MAYA@DELICIUS - South Lambeth

[scjawork]

Dipping my toes into my first review here. Not native English either, so bear with me.

Profile: External Link/Members Only
Service: 30 min / £60

Location: Wandsworth Rd around South Lambeth. Directly onto the busy road with lots of shops around so not super discrete,
but nothing to suggest what's going on in the building to the untrained eye.

Communications: Clear, easy and fast. Broken English, expect done by the girl(s) themselves.
Did leave me waiting outside for roughly 10 minutes which was annoying.

Punt:
Didn't expect much from a Brazilian as this price point - but got even less. From the get-go there's constant sighing and 'oh my god' about even the simplest of request, like just asking her to lay down on her back when she tries to immediately lay you down for a condom and to climb on top...
OWO is £20 extra, and at this point I already had the feeling I'd get a better blowjob from henry hoover, so never mind that.
Don't care for girl on top, so after some gesturing she laid down. Some RO but again with the sighing and annoyingly closing her legs slightly while I'm trying to snack.
Figured lets just get on with it then and she put the condom on. She just starfishes her way through until you finish, which at this point I'm trying to do asap.
I finish and pull out - she gets up and turns her back to me, cleans up a bit, points towards the bin for me to put the condom in and grabs her phone.
Not a word while I get dressed and leave.   Her excuse, at the start of the meet, is that she barely speaks English.
Likely partly true, but also feel its used as a convenient excuse to "not understand" simple requests like a position.


The whole meet was, even for a P&D, pretty damn awkward. I don't to go escorts seeking any real connection, GFE or small talk really - but her behaviour was absurdly distant.
I don't care for petty things like kisses and hugs, nor do I pump away for 30 min straight or require 5 position switches - but she's already complaining about getting into the first position...
I feel like adding that I'm a young guy in his 20's, not overweight and well groomed - there's honestly no reason for an escort to behave this way nor have I ever experienced it to this degree.

[daviemac]

In future please do not post the same review or post twice, if it is in the wrong place one of the forum helpers or a mod will move it to the correct area.

[LLPunting]

Thanks for confirming the suspicions   

Sorry you had to find out the hard way.  I enquired about this one a little while ago and the silence since has been enough reason not to try but the +20 ea extras for owo and kissing were huge wave-offs.

External Link/Members Only is another tasty looking profile that is associated by shared movement around London that should be avoided/treated with significant caution.

[scjawork]

Thanks for confirming the suspicions   

Sorry you had to find out the hard way.  I enquired about this one a little while ago and the silence since has been enough reason not to try but the +20 ea extras for owo and kissing were huge wave-offs.

External Link/Members Only is another tasty looking profile that is associated by shared movement around London that should be avoided/treated with significant caution.

Yeah... as I said in the review I don't expect much at this price point, but failed to even deliver a cheap and comfortable 10 min pump.
Feel a bit harsh to leave a negative review since it is indeed the girl from the pictures, she looks quite sexy in person, and in the end does let you do mostly whatever you want. On paper that's all I really want.  But the atmosphere was the worst I've ever had, and in the end makes me not want to return to not just her but any other girl in the same location.