Emma – Massage Northampton

[King Darius]

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Date: 08/12/20.
Location: Kettering Road, Northampton.
Venue: Massage Northampton.
Price: £60.
Duration: 30 minutes

Booking process/Communications
Called at midday and spoke to friendly receptionist. Booked 30 min slot for afternoon.

Lady
Attitude: Bubbly and giggly.
Looks: 20ish, 5ft 8', long blonde hair, long purple fake nails, natural perky tits (C's), unshaved pussy.
Services: DFK, OWO, CG, GFE.

The Punt
Was in tiny room upstairs  Emma is a really friendly girl but it was her first day and she said she was nervous (never a good sign). I joked I'd go easy on her which made her laugh and we began kissing.
She broke out in giggles from time to time, but reciprocated well and began exuding a fiestyness. We laid down and she began sucking me off for some alright OWO. Nothing special. She then rubbered me up and I watched in the mirror as she jumped on for some CG. Now, this was actually pretty good and rather passionate – we DFK, and she nibbled my shoulders and neck while I climaxed. Rest of the time we talked about music, London, travelling, society. She's a smart girl and a laugh.

Conclusion: I'm willing to give her another chance as it was her first day and she put effort into it.


Positives

• Statuesque and naturally sexy.
• Fun company.

Negatives

• Time-wasting tactics like wipe-downs and massages.
• Cum once.

[Goldfinch]

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[King Darius]

Ah! Emma did inform me she half-Ukrainian/half-Russian. Which explains why she scrubs up well.

[mr.bluesky]

A good review. She is on my to see list as she does look faf    are her photo's accurate?

[King Darius]

Hey Mr Bluesky, yes they are accurate. She's naturally model-like. Which is good! So many deceiving photos out there. Emma is probably the prettiest girl at MT (IMO). Angela's got the great fake titties and gorgeous smile, but Emma has quite a figure. Nice arse too.

[The Black Knight]

Thanks for the review, i'd seen her profile and wondered if she's as hot as she looks, being half Ukrainian and half Russian does explain the looks, shame about the time wasting and cum once policy, do you know if that extends to 1 hour meets as well?

surprising is the unshaved bit, that i wouldnt have expected for some reason

[King Darius]

Hi Black Knight, I'm assuming no – should be cum twice. I'd clarify before hand. The unshaved pussy wasn't too wild actually haha. But definitely surprising haha.

[The Black Knight]

Thanks, I haven't been to this place yet, but it has been on my radar, plans just never lined up, I take it the room upstairs isn't ideal, when you say tiny, is it one of those rooms that has just about enough room for a bed and nothing more ?

[King Darius]

Well, there's one large room with shower on 1st floor then top floor has three rooms.
Room 2 is superb with shower and hot tub. It also has large side-mirror adjacent to bed.
Room 3 is alright with shower and double bed but no mirrors.
Room 4 is one I was in. Is tiny without any shower. Just has a bed and a small mirror in corner.

Always try and get room 2. Maid tends to prioritize bookings an hour or longer so if you do they tend to stick you in there if its available. However, lately, I've had room 2 a lot as not many people have been coming into MN. When Emma and I got room 4, they were packed out though apparently!

[The Black Knight]

Excellent info, thank you that's really good to know when booking, especially if they let you request specific rooms.

I did wonder if they put new girls in the smaller rooms till thgey have established earning potential lol

[King Darius]

No worries Black Knight. Room 2 is definitely the main earner. So, your point about the main earners getting put there is spot on. There's been quite a bevy of new girls appearing on the roster and then vanishing because they didn't turn up on the day! Even Emma was supposed to start in November but didn't. Thankfully she did return.
But going back to room 4...literally can't swing a cat in it! And I've never had a great punt in there to be honest.
Magic happens in 2.

[The Black Knight]

lol, sounds like room for is for the cuddlers

[MrPunt101]

Informative review @King Darius

There are some top women that work there and have my list..., most have moved on unfortunately "Grace, Sophia... great sexy MILFs"...comes to mind.

