External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyWriting this review whilst on the train on my way back home. Took a risk with this one, I knew this place was a B-house as there were multiple ads in harrow all with HA3 in the title and very similar numbers. These profiles all seem to be updated with different girls every other week or so and i wanted to sample the goods. I called and said that I’m going to come through, didn’t bother confirming times etc.. Comms were ok, phone answered promptly by a girl that could speak decent English. Was given the postcode.
The place is located on the same street as preston road station. When i reached i called and was given directions to the place. It was a 2 minute walk from the station, in an old massage parlour. Had a small and messy waiting area at the front with an old sofa and then a corridor with multiple rooms. The door was opened by the girl i spoke to on the phone who turned out to be a different girl from a different ad, she looked good, lighter skinned latina, slim thicc, c cup tits, had a bit of an ass but she wasn’t really my type. I’m into more curvy girls.
I showed her the profile of the girl i wanted on vivastreet & she started laughing and told me to hold on. She went to go get her, they were speaking in spanish, they both started laughing. When she waked out and greeted me I realised what was so funny. She was a complete catfish and they both knew it
She was short, chubby & stubby. big belly. Small saggy tits, ass was relatively big but didn’t have any shape. Face was a solid 2/10. When we got to the room i showed her the profile and said this is not you. She could understand what i saying but couldn’t really speak English to well. She tried to assure me it was her but I wasn’t having it. She ended up pulling out her phone and showed me the all the pictures. To my surprise it was actually her. The pictures managed to cover up and hide everything that was undesirable about her with the angles, what she was wearing and the makeup. Furthermore, the pictures on her profiles had her face blurred out which made her unrecognisable IRL.
After she proved that it was her in the photos we both laughed it off. But I weren’t in the mood for her. I said “where did your friend go? I want her instead”. She sarcastically asked “es problem with me?”. I said “no no, i just want her instead”, but she weren’t having it and said that she isn’t available anymore. So i just said” ok, don’t worry then.” And left.
Topic: Lili - Harrow - Not B&S, but a CATFISH!! (Read 735 times)