Author Topic: Morgan @ Milton Keynes Escorts, Fenny Stratford  (Read 9253 times)

Offline DouglasReynholm

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Location: Milton Keynes Escorts, Fenny Stratford
Duration: Half Hour
Paid: £60
Services: FK/OWO/CIM/RO/Penetration
Comms: text and call, perfect

Just realised this is my first review of a non-AdultWork girl. Shame there's no serviceprovider;id= link for them. I'd read much about MKE here and Morgan looked exactly my type. Previous reviews were all good, bar one neutral.

Ringing MKE is a pleasure: madame answers and books you in, it's as pro as can be. English as first language of course. They don't have their own car park (that would be somethin') but there is a free one nearby. BIG difference from bad directions to a supermarket from an EE girl who doesn't know the English word for Tesco.

The place is an old house with three floors behind a main road. The back entrance is the only way in, quite discreet. One girl per floor at any time, apparently you can even just walk in here with no appointment, which is asking for trouble IMHO.

Madame showed me to the room, it had a double bed and was pretty clean, bar some damp on the walls; that old place needs work. Most importantly, Morgan was the girl in the pics. Facially pretty, not stunning but no-one should complain. She looks like Janet Dibley, who was in a sitcom with Rodney Lyndhurst once, a very, very, long time ago. Other reviews have said her boobs are saggy, but FF naturals never point directly forward, boys. She has brown hair, is about 25 and 5 foot 8; the site says 'Height: na' - perhaps they don't want to put off shortarses. Stomach not flat, but curvy girls' never are and I don't mind. She was wearing black lingerie, not the same as in the pics but nice. And she is totally British, one other review said she was a Cockney sparrow and maybe her Mum sounded like that, but she sounds like she's from London in 2020: ya do get me do, yeah? Dat is like so random do, innit? Easy to talk to though and has a sense of humour, which always helps.

After paperwork we started with some FK and it wasn't DFK but it was a snog alright. She let me carry on with that until I'd had enough. She said she was a bit shy because she hadn't met me before. Next I had fun with her big, floppy tits for a few minutes: she didn't mind me sucking hard on her nipples. Onto OWO, she didn't wet-wipe me or offer it to me covered, just got on with it. A good blow job overall, she asked me a couple of times if I liked it this way or that way throughout. Couldn't DT me but that's not on her list. As with everything, she carried on doing it until I told her to change. She's got a laid-back, sub vibe about her. After that we 69d; her pussy hadn't been shaved for a week or so and had a few hairs on it. Not a problem for me but could be for some I suppose. I licked her slowly until she came, or at least she convinced me she had.

Once the gym hat was on I fucked her doggy style; her pussy is tight and thoroughly satisfying. She didn't need to lube herself and didn't mind me pounding away at her from behind, or say I was too big like some girls do. After 10 minutes of that (clock was visible) she rode me and was damn good at it, I enjoyed seeing her bangers bounce up and down so much I soon had to climb on top of her and go off like a fire extinguisher in her mouth. She didn't flinch but spat it out onto a wet wipe as soon as she could. Still nice to me afterwards, we chatted for a few minutes. In fact the punt lasted 50 minutes including my shower, not bad for a half hour fee.

She's good but she does everything like a 25-year-old, funnily enough. It had been a while since I'd had a woman under 30 - and you can't expect the same level of skill you get with a woman who's over 40. She responded and made noises throughout; not very loud but they sounded real, so it all felt like I was with a laid-back, submissive GF. For £60 for half an hour with CIM I'll be back. 9/10.  :thumbsup:

Offline winkywanky

Good review Douglas, and a reminder that you can get good looking girls who'll reliably give good and predictable service because working for an agency, they pretty well have to. I don't mean that in a 'coerced', 'no alternative' way, but simply that they work in a controlled environment where the only thing they have to worry about is keeping the punter happy, no pimp worries, no worries about the heating or the shower working, and someone taking calls for them etc.

By the way, you mean Nicholas Lyndhurst (or perhaps you meant to say Rodney because that was his best-known role  ;))

As for Morgan, with her eyes disguised like they are in her photos, to me she looks a little like Linda Ronstadt  :rose:. Airbrushed, of course, but she looks very nice.

Offline matoombaDan

By the way, you mean Nicholas Lyndhurst (or perhaps you meant to say Rodney because that was his best-known role  ;)
Yeah that's right.  Dave.

Offline winkywanky

Indeed. Perhaps Douglas is actually Trigger?  :D  ;)

Offline DouglasReynholm

Good review Douglas, and a reminder that you can get good looking girls who'll reliably give good and predictable service because working for an agency, they pretty well have to. I don't mean that in a 'coerced', 'no alternative' way, but simply that they work in a controlled environment where the only thing they have to worry about is keeping the punter happy, no pimp worries, no worries about the heating or the shower working, and someone taking calls for them etc.

By the way, you mean Nicholas Lyndhurst (or perhaps you meant to say Rodney because that was his best-known role  ;))

As for Morgan, with her eyes disguised like they are in her photos, to me she looks a little like Linda Ronstadt  :rose:. Airbrushed, of course, but she looks very nice.
You're right there, I'll be back at MKE, I'm sold on the professional service and at £60 an hour (for the other girls too) it's a shame there isn't a branch in every town!  :D

I can never remember Dave's first name. Linda Rodneystat? I had to look her up, have vague memories of her name mentioned on old American programmes. You're showing your age there alright Winky!

