Ladies and Gentlemen of UKP, i messed up. I know a lot of people will say "well what did you expect?" But i was thinking with my dick, and in the process i literally wasted 40quid.
So earlier on in the afternoon, i had been on a tinder date - we snogged and being a male i was feeling quite horny. My dick started to think, and having been called into work (after being on callout most of the day) i thought i'd go for a quick punt. Enroute to work, i planned to stop in Wolverhampton (i am quite familiar with the city) i decided to go on adultwork and find someone. Literally no one was able to suit my needs on such short notice, therefore a dirty rom off viva was in the works... Never again after this experience.
Rang up and was told i could come as soon as possible, was told to park on gorsebrook road in Whitmore Reans (shouldve just left after being told this). I knocked on the door and no one opened, the door was open and on the left was a mattress with what it looked like a male sleeping... I got hushed out by the escort and got told to wait 2 mins. Contemplating to leave, she opened up and said you can enter. As i entered, the guy on the left was not sleeping but instead he was shagging a bird... Up the stairs and got put into a room, and paid £40 for 15mins. The lady was bbw (i like them, so had no issue) but the fact she was wearing pink pajamas, it was hard to take her serious...
I took my clothes off, and she opened a condom and put it onto my cock. Started sucking it and as it got hard she said doggy. Not as a question, but instead as a command. I said no, you on top to which she refused abruptly. Doggy was shit, got her to lie on her back and went for missionary. She moaned a few times, but the smell from the room of awful rat infested cigarettes and herself (bo just slapped my nose harder than this years hay fever) just put me off. Bearing in mind, i'm somewhat 6/7 mins in - i pulled out and was really annoyed. She went to grab tissue to put the condom in, presuming i had came but when i said i have not come yet - she began to curse in her language.
Now i was really annoyed, so i said im gonna cum by wanking. She got a few wipes and tissue in her hands and said to come in that. I decided fuck that, forced myself to come and tip toed as i came. I shot all over her as it just powered its way to her top and carpet
Oh my days, she was so pissed off. "You're gonna pay for the carpet" only words i understood in english, the rest was swearing in her native language. To which i replied "fuck off, if you think i'm paying for this". Got dressed quickly, and on my way downstairs met with a romanian gentleman ... "Why so much shouting?" he asks, to which the escort told her what happened. Fight or flight? Flight, i took off - not getting involved in this mess. Never again will i touch a romanian, you'd have to pay me a handsome amount.
Ladies and gentlemen, i implore you - please do no make the same mistake i did. I totally understand how us men can think with our dicks, but seriously AVOID, AVOID, AVOID!!!
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