Having not indulged during lock-down I was looking for a gentle re-introduction to punting.
Reading THESEXIHOLLY's profile she seemed perfect. I have recently had a health issue which amongst other things has left me a little light in the erection department.
I opted for an hour where I was to receive body to body massage, oral, and possibly come twice.
She started by pouring about half a pint of what smelt like crisp and dry on my back, mounted me with her not unsubstantial frame and proceeded to massage me with all the sensitivity of an elephant with parkinsons! After about ten minutes of this industrial barrage she suggested I turned over. Immediately grabbing my understandably flacid member, she treated him to a performance resembling a cross between an impression of the Boston Strangler attacking his latest victim and a long retired Geoff Capes trying to toss the caber one last time before his imminent demise!!
Panting loudly like a hungry walrus having a fish dangled in front of its nose, she devoured my non responsive cock and continued to pummel him relentlessly for a period which would have made anyone's Fitbit announce they had finished their steps for the day!!
Thank god I was able to shut my eyes and think of greener pastures - eventually dribbling across the finish line which was a sign to her that round one was over, and round two should begin almost immediately!!
At this time I had to save myself and suggested that a second bout would be futile and respectfully suggested that I admit defeat.
I was offered use of the bathroom which I accepted, but declined to wash when I was unable to identify the owner of the skidmark I observed on the only towel available.
Half a roll of toilet paper later I emerged from said bathroom with what little dignity I could muster, bid her fairwell, and farted. A gesture which i'm not sure she appreciated but bought a little levity to the situation for me.
Whilst I personally will not be repeating this experience, I have honestly graded this as a neutral punt as she did show great enthusiasm and was pleasant throughout.
For a man who's current erectile performance could be equated to a Flump, I didn't think it was within my remit to advise her about her technique.
Topic: THESEXIHOLLY - Gloucester (Read 3547 times)