Sweet Ilona aka Karolina - Ukrainian masseuse, Enfield.

[LLPunting]

Given all the positives about this current holder of the "Karolina" title I decided to boldly go where many others had been before.

She has both AW and VS profiles:
External Link/Members Only responding on: 07365224448
External Link/Members Only on same number

She is as depicted in the many photos a slim, young, nubile woman in her mid-twenties with an average looking face that was a bit pinched.  Her hair was in much better array than in the pictures.  Friendly but aloof.  No attempt to upsell from b2b package 60 for 30/100 for 60, no explanation of the difference.  Was happy to start with 30 mins and extend for the balance.   

With all the previous commentary I'll keep the bare facts of this encounter.

Massage followed her routine, the attitude was perfunctory rather than sensually involved.   
She did not permit any touching below but was fine with hands roving across her smooth skinned, admirably firm and feminine figure.   

At this point she's phoning in her performance rather than making a new client feel particularly welcome or special.   

Almost no pussy rubbing anywhere on my body.  Only uses hands on erection with a little slapping on her natural C breasts.
Did not straddle waist, in fact kept her bits about a foot away from mine at all times.  In reverse she kept her pussy high and out of reach from any lingual intervention.   

HR felt good with the hot oil but was otherwise rolls and reciprocation without much novelty or inspiration. 

No difference in her attitude or routine with a 30 min or 60 min encounter.   

Based on experience, despite the great body, will not return to repeat.  Like Ronseal she does (barely) what she says on the tin with no particular glamour.  Using "FBSM" and "Lingham" for this girl is marketing spin on a pretty ordinary b2b experience. 

TM, please do not repost all her pics here or link them.

Hidden Image/Members Only

[pepsicolaboy]

'Massage followed her routine, the attitude was perfunctory rather than sensually involved.' 

Used the original other location (not Enfield location) and seen many of them except ilona, they all seem to lack the senuality there, however there has been some praise of ilona as being the 'best.'

I suspect because 'Tantric Talents' (IIRC the members name) has been there so many times she may raise her game somewhat, other than than its all business.

[LLPunting]

'Massage followed her routine, the attitude was perfunctory rather than sensually involved.' 

Used the original other location (not Enfield location) and seen many of them except ilona, they all seem to lack the senuality there, however there has been some praise of ilona as being the 'best.'

I suspect because 'Tantric Talents' (IIRC the members name) has been there so many times she may raise her game somewhat, other than than its all business.

If Ilona's the best then that's pretty underwhelming.  She may look all taut and youthful but her service is mechanical 2.0, a barely present wanking machine.  I'd rather stay home and wank with hand 1.0 and some decent porn, it's less immersive but sans contempt and you can edge yourself or cum as much as you like for as long as you can bear, all for free.

Try Alice before she gets pissed off with the punters and let me know how she compares. 

[pepsicolaboy]

If Ilona's the best then that's pretty underwhelming.  She may look all taut and youthful but her service is mechanical 2.0, a barely present wanking machine.  I'd rather stay home and wank with hand 1.0 and some decent porn, it's less immersive but sans contempt and you can edge yourself or cum as much as you like for as long as you can bear, all for free.

Try Alice before she gets pissed off with the punters and let me know how she compares.

Seen Alice and although good body, very boundaried and business like (even though she was new at the time), nothing to entice me back.

[LLPunting]

Seen Alice and although good body, very boundaried and business like (even though she was new at the time), nothing to entice me back.

No review?  You coulda saved me the trip.   

[tantraman]

Thanks for the review, LLP

But no thanks for a somewhat snide ...

TM, please do not repost all her pics here or link them.

If fellow punters reading your limited description ...

She is as depicted in the many photos a slim, young, nubile woman in her mid-twenties with an average looking face that was a bit pinched

... wish to actually view "the many photos" that you mention, this is why I'll ignore your odd request and said photos will absolutely be linked here, where I have painstakingly collated them. I don't understand why you would ask for this not to be made easy for those interested?

[Moorg]

Agreed tantraman.  I still rate her highly. She does exactly what she says she does.  I haven't ventured to her her new enfield location yet, but it's on the cards.

[smiths]

Thanks for the review, LLP

But no thanks for a somewhat snide ...

If fellow punters reading your limited description ...

... wish to actually view "the many photos" that you mention, this is why I'll ignore your odd request and said photos will absolutely be linked here, where I have painstakingly collated them. I don't understand why you would ask for this not to be made easy for those interested?

And anyway a reviewer doesn't own a thread they post up on UKP, posters are free to post what they like on it within the rules. Personally I find your pics handy to see and sometimes refer to others to look at.

[LLPunting]

Thanks for the review, LLP

But no thanks for a somewhat snide ...

If fellow punters reading your limited description ...

... wish to actually view "the many photos" that you mention, this is why I'll ignore your odd request and said photos will absolutely be linked here, where I have painstakingly collated them. I don't understand why you would ask for this not to be made easy for those interested?

And when they look at the list of reviews for the SP to confirm my one review isn't an exception they will find all your posted pics on your review.  As they will also find all the other reviews.

[Jonestown]

It's always helpful people posting photos and we should be grateful for them doing so, but its a pain in the ass when people then repeat the entire sequence when using the quote facility and posting their own comments.