Renata - Top Secret Escorts - Paddington

[Stanford97]

Fairly good GFE. More like the worse photos. Also known as Inna at Diva Escort.

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Location:9
Nice enough flat over the road from Edgware Rd tube station. Room was fresh and spacious but a bit on the boring side with no mirrors. Separate bathroom with an interesting shower.

Appearance:8
A point deducted for wearing an ugly bathrobe at the start and finish, a point deducted for oversensitive nipples and a point deducted for having an irksome character. Pleasant and smiley throughout but a slightly mechanical manner. Still good looking and friendly enough. Not the freshest breath. Speaks fairly good English.

Performance:8.5
I was told to go slow or softly several times, no prolonged play with her nipples was acceptable, clit seemed a bit oversensitive and the kissing was fairly odd and a touch irksome.
Pleasant enough start with lots of kissing that was an odd form of DFK, it was enjoyable enough and kept things on track but Renata said she has a problem with her septum which means she can only breath with her mouth so she has to constantly disengage.
Onto the bed for more kissing and things were fine, Renata was very pleasant and I really fancied her. Renata nicely kissed her way down to OWO that was always on the shallow side but had good tempo and some nicely slutty actions were thrown in, too much hand action for my liking though. Too many pointless comments, explanations or questions during the action too. I frigged Renata off with plenty of kissing and she nearly brought myself to a climax with her vigorous hand action which is amateur imo. No fingering was permitted and I moved into a dirty 69 but this didn’t go on for particularly long as Renata was too sensitive despite me being fairly soft with the tongue.
Renata was super wet but mechanically lubed up for excellent CG, when I started bouncing her arse up and down in horizontal I could have easily came and slowed down. Long and slow scissors and spoon action with some kissing and nice acting by Renata. I could have easily come at any time, Renata is very good looking and does engage nicely. Very good mish with good body contact and face to face action. I went for some vertical action off the bed taking her from behind and Renata mentioned the time with only 40 minutes gone, I figured she might turn pissy and ruin things and I’d wanted to finish jiggling her arse in doggie. I pushed her onto the bed but didn’t find the perfect motion for a jiggle finish so just grabbed a good hold of her big soft arse cheeks and ploughed away until finishing in the bag.
After effectively making me come early, Renata didn’t make up for this by being particularly friendly for the remaining time. No conversation flowed and the kissing was boring with minimal effort by Renata. The main action was good but I left with no sense of joy.

£300 for 60 minutes 

[JackSaint]

Generous positive Stanford, we can only hope for fresh stock with the right attitude and the likes of Tavolga who really deliver to return.

[Stanford97]

Generous positive Stanford, we can only hope for fresh stock with the right attitude and the likes of Tavolga who really deliver to return.

Definitely, I’d take a guess that Renata has done a tour of (now closed) European P&D venues and doesn’t understand that she’s up against all the graduates from the Moscow School of Escorting. I’m disappointed you haven’t reviewed Bez & Tez yet, they’ll probably be similar to Renata though in terms of escorting expertise.

[pantywetter]

I gave her a fairly glowing review last week but I think you capture some of the frustrations better here.  The kissing thing was quite frustrating as it stopped you getting into the flow.  Agree on the bath robe too.  Not great for a £300/hr hooker.

Massive potential though if she upped her game.

[JackSaint]

Definitely, I’d take a guess that Renata has done a tour of (now closed) European P&D venues and doesn’t understand that she’s up against all the graduates from the Moscow School of Escorting. I’m disappointed you haven’t reviewed Bez & Tez yet, they’ll probably be similar to Renata though in terms of escorting expertise.

I'm not back in the game yet, suspect Bez & Tez will be poor service skanks

[Stanford97]

I went to see Elsa at Max’s Angels who’s known as Alice at UK Glamour Girls and Palace VIP.

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There’s positives there but there were also three strikes. Good enough looking for myself and not as as dodgy as I suspected possible from the odd selfies. Still a lot less polished than the photos but still ok for me to stay at £250. Anyway she’s Swedish and not Danish as Maxes list and I really want to cross a Dane off my to do list (I’ve already done a Swede). The third strike was “no FK because of COVID”, ignoring how ridiculous this was I wasn’t going to stay. It’s a shame as she was super jolly, the place was ok and I presumably would have enjoyed myself.

I hadn’t been to the address before but my plan B (already reviewed) turned out to be in the same building which was very convenient.

[Rotm]

Would you say Elsa looks like any of the pics? They are obviously exaggerated, but does look like a smoke show. No FK is comical, as if that's going to help.

[Stanford97]

Would you say Elsa looks like any of the pics? They are obviously exaggerated, but does look like a smoke show.

Similar to this but much more ordinary. Selfies are just weird. If you look at the studio photos and selfies of Vivienne at Max’s, the difference between the two is similar to Elsa.

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[Rotm]

Thanks for replying. That's a shame as tall, toned and blonde who does A is my ideal, but if she's shitty about FK she probably will be about more. Equally if i'm spending that much cash I'd like to find a real smokeshow.
I was toying up seeing her before she leaves, sounds like back to the drawing board.