I am always weary with new girls and younger EE, as I have read on this board and from other peoples experiences that they do the following the majority of the time:-

*Time Wasting (over use of wipes, slow in taking their time... etc etc)
*Does not provide the service as advertised or confirmed
*Does not give you the full time allocated.
*Not friendly and of a harsh exterior

Can you speak to these tenants on what Emma provides in particular:-

Services provided: Does she actually do DFK, Warm and Friendly, OWO..
Time: Did you actually get 30 minutes or once you dropped your load, it was a race to get you out?

Thanks

[Charliehutton]

Nice review, KD, which confirms her position at the top of my waiting list; by the time they open their doors again I'm hoping to be jabbed up, and back with a vengeance.

I enjoyed reading your analysis of the rooms. At least one wall mirror should be de rigeur in any knocking shop, I reckon, and would really improve the whole place.

[King Darius]

@ Mr Punt 101, ahh I never saw Grace or Sophie. Both proper MILFs. I've only seen Dahlia a few times. Bonnie/Jodi (STB/MT). But in respect to new girls and EE girls yes – I agree... risky bets indeed. I remember I saw one stunning EE girl at MT a few years back and that was one of the worst punts I've ever had. She was a Rom (later learnt), and real frosty. Had lovely enhanced tits, but no touching and just laid there like a corpse. Ending up demanding a refund and seeing Victoria afterwards...

In respect to your questions about Emma, I did find her pretty receptive. I mean, she was just nervous.
So in regards 1: Timewasting - yes she initiated wipedowns and massages but they were not that ridiculous and I just got the sense that she was learning what to do as an escort.
in regards to 2: She seems to give all the services stated (well, in my experience). Just no cum twice in the 30 mins.
in regards to 3: I got the full 30 mins which was good.
in regards to 4: Emma is friendly. I was also not rushed to the door. Hate it when girls expect you to be dressed the moment you've done the deed.... Ukrainians tend to be rather warm people despite the stereotype of them and Russians as cold, brooding bitches. Emma was positively sparkling throughout the encounter and eager to please – hence why I will give her a second chance – I know she will get better once she learns the ropes. I hope. She did tell me she's thinking of moving to Northampton because she's sick of London so she may be staying around for some time...

@ Charlie Hutton, ahh, that's good to hear. I mean, I've received great services from girls in poor shape at MT and it always leaves me feeling super confused. It's terribly vain, I know. Punting Emma felt satisfying even if the service was wanting in parts – I felt like I'd pulled some Slavic hottie after clubbing. I do hope she figures it out and rises!

 And yes, mirrors. Essential! Absolutely. The voyeur within me cries when I hear that room 2's booked. Cries.

[scouting]

Well, there's one large room with shower on 1st floor then top floor has three rooms.
Room 2 is superb with shower and hot tub. It also has large side-mirror adjacent to bed.
Room 3 is alright with shower and double bed but no mirrors.
Room 4 is one I was in. Is tiny without any shower. Just has a bed and a small mirror in corner.

Always try and get room 2. Maid tends to prioritize bookings an hour or longer so if you do they tend to stick you in there if its available. However, lately, I've had room 2 a lot as not many people have been coming into MN. When Emma and I got room 4, they were packed out though apparently!

Hi KD, thanks for your excellent contributions since registering, you must be one sleazy SOB 

It's all horses for courses and we all have different preferences. Personally I like Room 4 because you have that full length mirror right next to the bed (don't recognise the description of small mirror unless they've changed it). In fact Dahlia said the same thing to me (she likes to watch herself).

I do like MN, in my experience the establishment has a good attitude. I look forward to getting back in there once vacc'd. Meantime I'll continue to enjoy Thai massages 

[King Darius]

@scouting


haha cheers! Ahh. There's a black mirror in the corner (near the window). Haha! Bet you had a great time with her. Well, here's hoping! I think it's going to be like Weimar Germany when COVID's over. Utter degeneracy.
Oh nice, I'm terribly ignorant in regards to the Thai places. Never been to any of them (Five Palms etc).
You have any recommendations?

[scouting]

@scouting


haha cheers! Ahh. There's a black mirror in the corner (near the window). Haha! Bet you had a great time with her. Well, here's hoping! I think it's going to be like Weimar Germany when COVID's over. Utter degeneracy.
Oh nice, I'm terribly ignorant in regards to the Thai places. Never been to any of them (Five Palms etc).
You have any recommendations?

