BrunaHot20 - Shepherds Market Brazilian : Kerry Katona lookalike

[The Night King]

I know she has lots of fans on here but this well reviewed SP was a massive disappointment to me at least   

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Location : Pokey flat off Berkeley Square.

The girl : If some evil twisted sex fiend invented a Kerry Katona sex-doll with huge inflatable tits + ass implants (minus fat sucked out of her stomach) you would have Bruna 
Personality-wise she's like a little old Brazilian lady. She spent the whole punt constantly chatting away to herself in Portuguese to hurry everything along.
Photo attached that most resembles her facially.

The deed : She has all the tricks in the book ready to hurry you up. An entirely charmless encounter more befitting of a back street knocking shop in Marbella  Rarely have I felt less from a punt.

The whole experience felt very fake. Like eating one of those NASA style freeze dried versions of your favourite meal  YMMV

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[Payyourwaymate]

I will never be able to unsee the kerry katona comparison  . Unlucky OP.

[TheDarknight]

Damn sorry to hear OP. Was considering seeing her again but in my review I’m sure I mentioned she needs a bit of patience. Seems like you had a shit experience 

[centry]

She has such a positive review count on here, that's a shame, she was on one of my priority lists, but maybe not anymore.

[Momodan38]

Sorry you had a shit time. She’s in my consideration list. May have to think twice.

[puntingpumping1920]

She looks nothing like Kerry Katona

[The Night King]

She looks nothing like Kerry Katona

she looks a rough young Kerry Katona

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[puntingpumping1920]

she looks a rough young Kerry Katona

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You probably saw someone else
 

[Kev40ish]

She looks nothing like Kerry Katona

Thankfully then...I find nothing appealing about Kerry Katona

[The Night King]

 
You probably saw someone else

Nah, it was definitely Bruna. I obviously wasn't as enamoured with her as everyone else.

I'm no Brian McFadden though so maybe you got a better tune out of her 

[puntingpumping1920]

Nah, it was definitely Bruna. I obviously wasn't as enamoured with her as everyone else.

I'm no Brian McFadden though so maybe you got a better tune out of her 

   
 
If you think she looks like Kerry Katona then you saw someone else 
 
This is how she looked like when I saw her ---
 
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I've always said she is a pump/ dump
 

She's a pump/ dump provider

Not the best GFE provider

[Momodan38]

   
 
If you think she looks like Kerry Katona then you saw someone else 
 
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I've always said she is a pump/ dump

Very reassuring! Her other pics too bare no resemblance. But to be fair to the op, I guess some people just see things differently.

[nforbes]

Sorry to hear about the punt. I had the same dull crappy experience.

[Last Samurai]

Chubby gyal with liposuction giving dis-engaged services 

Gd review

[Crackanut]

Good review OP, Provides a lot of balance to everyone else saying she's hot. Especially if physically she's not all that and the service is trash. Might have to avoid.

[The Night King]

I had to laugh when I saw this pic Kerry Katona in the Daily Fail today 

...doing her best impression of Bruna 



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[fannydango]

I know she has lots of fans on here but this well reviewed SP was a massive disappointment to me at least   

30 Mins £100
External Link/Members Only

Location : Pokey flat off Berkeley Square.

The girl : If some evil twisted sex fiend invented a Kerry Katona sex-doll with huge inflatable tits + ass implants (minus fat sucked out of her stomach) you would have Bruna 
Personality-wise she's like a little old Brazilian lady. She spent the whole punt constantly chatting away to herself in Portuguese to hurry everything along.
Photo attached that most resembles her facially.

The deed : She has all the tricks in the book ready to hurry you up. An entirely charmless encounter more befitting of a back street knocking shop in Marbella  Rarely have I felt less from a punt.

The whole experience felt very fake. Like eating one of those NASA style freeze dried versions of your favourite meal  YMMV

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Look at the basket!   Lol. 

[Discoballs]

I'd rather fuck kerry katona than any Brazilian  , and I wouldn't touch the atomic kitten with a barge pole . Brazilians are so 2015 .

[JackSaint]

I'd rather fuck kerry katona than any Brazilian  , and I wouldn't touch the atomic kitten with a barge pole . Brazilians are so 2015 .

I used to fantasise about the other 3 in Atomic Kitten, especially the one in the middle....

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[Discoballs]

I used to fantasise about the other 3 in Atomic Kitten, especially the one in the middle....

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Yeah she was as fit as fuck.

[The Night King]

Jenny Frost. Utter filth!  Now if there were any SPs that resemble her then we'd be talking!

Whenever I think of Atomic Kitten I always have these specially adapted lyrics to their biggest hit stuck in my head:

Looking back on when we first met
I cannot escape and I cannot forget
Baby you're the one, you still turn me on
You can lick my hole again 

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[Discoballs]

I'd ruin her sweet little hole 🤣🤣 I'd go as far too say I'd make her another hole again .

[JackSaint]

Jenny Frost. Utter filth!  Now if there were any SPs that resemble her then we'd be talking!

Whenever I think of Atomic Kitten I always have these specially adapted lyrics to their biggest hit stuck in my head:

Looking back on when we first met
I cannot escape and I cannot forget
Baby you're the one, you still turn me on
You can lick my hole again 

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You sir are a disgrace, in the best possible way! 

[JackSaint]

I'd ruin her sweet little hole 🤣🤣 I'd go as far too say I'd make her another hole again .

You'd have to think of Kerry Katona to stop you chorusing too early!

[JonasG]

Gotta say judging by the pics I do see the resemblance to a young Kerry Katona lol. (When she wasn't chubby/fat)

[smellychip]

What's with the bread baskets and fruit photos, lol