External Link/Members OnlyLocated in Northwich.
£100.00 for an hour
Comms were ok, suppose, arrange booking at a certain time. given postcode.
Decided id visit her as some of her pictures look very sexy and being size 12 was bang on for me.
Arrived on time, text to say i was outside, told she was just getting ready (why were you not ready for the time like i was!! )
Entered the house which was on a quiet street on the outskirts of Northwich town centre.
Greeted with a smile by someone who looked liek they had put their makeup on in the dark.
Walked in to the kitchen, and i thought a bomb had gone off, but she told me to excuse the mess she had not long since moved in.
As she walked in front of me, she clearly hadnt been size 12 for a long time, and i wondered what she had spent time getting dress doing, with a bit of a tatty red dress.
Upstairs in to bed room which again was a mess, with scratch marks all up the wall, again told to excuse the mess as she had not long moved in !!
The i realised, she hadnt stopped yapping since i walked in, and i hadnt got a fucking clue what she had been yapping about.
Sorted the paperwork out, at which point i seriously considered back dooring it, but my balls were in charge.
Climbed on the bed, no kissing (thank god as i didnt want the minging lipstick anywhere near me) no massage
She started playing with my town halls which was ok, then grabbed my old fella and started pulling with a fair bit of force.
BJ was the crappest BJ i have had, was as though she only used her lips and went pretty quickly only over my bellend. Told her to slow down which didnt improve the experience.
I offered to do RO, which she popped the bottom of the thing she was wearing to expose a hairy fanny...I fucking hate hairy fannys...This really pissed me off as her profile states completely shaved...
went down and i have to say i was expecting it to taste pissy, this was about the only plus to the experience.
Give her clit a bit of attention, which one minute she said she liked then said it was too sensitive !!! A bit of fingering, and tried to play with the clit again, but sensitivity again spoiled that.
Got her to give me a hand job, which she did but only used her first two fingers and thumb didnt grab my length at all.
I though lets get this over and get fucking gone...As i was gonna cum, she then went down to one finger and thumb and tried to not get covered in jiz !!!
No offer of baggin up to shag her at all.
Was then thrown a toilet roll to clean my self up.
the yap yap yap fucking yap
Now dont get me wrong, she is probably a nice girl but fuck me she can yap !!!!!
She was telling me that she was friendly with the guy who owns (banned site removed)
Comms ok
Location - nice quiet area
Is she the girl in pics - yes about 10 years ago
Service - crap
VFM awful
Return ----- Nope