External Link/Members OnlyAfter surviving a bout of man-flu, I was beginning to feel the sap rising again, but lacking the energy for a full-service punt.
Had Polly in my Hot List for a while now after seeing reviews on here, so decided to book and see what her service was like.
When: 3 November 2022
Price: £60 for 1 hour massage incl HR
Comms: she states no calls, just text or , ike I did, send a message via WhatsApp. I sent a request for a 1-hour booking a little shy of 2 hours beforehand, and got a reply within 10 minutes giving prices as per her AW page. When I confirmed that I wanted to book, a second message flew back with more info on the location of the meet, including postcode. Once outside the gates, more precise entry codes were given, although as I was there in the daytime, most of the entry doors were open.
Location: a fair walk from Clapham Junction station, about 3 bus stops away, so bear that in mind if you're using public transport. (Wandsworth Road station may actually be nearer, although only one train every 15 minutes from Clapham)
The meet: was not offered a shower before or after, which was not a concern as I came fresh from a nearby swimming pool. There are loos in the building, at the top of the stairwell. Not sure if there is one in Polly's flat. didn't need it. I asked if payment by card was ok, she said fine, and produced one of those SumUp gadgets to take the fee.
Was asked whether I wanted a soft, medium or hard massage. I asked for soft 'this time', but that if I returned I might review that, depending on my experience.
Got undressed down to my boxers, threw Polly a quizzical look to which she grinned and said 'Off!' with a half-smile. 'Thought so' I smiled back.
Lay down on the bed which, although a proper massage table, was a bit less firm than I'm used to, which wasn't displeasing. Some can be quite rigid
The massage was very nice, started by climbing on to me and using her knees into my shoulder blades and lower back, before using her hands all over my arms, back, legs and feet. No CC swipes at all when I was on my front, but I was getting hard nonetheless. It all felt quite sensual and Polly didn't ruin the mood like some masseuses do, with too much chat. I'm there to be pleasured, dammit
I think the 'turn over' whisper was at about 40mins in, and the fact she was fully clothed while I was completely bare with an obvious semi, was a bit of a turn-on in itself. Don't know why! She poured warm oil over my bits and my stomach, and played with my cock whilst using the other hand to play with my nipples, something they and she responded well to. Didn't feel at all rushed, her fingers played around the shaft and the head quite beautifully, and I came after about 8-10 minutes of this delicious treatment. Post-cum, I was given some more massage to my legs, whilst I lay back in post-cum reverie, at which point we had a little conversation, which was quite pleasant and not stilted at all.
After I had dressed, she gave the forward bow that other reviewers have mentioned, and I skipped out, chuckling to myself that I can now consider myself one of the Lavender Hill Mob
Would I return? Yes, given that my local (legit) Thai Massage venue is £48/hr and another place in my usual haunt of North London charges £65 per hour, with a lady who's become a friend but is also, sadly, strictly legit
Topic: Polly's THAI - Clapham Junction (Read 2783 times)