External Link/Members OnlyOnce again, as with my first post I do apologise for the time between from when the punt took place and this review- I am getting round to it I swear. The booking was sometime late 2019 so things could have changed.
CommsComms were good, arranged via a phonecall although it did take me more than a good few attempts over a few days to get through- I took this as a good sign that she was always fully booked. Arranged for a bit of DFK as well as OWO and a few choice positions- nothing out of the ordinary across an hour long booking at £100. Once at the location, texts were prompt giving clear instructions to the flat so overall I couldn't fault this.
LocationIn my honest opinion the location was a little rough around the edges, parking is free however being situated around block of flats (6/7 story I think) I'd leave your car under a street lamp at least. The stairway to the flat was again quite ropey- Shameless could've been filmed there easily and I imagine you'd cross a needle or two.
AccomodationInside the flat was fairly dark until I was led to a bedroom which again, really didn't look pleasing. I wasn't there for the interior design so I shrugged it off and laid my clothes on top of the mountain of stuff in the corner. She did mention that she was about to start redecorating so it'd be a plausible reason.
LooksMour looked slightly younger than her age and I'd say early 50's. One of the main reason I made the booking was the dirty sultry cougar look I was hoping for and in this respect she aced the test. Big fake tits and quite a pouting lips that I couldn't wait to slip my dick between both. On top of all of that she has a Scouse accent which only furthered the dirty/slutty idea I'd been formulating in my head.
ActionStraight into the DFK and unfortunately something was definitely a miss- it all felt very very forced, I don't blame her since I imagine she does this day in day out but still. To further take the cherry off the top all I could remember was feeling hard silicon plastic chunks in her lips- without being harsh it was really quite off-putting. Onto the OWO, she was soon examining me for cleanliness/disease free and had a go at it- wasn't that bad, she put the effort in and I appreciated that. She was soon on her back with her legs open wide and me in missionary- just how I love to start- she took it well and all the right noises/facial expressions were there. I asked for her go on top as I had to have those big fake tits in my face and it was refused despite agreeing only hours before on the phone. Apparently she had fallen from her bike a few days ago and was still a little sore, she said something along the lines of "when you get to my age, you've got to take things steady after an injury like that". Whether or not it was true it wasn't and isn't the first time I've been told an excuse against going on top- I'll let you guys make what you want of that. Finally finished in the bag whilst still missionary. Afterwards we chatted about her plans to have more "work" done in Turkey as well as her glamorous clients professions.....barristers, policemen, pilots......I'm sure. I left around the 45 min mark, I'd have normally pushed for a round 2 and hoping to get into the mood with foreplay/DFK but this time was a no-go given the experience.
SummaryAt the time she was a nice woman and approachable but when I look back on it I'm almost tempted to give her a negative given what we agreed on prior to booking. To boil it down I expected better and it was just a pump and dump. So overall I'd have to say Neutral.