Izabelle tepid and Delia not pretty, W6, lacklustre and wipey, meh!

[JackSaint]

Had to expunge the nightmare that was https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=309312.0 and really fancied the look of these two, golden bull’s review here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=309324.0 pointed me in their direction, along with his comments that they won’t be here long. There are generally positive reviews on here from punters in Wales, Birmingham and London.

Comms, WhatsApp, clear and quick, services and price agreed, base price £100, kissing £10, owo, protected sex, cim £30, £140 each, £280 in total. The it got a bit clunky, asked my ethnicity then gave postcode, on arrival called me and gave house number and asked me to wait outside, which I did, for a couple of minutes, like a conspicuous lemon, then got text with flat number, buzzed in and was greeted warmly but disappointingly.

Place, a short term rental in a mansion block that has seen better days, close the the traffic jam on Chiswick High Road, Hammersmith end. Bedroom ok, double bed, no mirror until I asked for one and Izabelle brought in a free stander from another room, bathroom ok, shared towel Good low level sink which I used rather than the over the bath shower. Pay by phone parking outside.

Girls, Izabelle External Link/Members Only or https://www.adultwork.com/Hot+Izabelle+X

AW profile says blonde, 23. Reality is dark rooted, slightly greasy with badly dyed blond bits, thirty-ish with outstanding firm, natural feeling bolt ons and a slim, otherwise unremarkable body with a very ordinary arse, a hint of cellulite around the top of her thighs and a face that would not look out of place behind a Tesco checkout, wearing glasses and no make up, tits out and a garter belt round her waist, arse and unshaven pussy on show, no shoes, looked like she’d just rolled out of bed and tried to make herself look sexy by exposing everything. It didn’t work, the “Hot” part of her AW name should really be cold to tepid.

Delia External Link/Members Only or https://www.adultwork.com/Delia+Pretty+

Profile blonde, 20. In the room she is brunette, mid to late twenties and the “Pretty” tagline in her profile is a tad strong, no, it’s actually misleading, she’s not ugly but if Izabelle is on the till, Delia is definitely out back in the stockroom, stacking boxes, well away from the gaze of the shoppers. She is squat, short, thick all over, particularly in the thigh and arse area, shaved down below, firm but ordinary, made up and lipsticked, dressed in bra and pants and white slip on slippers nicked from a hotel.

So first impressions were not great but they were friendly and smily enough in that Romanian sarcastic way, in my cock brain the services were bound to be spectacular so I stayed.

Quick hand and dangly bits clean up then into the room. It was all bang average, they were engaged in a detached way if that makes any sense, smily and delivered all services but without any passion or commitment or real engagement.

Light French kissing, tongues involved, stroking and groping, with hands and hands free owo, fairly deep, Delia smoother, Izabelle a bit toothy, shared blow job but intermittent wet wiping and spitting into a tissue, ridiculous stuff, it was hardly a drool fest.

Strawberry flavoured red condom on, Delia in reverse cowgirl, condom change then Izabelle in reverse cowgirl and doggy. Condom off, to the mirror, more owo and ball attention, I asked for the oil and stroked out a revenge fuelled, massively voluminous double cim/facial which went fucking everywhere, faces, shoulders, tits, arms, hands, legs. Izabelle took it with a look of disdain on her face, Delia’s face contorted into a look of pure horror and both hands came up to staunch the flow, which ruined my ending.

Clean up, Delia sparked up a foul smelling e-cigarette, I asked her to stop, naked chat, more kissing, groping, licking and sucking then a vigorous blowjob with wiping from Delia, some shared, some mediocre from Izabelle then Delia really went for it and I tossed one out over them as they leaned over me, they managed to avoid a second cim/facial and took it over tits, chins and shoulders.

Clean up, bit off chat, out just over the hour, I’m calling a negative because they were a long way off the glamorous photos, made fuck all effort in presentation or mood and delivered a massively lacklustre service. Meh.

[pantywetter]

I really hate the wet wiping, and spitting into a tissue sounds disgusting.  They’re sucking your knob for god sake, can’t crack an omelette without breaking a few eggs!

[JackSaint]

I really hate the wet wiping, and spitting into a tissue sounds disgusting.  They’re sucking your knob for god sake, can’t crack an omelette without breaking a few eggs!

Yup, and they do a lesbian show, that would be interesting to watch!

[golden bull]

Sorry to hear it was lacklustre JS.... I feel bad now😞.
They made an effort with make up etc with me and you’re right, Russian honeys they’re not but I had decent service from them.
I know what you mean about standing outside like a lemon, they should just give the address fully when you’re on the street, just makes it more obvious having people hanging outside before being let in.
Super awkward.

[JackSaint]

Sorry to hear it was lacklustre JS.... I feel bad now😞.
They made an effort with make up etc with me and you’re right, Russian honeys they’re not but I had decent service from them.
I know what you mean about standing outside like a lemon, they should just give the address fully when you’re on the street, just makes it more obvious having people hanging outside before being let in.
Super awkward.

Not your fault GB, just disappointing performers for me.

[JackSaint]

I forgot to mention, both girls, particularly Delia were very interested in my clothes, I go punting in casual gear, car make, checked the key when I got it out of my bag as I was leaving and Delia was pricing up my watch online during the downtime between rounds, it felt more creepy than scary, but off putting nevertheless.