Profile URL:
External Link/Members OnlyPart of group URL:
External Link/Members Only or " ' "
Price agreed and time:
30 Minutes 80 GBP
Requested services:
Nothing specifically, conventional
Location:
High rise apartment in industrial estate
Appearance:
Correct person matching the pictures, decent looking facially, perky natural tits. Several large tattoos which are not shown in the pictures, or mentioned in the interview question “If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they: Discrete” which is incorrect, they are very evident. The stated profile age of 25 seemed correct, give a year perhaps.
Communication:
Extremely poor English, she says certain phrases without knowing what they mean, as well as specific sex phrases. For the limited extent of what she does say, strangely they are correctly pronounced. Her understanding of English is very limited to non-existent, to the point of not understanding anything except her hearing a time when booking; it was like “Speaking” for lack of a better word, to a robot from the 1940s.
Details:
It was apparent that due to her being in a group where all the other WGs in this group are Brazilian, and have a very similar profile layout, that she probably is not independent. Her profile has a number of face pictures, although all of them show her having a much lighter skin tone, particularly the main profile face picture with a high contrast ratio and white makeup, which is completely inaccurate, whereas the others are more realistic but still incorrect by a good margin. Her skin tone in-person is medium-dark olive, similar to other Brazilians.
Upon calling she could only say what time I wanted to come, I asked a question, then she wanted to end the call for some reason. I later called back, said a time, then she texted me a pre-made text with the address. Which I found strange, but didn’t think much of. The apartment was in a high rise block, on the border/beginning of an industrial estate. Modern brick finish building, reasonably maintained. When I got to the apartment it was clean and tidy, with two bedrooms, one bathroom and a utility room. I asked her which room, gesturing, no response (As I later discovered, it was as a result of her not understanding a single word, explaining the odd phone call also).
Then I get OW, not enthused with little effort, thankfully though no touching teeth. I specify the position, she pauses with again no response, then just about barely understands. After a bit of her being a starfish, the condom was getting very dry. I ask if she has any lube (You can guess her response), she brings out her phone then several protracted minutes later with her fumbling with it, she produces a translating app. I type in the question, then after her reading the translation a number of minutes again pass, with her becoming visibly irritated for some reason (Presumably at herself due to not understanding, and me asking a question), she is then just about able to muster a response amounting to that she doesn’t have any. It’s a wonder why she didn’t type her response into the app. Then because she didn’t have any lube, the condom was dry and the replacements were also similarly dry, she didn’t want any further sex except OW briefly. Then after that despite there being 15 minutes left she didn’t want to do anything further. For the remaining time she just sat there, saying unrelated and nonsensical one liner phrases then not understanding any response. Any attempt to use the translating app also failed. After 5-10 minutes it was obvious it was going nowhere. Then I left, as I was leaving I briefly heard a guy in the next room over, presumably her and the other WG’s manager speaking.
As a summary, non-existent standard of English both in speaking ability and understanding, extremely poor and unprofessional service. She wasted lots of time using a translation app, which didn’t even help. Two working girls in an apartment with a manager somehow completely run out of lube, then as a result of that and a dry condom she refused any further sex. Avoid, unless you bring your own lube, don’t expect her to understand a single word.