Male grooming advice please

[Dirty_Parry]

I must have been in lockdown too long as the thoughts are starting to get a little weird. On two occasions in the past the SP I’ve been with has suggested the old bum crack is too hairy for rimming which I kind of know. As I get older it all gets hairier except on my head of course.

So, I have been researching male grooming and found lots of places that provide the service. The service I’d be interested in is what they call BCS. Butt – Crack – and Sac! Sugar, or wax I’m sure they both hurt just the same. 

The point is, if I’m going to put myself through the torture it would be much better if I could guarantee a gentle happy ending. There are a few guys offering the service, but not my cup of tea.

All the proper salons quite clearly say things like, “Don’t worry if you become aroused our technician is used to it and she will simply work around, and after awhile you’ll be able to relax” This is usually followed by a gentle disclaimer, “Don’t ask for that!!! You know what we mean guys!”

This is something I would much rather go into knowing there will be a happy outcome. I’m happy to TOFTT on a bad massage, or dodgy punt, but this requires serious research. I know a lot of youngers guys are waxed these days so hoping someone knows. 

So, anyone out there know of a decent provider. TBH the idea of going to a legit salon with ordinary customers and being waxed (a perfectly normal male grooming service these days. Arms legs etc.) yet enjoying the HE in a back room is quite exciting, or is this all me suffering from too much lock down and lack of punts?? 

[johnsurreyman]

I haven't seen this SP, but would this float your boat...

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[Dirty_Parry]

Not sure about letting an SP near my tackle with a razor!  Got to say I’m intrigued to know what an esso massage is. Will it put a tiger in my tank I wonder!  Thanks 

[wtfb]

I had never heard of Esso massage either. I thought it might have been something to do with oil....  but it's not

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[Sir Lancelot]

I used to get a BSC from an Asian masseuse I found on Gumtree in Victoria in London. The process is tolerable if done properly and the results are worth the mild pain. If you like to be rimmed the sensation is heightened and in my experience, SPs are happier to oblige as you are visibly cleaner.
The only downside is she didn’t recommend any form of HE post waxing and to leave it to all calm down for at least a day.
After my Asian disappeared I tried a high street salon that did “male intimate” and whilst the beautician was a very pleasant 20 something british girl, the process was very clinical, even with a full roddy on show. I think you’re searching for a holy grail here. I still look regularly on Gumtree though....

[yinnii2]

I must have been in lockdown too long as the thoughts are starting to get a little weird. On two occasions in the past the SP I’ve been with has suggested the old bum crack is too hairy for rimming which I kind of know. As I get older it all gets hairier except on my head of course.

So, I have been researching male grooming and found lots of places that provide the service. The service I’d be interested in is what they call BCS. Butt – Crack – and Sac! Sugar, or wax I’m sure they both hurt just the same. 

The point is, if I’m going to put myself through the torture it would be much better if I could guarantee a gentle happy ending. There are a few guys offering the service, but not my cup of tea.

All the proper salons quite clearly say things like, “Don’t worry if you become aroused our technician is used to it and she will simply work around, and after awhile you’ll be able to relax” This is usually followed by a gentle disclaimer, “Don’t ask for that!!! You know what we mean guys!”

This is something I would much rather go into knowing there will be a happy outcome. I’m happy to TOFTT on a bad massage, or dodgy punt, but this requires serious research. I know a lot of youngers guys are waxed these days so hoping someone knows. 

So, anyone out there know of a decent provider. TBH the idea of going to a legit salon with ordinary customers and being waxed (a perfectly normal male grooming service these days. Arms legs etc.) yet enjoying the HE in a back room is quite exciting, or is this all me suffering from too much lock down and lack of punts?? 

Let me introduce you to Veet. Yep, womens leg hair remover. You can pick it up from tesco off the shelf and its about a fiver I think?

Ive been using it for a while now to keep everything in check. Just whack a generous amount on, walk around like an angry gorilla for 8 minutes so that your thighs don't get covered too and then jump in the shower and have a bit of a scrub off. I then use a electric trimmer on the more easy to access area so that I don't look like a leaf less tree in a forest.

Few things though:

Don't think that leaving it on longer is going to get better results, it won't! It will just end up taking a top layer of skin off and being the most painful thing you've ever experienced. REALLY!

If you're doing this for the first time be aware that there's going to be a lot of hair coming off and it gets a bit grim. As I say, I think just jumping in the shower is the easiest thing, but that plug is going to get bunged up so maybe put something as a filter? You know, the lid to your mother in laws cocktail shaker or something.

If its your first time doing it then don't expect everything off at once, You might have to do it a couple of times.

I had a bit of a nightmare first time I did it but now do it once every couple of months. I was advised to do it by a cyclist due to my job making me suffer, hmmmmm, chaffing and I haven't looked back

Any questions just ask.... BUT DONT LEAVE IT ON TOO LONG!