I really enjoy a Thai massage, being naturally attracted to Thai girls you also get a good massage and pleasant ending. There are a lot to choose from KD. Initially I would suggest look at GT External Link/Members Only
Select an ad that takes your fancy and either type the name or copy the identifying number at the end of the browser bar into the search function at the top right of the UKP page, this will allow you to see others experiences. Some masseuses are strictly legit so this will help id them. New ads often have a different number so you need to play around a bit with the search

For ease of getting an appointment you can't go wrong with Five Palms External Link/Members Only  External Link/Members Only
In this case typing Five Palms in the search box brings up reviews

Indies can be a bit more difficult to get hold of but I like Lot (aka Rose) External Link/Members Only
Suky (aka Lena) External Link/Members Only Home work, so discretion required. She is also in the process of opening a shop External Link/Members Only

A bit further afield, in Bedford is TukTa (be aware she doesn't like graphic reviews) External Link/Members Only
Also many in Leicester

When I know a girl is going to play ball I usually give her the tip at the start to encourage an early kick-off. If it's a new girl it can be a case of WSWS

Good luck and keep the reviews coming

[MajorPayne]

I really enjoy a Thai massage, being naturally attracted to Thai girls you also get a good massage and pleasant ending. There are a lot to choose from KD. Initially I would suggest look at GT External Link/Members Only
Select an ad that takes your fancy and either type the name or copy the identifying number at the end of the browser bar into the search function at the top right of the UKP page, this will allow you to see others experiences. Some masseuses are strictly legit so this will help id them. New ads often have a different number so you need to play around a bit with the search

For ease of getting an appointment you can't go wrong with Five Palms External Link/Members Only  External Link/Members Only
In this case typing Five Palms in the search box brings up reviews

Indies can be a bit more difficult to get hold of but I like Lot (aka Rose) External Link/Members Only
Suky (aka Lena) External Link/Members Only Home work, so discretion required. She is also in the process of opening a shop External Link/Members Only

A bit further afield, in Bedford is TukTa (be aware she doesn't like graphic reviews) External Link/Members Only
Also many in Leicester

When I know a girl is going to play ball I usually give her the tip at the start to encourage an early kick-off. If it's a new girl it can be a case of WSWS

Good luck and keep the reviews coming

Probably best not to review Tukta at all if you want to see her again

[King Darius]

I really enjoy a Thai massage, being naturally attracted to Thai girls you also get a good massage and pleasant ending. There are a lot to choose from KD. Initially I would suggest look at GT External Link/Members Only
Select an ad that takes your fancy and either type the name or copy the identifying number at the end of the browser bar into the search function at the top right of the UKP page, this will allow you to see others experiences. Some masseuses are strictly legit so this will help id them. New ads often have a different number so you need to play around a bit with the search

For ease of getting an appointment you can't go wrong with Five Palms External Link/Members Only  External Link/Members Only
In this case typing Five Palms in the search box brings up reviews

Indies can be a bit more difficult to get hold of but I like Lot (aka Rose) External Link/Members Only
Suky (aka Lena) External Link/Members Only Home work, so discretion required. She is also in the process of opening a shop External Link/Members Only

A bit further afield, in Bedford is TukTa (be aware she doesn't like graphic reviews) External Link/Members Only
Also many in Leicester

When I know a girl is going to play ball I usually give her the tip at the start to encourage an early kick-off. If it's a new girl it can be a case of WSWS

Good luck and keep the reviews coming

I really appreciate the info scouting, top man.  With my regular haunts closed, this is useful. Nice to know what's going on from someone who's experienced in that area. Cheers!

[Slinky]

Thanks for the review and other info in the thread, she looks amazing

[mr.bluesky]

Thanks for the review and other info in the thread, she looks amazing

+1 . As soon as lockdown ends I will be making my way there asap to sample her delights . I just hope she is still there when it re opens

[King Darius]

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Thought I'd share this profile of Emma I've found – contains photos where you can see her 'real' face. Very demure. Currently based in Kent.

[mr.bluesky]

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Thought I'd share this profile of Emma I've found – contains photos where you can see her 'real' face. Very demure. Currently based in Kent.

Kent. I hope she gets back to Massage Northampton but it seems unlikely.