Meet: March 2021
Comms: Professional all arranged 1 week before meet
Cost: £120 hour GFE (advertises higher rates)
Location: Flat in Malvern
Lady: 35-40 at a guess, size 14 with decent breasts. Not pretty but not ugly either.
Well after having my 2nd dose of Pfizer (not for the first time in my life 😏) I opted for what I thought/hoped was a stress free punt.
Chose to travel some distance in order to see the right lady, the drive to the location was pleasant and then you land at the customary crappy flats, lots of people milling around so not very discreet.
Text on arrival and was told to wait 10 minutes (I was on time), then got the text advising the floor and flat number.
Once inside we had a chat about services required and what’s not on offer (COF or CIM), she then led me to the lounge (FFS), the meet had to take place on the sofa which brought back shit memories from a meet with blowjob babe in bushbury.
I really struggle with the concept that a meet on a sofa is acceptable, I’m 6ft 4 and not built for that..!
Anyway I’ve drove 50 + Mile and need some action, we start with some nice FK, nothing too passionate but still pleasant, Hayley then get in her knees and starts to suck my cock, some nice action, quite deep and some nice licking of my balls.
At this point I’m thinking fuck the sofa, this could be a decent punt after all.
Then the punt took a turn for the worse (hence the negative), she encouraged me to finger her which I did and she was nice and wet, on taking my fingers (2) out so she could carry on sucking me, the smell on my hand was something else, John West would have been proud.
At this point there was no way I was going down on her and I just couldn’t face fucking it either. No matter where I moved my hand I could smell it, I just encouraged her to up her pace and finished my load over her ample tits. She cleaned my cock up and handed me wipes for my hands (bathroom out of bounds).
At this point I was only 40 minutes in, and she said I could have round 2. The smell was still lingering and I just made my excuses and got dressed and was out the flat in no time.
Back at the motor, I used hand sanitiser and more wipes and I still couldn’t get the smell off my 1 hand.
I drove back 50 mile with the window down to get the smell out my nose!
Summary: Service on a sofa and a smelly fanny is just not acceptable, 2 bog standard formalities that shouldn’t be happening.
It pissed me off that these ladies demand high levels of hygiene in their adverts and they can’t practice what they preach.
Sorry I cannot recommend.
Topic: Minna Hayley - English lady Malvern (Read 3922 times)