop the massage.
I suggested she should remove the service of a massage from her list of services.
I will out it down to experience. But had to share.
The person was not as advertised and neither was the service.