Indeed. Perhaps Douglas is actually Trigger?  :D  ;)
I resemble him from some angles - unless you mean Del Boy's mate. There's another old reference for ya.

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Offline DouglasReynholm

Thinking about this one
I am too now. She only work Mondays & Tuesdays though.

Offline Johnny-reb

I could write a review but this about nails it in all the replicant aspects.

Offline anonymouse72

I could write a review but this about nails it in all the replicant aspects.

A girl can never have too many reviews and after more than two years you're due one.

Offline winkywanky

I could write a review but this about nails it in all the replicant aspects.


After 2.5yrs on UKP with no reviews whatsoever, why come on here to even say that? Do you think it counts as a review? How many other WGs have you seen and simply not bothered to write a review because someone else 'did it for you'? 

The whole point of UKP is that everyone reviews the girls they see, and that builds up a picture of the girl. Your comment, as well as being pretty well useless, isn't logged because it's not a review  :unknown:.

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I could write a review but this about nails it in all the replicant aspects.

Nearly 2 years of silence and this is the best you've got? May I suggest you think about either contributing to the forum or just keeping your mouth shut.

Offline DouglasReynholm

Yep, better write that review, "JR".

I remember what it was like here before I'd posted any reviews. Something best ended.

Offline Mightier Than

I could write a review but this about nails it in all the replicant aspects.

A pointless comment from a pointless individual

Offline mr.bluesky

She also works at Victoria House parlour in Lutterworth a couple of days a week. Recently had the pleasure of seeing her there. ( review posted in the east midlands section) I thought she has a kelly Brooke look about her.  :rose:

Offline TallnHung

Always thought they missed a trick not calling her Chesty Morgan.
Added to my to do list so thanks OP :)

Offline Johnny-reb

Alright alright - FFS, Jesus.

I’ll write a couple of reviews - for the couple of punts I’ve had last year.

Did it ever occur to you that not all of us are as good with English as you lot? But I’ll submit to the peer pressure and get the reviews in, you’re like a gang of geography teachers at me for not doing my homework right. I even spelled relevant wrong in the one line I did submit.

Is there a guide or something? And yes! I have looked on here for one. I know there must be. I can’t find it.

Be nice chaps. I’m new to this and fucking talking about it isn’t my strong point.


Offline winkywanky

Alright alright - FFS, Jesus.

I’ll write a couple of reviews - for the couple of punts I’ve had last year.

Did it ever occur to you that not all of us are as good with English as you lot? But I’ll submit to the peer pressure and get the reviews in, you’re like a gang of geography teachers at me for not doing my homework right. I even spelled relevant wrong in the one line I did submit.

Is there a guide or something? And yes! I have looked on here for one. I know there must be. I can’t find it.

Be nice chaps. I’m new to this and fucking talking about it isn’t my strong point.


External Link/Members Only       Check out the Guide to Writing Reviews section  :hi:

Your English skills are better than most, stop whingeing and get on with it  :rolleyes:  :D

We await with bated breath...

Offline Johnny-reb

Right. It’s done.

However. After following the instructions and trying to be objective...

And after hitting ‘post’ and seeing the review, I saw that it’s a friggin essay - and really bloody long.

I’ll work on that and make the next reviews more succinct. And I’m adding that link to the encyclopaedia of punting to my posts as it’s really really good.

There’d be more - but 1) I ain’t made of money and 2) the rona is really messing with my plans.

Anyway - there it is. Ya bollocks.  ;) :D

Stay safe

Johnny Reb.

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Right. It’s done.

However. After following the instructions and trying to be objective...

And after hitting ‘post’ and seeing the review, I saw that it’s a friggin essay - and really bloody long.

I’ll work on that and make the next reviews more succinct. And I’m adding that link to the encyclopaedia of punting to my posts as it’s really really good.

There’d be more - but 1) I ain’t made of money and 2) the rona is really messing with my plans.

Anyway - there it is. Ya bollocks.  ;) :D

Stay safe

Johnny Reb.

Your reviews are long, buddy.

Only joking. :D

Belated thanks for taking time to contribute.

Offline Charlie Chalk

Right. It’s done.

However. After following the instructions and trying to be objective...

And after hitting ‘post’ and seeing the review, I saw that it’s a friggin essay - and really bloody long.

I’ll work on that and make the next reviews more succinct. And I’m adding that link to the encyclopaedia of punting to my posts as it’s really really good.

There’d be more - but 1) I ain’t made of money and 2) the rona is really messing with my plans.

Anyway - there it is. Ya bollocks.  ;) :D

Stay safe

Johnny Reb.
Nowt wrong with your English. Also nowt wrong with a longer review as long as it isn’t Mills & Boon, is readable and contains all the required basic info. These 2 are absolutely fine IMHO.

You’re gobby, but you’ve taken advice and contributed. I think you’ll fit in nicely - welcome!  :D