Ella: best experienced relaxing in town, Fallowfield

[itchy]

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Saw this advert on Gumtree and decided to give it a try. No pictures on the ad but it read (to me at least) like it might be an okay massage. Given that the shops are shut, it seemed reasonable.

Anyway, asked about prices/location and was told that b2b was £50/£80 for 30/60 mins. Thought that sounded about right so why not?

Arranged time and turned up. Area was a bit of a shit-hole and I felt a bit uneasy leaving the motor. Got through the door and inside even more shit than outside. Clearly, my perception that I was getting a massage was way off.

The girl, Ella, looked pretty enough but obviously as rough as a piece of burnt toast. Everything on offer up to £120 for an hour full-service. I said I’d do 30 mins b2b for £50 although I wish I’d just done one at that point. Started a massage for 15 mins or so before turning over. At this point, she’s still wearing a dressing gown so I said let’s take that off and she replies that’s extra. Apparently, b2b isn’t naked or even topless? Yeah, right.

At this point, I said let’s have the handjob then and I can get on with my day. It was shit.

Probably the worst twenty-five minutes of my life. I’d only got back if someone was pointing a gun at me.

PS Thankfully, the car was okay.

[Bertiebeenthere]

She has 4-5 different ads on GT, thanks fo taking one.

I won't be going to see he ,

BBT

[Col12]

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Saw this advert on Gumtree and decided to give it a try. No pictures on the ad but it read (to me at least) like it might be an okay massage. Given that the shops are shut, it seemed reasonable.

Anyway, asked about prices/location and was told that b2b was £50/£80 for 30/60 mins. Thought that sounded about right so why not?

Arranged time and turned up. Area was a bit of a shit-hole and I felt a bit uneasy leaving the motor. Got through the door and inside even more shit than outside. Clearly, my perception that I was getting a massage was way off.

The girl, Ella, looked pretty enough but obviously as rough as a piece of burnt toast. Everything on offer up to £120 for an hour full-service. I said I’d do 30 mins b2b for £50 although I wish I’d just done one at that point. Started a massage for 15 mins or so before turning over. At this point, she’s still wearing a dressing gown so I said let’s take that off and she replies that’s extra. Apparently, b2b isn’t naked or even topless? Yeah, right.

At this point, I said let’s have the handjob then and I can get on with my day. It was shit.

Probably the worst twenty-five minutes of my life. I’d only got back if someone was pointing a gun at me.

PS Thankfully, the car was okay.

Thanks for the review, I also messaged her last week, as I was in the centre but when she sent me the postcode I know the area wasn't very central and not great a great area.
I will delete her number

[MerlinGray]

"Swedush" says the advert. Hmm. Reads like bad spam! Out of interest which bit of FFD was it?

[itchy]

Behind the Kwikfit place near the roundabouts.