NYLA - shush escorts - outcall Manchester SEP 20

[LordVoldemort]

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My final punt before lockdown 2.

I’d had a disastrous outcall with an AW girl and still hadn’t shot my load. Didn’t want to take a risk with VS and by this stage I’d consumed a bottle of red wine sitting in my hotel room, facing the possibility of self abuse with Palmella Handerson. Fuck it I thought, let’s give an agency girl a chance. Sadly my top 3 at Bond Girls were unavailable, so I took the plunge and booked NYLA at Shush.

Comms and arranging done easily.

Of course I knew the pictures would be heavily photoshopped.

£150 OWO , No FK not even light .

The girl
Looks 8/10 - not the girl in the pictures but pretty, tanned ROM with nice hair.
Teeth 2/10 - missing incisor on top and what looked like multiple canines.
Body clothed 9/10 shapely size 6/8 - naked 5/10 (she turned up looking like a street whore from Miami vice, luminous green minidress that barely covered her arse - gave me an instant boner. Although I collected her from the hotel reception and there was no doubt I had ordered a prossie... the young lad on reception even winked at me.(I’ve told him I own a modelling agency)
The drop on points was because she was not 19 but nearer 30, her tits out of the bra were like two empty scrotum.... so bad that I asked her to put her bra back on. Arse was a little flat and the cheeks were a bit droopy.
Gash - 5/10 - leathered wizards sleeve. I suspect she’s had a few kids and some gynaecological trauma down there. (But felt fine being pumped , not tight but equally not loose)
Fuckometer - 7/10 - she took a good pounding in mish and doggie, no tricks or adjustments. Pretended to enjoy it and made some face noises. I don’t really give a fuck, my balls needed to be emptied and here was my spunk bin. Wouldn’t do cim but happy to do owo which was all a bit light really.
Would I return for round 2 , because here’s the deal- she has the most annoying high pitched shrill voice that it grated on me so much I wanted to finish the punt as quickly as possible and get rid of her.
But she has a pretty face (when her mouth is closed)

But - no I wouldn’t go back .

[Clitheroelad]

A generous neutral there OP in my opinion. Her body and face sound like they saw action in the Balkans War. Perosnally with the way you desctibed her teeth theres no way Id have let her near my cock.

[LordVoldemort]

A generous neutral there OP in my opinion. Her body and face sound like they saw action in the Balkans War. Perosnally with the way you desctibed her teeth theres no way Id have let her near my cock.

  Actually, you’re right ... it was a generous neutral! But my leasing memory was pumping her mish, looking at her face with her mouth closed and exploding.... TBF when her mouth was closed she was actually quite pretty.

[Inout]

I would advise everyone to avoid the place.

Same happened to me (nearly two years ago) got let down by my first choice with no plan b. Had a nose at the Manchester brass agencies and phoned shush, told girl available is spanish 21 looked like a model so booked with bloke on phone 1.5hrs for 8pm at 12am got a call to say she is ready, will be 30mins? So with a boner i said hurry up then, she arrived at 1.30am. Was made to come out to get her by a not very freindly type person, parked right outside the door on reception in a old banger. she looked nothing like pictures in her street corner clothes, sounded Romanian when she said lets go to the room after two mins when she opened her eyes for a few seconds and was sky high on hard drugs she kept like nodding off. Looked at the state of her and told her to do one, because they did not know my room number.

Legged it back to my room without turning light on as it was at the front. BLIMEY
I think they go redlight district and get a girl with similar hair colour.

They have same girl pictures across many sites with different agency names

Was my first and probably last experience with an agency, as i bet most of time its the same

Will be suprised if any good reviews

Thats what happened to me using the agency mentioned

[Fac51]

I would advise everyone to avoid the place.

Same happened to me (nearly two years ago) got let down by my first choice with no plan b. Had a nose at the Manchester brass agencies and phoned shush, told girl available is spanish 21 looked like a model so booked with bloke on phone 1.5hrs for 8pm at 12am got a call to say she is ready, will be 30mins? So with a boner i said hurry up then, she arrived at 1.30am. Was made to come out to get her by a not very freindly type person, parked right outside the door on reception in a old banger. she looked nothing like pictures in her street corner clothes, sounded Romanian when she said lets go to the room after two mins when she opened her eyes for a few seconds and was sky high on hard drugs she kept like nodding off. Looked at the state of her and told her to do one, because they did not know my room number.

Legged it back to my room without turning light on as it was at the front. BLIMEY
I think they go redlight district and get a girl with similar hair colour.

They have same girl pictures across many sites with different agency names

Was my first and probably last experience with an agency, as i bet most of time its the same

Will be suprised if any good reviews

Thats what happened to me using the agency mentioned

That sounds absolutely horrendous fella 

Can't believe you waited that long for her to turn up though - you must of had the right horn !

[LordVoldemort]

I would advise everyone to avoid the place.

Thats what happened to me using the agency mentioned

To be fair to one agency - The Bond Girls, although the pictures are obviously photoshopped, they are on the whole more professional and they have a few very good girls working there. But I agree, shush and all the other glossy ones are shite. Shush clearly don’t give a shit about the security of their girls, unlike decent Agencies that ask for room number and booked name, as you say, Shush drop their girls off in a banger with a couple of villains in the front. You’re lucky you managed to do one, however at 1:30am any brass that’s still working is likely to be inebriated on class A .... surely?