Author Topic: Ava, west Kensington  (Read 6416 times)


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Offline jesus_jones

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Boring punt.

Does what she says on the tin, but its mechanical. Owo, kissing, sex, came twice. But there were lots of little things that annoyed me.

Left the room when money was handed over for far too long. Like 5mins. Did it again after I came the first time to 'clean up' and was gone for another 5. Upon her return, tried to timewaste with empty chit-chat.

Kissing was ok, but no dfk. Just light pressing and some tongue. Just enough of it to shut you up, and it was never initiated by her. She tried to avoid it a few times by offering her neck.

Owo was crap, far too much hand, which I told her about, but she then proceeded to do too much licking. I just wanted her to put it in her mouth, but every time she did it was only for a few seconds, then she would stop and wipe the precum from her mouth.

Slapped on a lot of lube before I could even ask for reverse oral. Shame, she has a pretty vag and I didn't get to give any oral.

Sex was dull. Constantly held her fingers by her fanny to check condom was on. Tedious moans. Not at all tight. Just mish, doggy and her on top. The whole time she was checking condom was in place and didn't really ride very well or deep when on top.

Showered with 10mins left and got out. Place stank of weed. Pleasant enough bird, but perfunctory service, looks older than photos, and too many fake moans and fiddling with condom.
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Sorry to hear about that, JJ. Thanks for the review, sounds a little bit like my mediocre assignation with amelie-m.  :thumbsdown:

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Sorry to hear about this. Blatantly she sounds uninterested in offering a decent service.
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Place stank of weed. Pleasant enough bird, but perfunctory service, looks older than photos, and too many fake moans and fiddling with condom.
That would be enough to get me to walk.

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thanks for the review. What a shame I was thinking to book her as she looks quite good for a milf. She updated her gallery recently, is she look very difference in person than the recent picture of her on her profile?

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Boring punt.

Does what she says on the tin, but its mechanical. Owo, kissing, sex, came twice. But there were lots of little things that annoyed me.

Left the room when money was handed over for far too long. Like 5mins. Did it again after I came the first time to 'clean up' and was gone for another 5. Upon her return, tried to timewaste with empty chit-chat.

Kissing was ok, but no dfk. Just light pressing and some tongue. Just enough of it to shut you up, and it was never initiated by her. She tried to avoid it a few times by offering her neck.

Owo was crap, far too much hand, which I told her about, but she then proceeded to do too much licking. I just wanted her to put it in her mouth, but every time she did it was only for a few seconds, then she would stop and wipe the precum from her mouth.

Slapped on a lot of lube before I could even ask for reverse oral. Shame, she has a pretty vag and I didn't get to give any oral.

Sex was dull. Constantly held her fingers by her fanny to check condom was on. Tedious moans. Not at all tight. Just mish, doggy and her on top. The whole time she was checking condom was in place and didn't really ride very well or deep when on top.

Showered with 10mins left and got out. Place stank of weed. Pleasant enough bird, but perfunctory service, looks older than photos, and too many fake moans and fiddling with condom.


I saw EVA and overall I would rate NEGATIVE. SHe looks worse in person than the photos and her service is very very average. No real chemistry, nice and friendly but not worth a return.

Offline jesus_jones

That would be enough to get me to walk.

I smelt it only on the way out unfortunately. Forgot to mention, I think I saw Kylie-Flirt too, and if it was her, she looked really rough.

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Thanks for the review update guys - I have changed my mind with Ava and as it may well be a very avergae punt I have decided to see if Missy Banks will be available as for an extra £30 will get a Ex HOD British dirty slutty girl -

Happy Punting

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has anyone seen her recently?

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Oh my- I think anyone who has the disgusting nerve to think it's bad of a girl to keep checking the condom is in place, is just stupid- that is not just for her protection but for yours! Imagine if it broke? YIKES, no thank you. In fact I think the whole idea of writing a bad review for an escort is just totally wrong, it's far too personal of an encounter to treat like an amazon order. I only came on here to look for positive recommendations and stumbled into this den :-/

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I saw her this year, and it was awful. not much to add. really bad punt, moody woman with a bad attitude and contempt for punters. constantly complaining, doing things half-heartedly at best etc.

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Oh my- I think anyone who has the disgusting nerve to think it's bad of a girl to keep checking the condom is in place, is just stupid- that is not just for her protection but for yours! Imagine if it broke? YIKES, no thank you. In fact I think the whole idea of writing a bad review for an escort is just totally wrong, it's far too personal of an encounter to treat like an amazon order. I only came on here to look for positive recommendations and stumbled into this den :-/

Bye, bye Ava,  well you lasted thirteen minutes before being banned, well done not to bad, not to bad at all. Oh apart from showing your true colours and making yourself look like a shit prossie and a twat.

Offline jesus_jones

Oh my- I think anyone who has the disgusting nerve to think it's bad of a girl to keep checking the condom is in place, is just stupid- that is not just for her protection but for yours! Imagine if it broke? YIKES, no thank you. In fact I think the whole idea of writing a bad review for an escort is just totally wrong, it's far too personal of an encounter to treat like an amazon order. I only came on here to look for positive recommendations and stumbled into this den :-/

Ava- you're heart isn't in it. You don't enjoy being an escort and it shows during your service. You don't even try to enjoy the sex, or please the punter.

And yes- holding your fingers at the base of my dick throughout penetration is ridiculous. You were supposedly doing a dental degree so you should have enough medical knowledge to know the risk of the condom breaking or falling off an erect penis is very low.

You should change your job.
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hahaha she added playing piano and art galleries to suggestions of what to do with her. I bet shes better at the piano than escorting, even she has only had one class. why do escorts go on about shit like that or fencing, galleries etc? yaaaawn.

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hahaha she added playing piano and art galleries to suggestions of what to do with her. I bet shes better at the piano than escorting, even she has only had one class. why do escorts go on about shit like that or fencing, galleries etc? yaaaawn.
Because they're not just pieces of meant you know. Some are very intelligant.  :lol: