First time using Diva. Comms pretty simple via Telegram. Couple of messages and booked for later that evening. Given full address at the start which I'm always a fan of.
Buzzed in and flat was a couple flights of stairs up. Surprisingly wasn't the hidden door routine. Door opened before I got there and Berry poked her head round. Pleasant smile saying hello.
Berry is tiny!! Pretty sure the only reason she poked her head round was she couldn't reach the peep hole. I did ask for school girl outfit which was confirmed by the agency but she wasn't dress appropriately. Bit of a bummer none the less she was in a nice little two piece. All natural body nothing added. Bleached hair.
Led to the bedroom. Very bare nothing to shout about. Functional and fit for purpose. Quick double kiss and pleasantries exchanged. Money handed over. No offer of shower but not fussed as I had one just before I left the house. She popped out to stash the cash and I disrobed. Sat on the bed and waited for her to come back in.
She came back in and asked if i wanted any music. Said yea anything will do. She walked on a playlist and away she went
LFK nothing special. Grabbed lil man with soft strokes to get me going. She stopped and took off the two piece reveling her tiny frame. She grabbed the wet wipes give lil man a quick once over then started OWO. Wasnt the best but certainly wasn't the worst I've had. No eye contact seemed very mechanical. Switched up to RO. Smelt/tasted clean. Slid a finger as well. Made the right noises and even clmaped my head inbetween her legs a couple times. So far so good. She grabbed the mac and we went through the motions. Missonary, prone and doggy. This time very boring. No eye contact and had a very uninterested look in her face. Seems like she was waiting for me to blow my load and get out. Unloaded into the bag.
Laid on the bed. Almost no conversation from her side. Tried to start a conversation but her English was so limited it wasn't even worth it. Asked for round 2 and she said sorry 1 time only. In my head I'm think WTF but at the same time was pretty happy to leave. No offer of a massage or anything she just laid there in silence so I jumped up and asked for a shower. Bathroom was a wet room. Decent enough.
Overall in and out 35mins.
Definitely won't be returning. Waste of time and money.
Damage £200 for what was a very disappointing time.
Would I use Diva again. Not sure will have to do a bit more research on here before I make my next move with them. Seems like a lot of mixed reviews from their roster. If anyone has recommendations I'm all ears.