[Dirty_Parry]

Let me introduce you to Veet. Yep, womens leg hair remover. You can pick it up from tesco off the shelf and its about a fiver I think?

Ive been using it for a while now to keep everything in check. Just whack a generous amount on, walk around like an angry gorilla for 8 minutes so that your thighs don't get covered too and then jump in the shower and have a bit of a scrub off. I then use a electric trimmer on the more easy to access area so that I don't look like a leaf less tree in a forest.

Few things though:

Don't think that leaving it on longer is going to get better results, it won't! It will just end up taking a top layer of skin off and being the most painful thing you've ever experienced. REALLY!

If you're doing this for the first time be aware that there's going to be a lot of hair coming off and it gets a bit grim. As I say, I think just jumping in the shower is the easiest thing, but that plug is going to get bunged up so maybe put something as a filter? You know, the lid to your mother in laws cocktail shaker or something.

If its your first time doing it then don't expect everything off at once, You might have to do it a couple of times.

I had a bit of a nightmare first time I did it but now do it once every couple of months. I was advised to do it by a cyclist due to my job making me suffer, hmmmmm, chaffing and I haven't looked back

Any questions just ask.... BUT DONT LEAVE IT ON TOO LONG!

  There was a very fun post on FB years ago exactly about that. Veet is going nowhere near my arse or sac. 
I have found a very pretty lady in Southampton. I might give it a go when their open if no one knows of a SP.

[Porkpie79]

Yana massage paradise does sugaring / waxing . Pretty sure she has it listed on her profile page for prices.
Not quite a saloon but guaranteed a Hj 
In southampton.

[Fatman]

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This girl does male grooming, but as the previous post said I’d do the cream @ a £5!

[kevker]

An alternative to veet

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I believe veet isn't designed for the more intimate areas, this is. Friends have said it is very good, and a bit more gentle than veet. I'd probably just go with sandpaper though

[yinnii2]

An alternative to veet

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I believe veet isn't designed for the more intimate areas, this is. Friends have said it is very good, and a bit more gentle than veet. I'd probably just go with sandpaper though

I think they must just put that on to keep the health and safety people happy, never had a problem but might give your link a go thanks.

Tried sandpaper but it was a bit harsh, maybe that's because i was using a dremmel with it.

[winkywanky]

The King of male Grooming was Desperate Dan.

He shaved with a blowtorch. Final word, end of  .

[Rabelaisian]

Just be aware that the first time you fart through a hair-free ring, it’ll sound like a wolf-whistle.  You could send out conflicting signals.

[Dirty_Parry]

Yana massage paradise does sugaring / waxing . Pretty sure she has it listed on her profile page for prices.
Not quite a saloon but guaranteed a Hj 
In southampton.

I’ve seen yana a couple of times now and thoroughly enjoyed my time. But I never noticed waxing so thanks. That’s me sorted.
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[kevker]

I think they must just put that on to keep the health and safety people happy, never had a problem but might give your link a go thanks.

Tried sandpaper but it was a bit harsh, maybe that's because i was using a dremmel with it.

Porbably just need to vary the pressure  abit more with a dremmel, but I'd imagine it does it quicker

[TonyD]

I think they must just put that on to keep the health and safety people happy, never had a problem but might give your link a go thanks.

Tried sandpaper but it was a bit harsh, maybe that's because i was using a dremmel with it.

not had a [rpblem with balls, as long as you say keep to times. better to do twice than leave it on longer. But wasnt sure about ringpiece - can you say it hasnt given you problems? cheers 

[Davideitalia74]

If you are looking for a good place that does male grooming, the best place in London imho (I have been going there for years) is X-it in Soho. Professional and very well done although you have to be ok having a man sugaring your private parts.
It's painful the first couple of times but it gets easier all the time.
I would absolutely NOT have a HJ or sex right after or even that same evening to be honest as it will be very sensitive and will hurt pretty quickly like a Mother Fu*er...... Speaking from experience spending a night with a TS years ago after having sugared that day. You don't feel it to start with but all of a sudden your skin is nice and raw and pain will stay with you for a few days!
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Enjoy.

[Stevelondon]

Just be aware that the first time you fart through a hair-free ring, it’ll sound like a wolf-whistle.  You could send out conflicting signals.

I was taking a sip of tea.......... nearly choked 

[OLDTIMEGAL]

Although Ive ran parlours for years I went i into male grooming 11 years ago. I kept it completely seperate from the parlour. BSC was my main earner but I never offered HR with any of my services. I think you would find it very difficult to find a waxing therapist that would do any sexual service along with waxing your privates. I know I could have made a fortune and often offered to train the girls in the parlour to do waxing but they just weren't interested. I have now retired from the male grooming industry but could easily train any forward thinking young lady...but lads remember after waxing it will be a little sore down there and aftercare recommends no friction...!!!

[CoolTiger]

Someone recently started a similar thread. Worth reading

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=301687.0