BustyBlondeHoney - City of London

[Gatehouse]

This was a couple of weeks ago and a dissapointment.

The AW profile drew me in and despite the fact that I anticipated she may slightly older than 37, the rest of the stats drew me in and down the rabbit hole I went.

Incall to her place. Not a bad aprt and on arrival she was good looking enough, if a bit chubby round the middle. Tall in her heels, long dress. Clearly big baps but had a feeling it was more ‘weight’ than ‘mass.’

Has a faux posh accent which she used throughout to give the impression of a very posh home counties lady of the manor, but it all reminded me a bit of seeing an english escort before the Eastern Europeans turned up in the mid-90s and upped the game.

There was a lot of ‘cheeky comments and fluttering of the eyebrows’ but for me it didnt work. Onto the action and bj was ok but no more than that and it was all a bit ‘isnt this great, seductive noises and cheeky smiles,’ but compared to my usuals SPs in town it was well off the pace and rather dull.

Came over her tits (as she ducked the facial, skillfully but deliberately.)

She asked to fuck but not in mood and by now was certain she was the wrong side of ‘unit size’ for me so wanked myself off to more moans and groans from her for round 2, mainly/simply to get ny money’s worth.

Added to £300 for the hour and it was not my finest hour to say the least.

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[hendrix]

Oof! I know exactly what you mean by the "mid 90's Brit" !  Commiserations, and thanks for the review, and ensuring that this useless SP gets none of my money!

[JackSaint]

Has a faux posh accent which she used throughout to give the impression of a very posh home counties lady of the manor, but it all reminded me a bit of seeing an english escort before the Eastern Europeans turned up in the mid-90s and upped the game.

There was a lot of ‘cheeky comments and fluttering of the eyebrows’ but for me it didnt work. Onto the action and bj was ok but no more than that and it was all a bit ‘isnt this great, seductive noises and cheeky smiles,’ but compared to my usuals SPs in town it was well off the pace and rather dull.

Understand your pain and sympathise Gatehouse, sorry she was such a disappointment, she looks a bit like a character out of a Carry On film, would've been ok if you were Sid James in 1967.

[Sexpest]

Four neutrals and a neg.  Time to hang up the heels I would say.

[Gatehouse]

Oof! I know exactly what you mean by the "mid 90's Brit" !  Commiserations, and thanks for the review, and ensuring that this useless SP gets none of my money!

Ha!!!! Yeah, it had the whole ‘isnt this naughty?!’ And ‘I’m really a courtesan and not a whore you know’ about it......utter bullshit in other words.

Bring on the sloppy deep throating EEuropeans any day!!!!!

[Gatehouse]

Understand your pain and sympathise Gatehouse, sorry she was such a disappointment, she looks a bit like a character out of a Carry On film, would've been ok if you were Sid James in 1967.

Yeah, and she was more Hattie Jacques than Barbara Windsor too!

Didnt work for me, and doubt it would for others.

[Gatehouse]

Four neutrals and a neg.  Time to hang up the heels I would say.

Yup. The ship has sailed well and truly. I hope to God the E Europeans dont all fuck off home when covid and brexit bed-in, because its back to wanking for me!

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[Gatehouse]

Ha!

I would be exactly the same based on those but trust me, knock one out over her ‘magnificent pair of gifs’ and leave it be. It was like pulling an old bird from the pub and very rapidly thinking ‘what have I done here?’ The thinking was right but the reality aint so.

I can only offer you guidance my son. Go in peace.

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[Alexmck]

Ha!!!! Yeah, it had the whole ‘isnt this naughty?!’ And ‘I’m really a courtesan and not a whore you know’ about it......utter bullshit in other words.

Bring on the sloppy deep throating EEuropeans any day!!!!!

This brings back some memories!

[Gatehouse]

This brings back some memories!

Yup. The ‘I love well mannered gentleman’ and ‘I’ll just put the light out before you do me in mish.’

All very, very tame.

We have the EEuropeans to thank for all of this because without them we would be still accepting this as ‘standard’ service.

[ChristianTheDolphin]

Is it just me or does it seem like there haven't been many good options in this city this past year?

[Gatehouse]

Is it just me or does it seem like there haven't been many good options in this city this past year?

I think there has been a lot of dross for a while now. Problem is, bonuses and other ‘cash’ incentives are in decline generally in business and add on covid and there is no doubt that the collective kitty for shagging whores, is in decline. And from that comes fewer girls and the standards slip back. Brexit doesnt help for some either.

Its noticeable that those who do offer a good service are very busy mind.

We need some new meat and at the mo that which is new is, generally speaking, not too great.