Massage By Vicky - Croydon - Don't waste your time, money + excitement

[Andrem7]

Having seen a few positive reviews on here, I thought I wouldn't go wrong, how wrong I was!

Massage By Vicky - External Link/Members Only

Comms: All done via text, instant 'please text me' response to a phone call, should have run alarm bells from there.

Location: Croydon, about 5 minutes from Ikea, quiet road and dark flat, fairly old but not manky.

Looks: I'm not sure if it's the same girl in the picture, I could have fallen victim to a classic B&S but she's slim, about 5 ft 2 and doesn't really speak. Was in lingerie when I entered but this came off as I lay down for a massage

Service: Mechanical disappointment would be the phrase. I had pre-texted and arranged OWO + Sex as additions to the massage. Lets start with the massage, a light rubbing of hot baby oil on my back for 5 minutes and on the front for 10. Quickly moved to the bed, off popped out the condom (though previously agreed OWO) - typical! Couldn't be bothered to fight it, at this point already annoyed just wanted to pump and leave. A 3 minute suck followed by 'sex?' 'which position you want?'. On top and then missionary, wanted it to be over ASAP. Finished and left. Usual after chat 'where are you from' - turns out this one is from Romania (what a surprise!?) and not Poland, as her profile suggests.

Price: £130 for HH including the 'extras' of sex + OWO (not delivered).

I would have been better off using a massage gun and paying for an OnlyFans subscription.

[petermisc]

Having seen a few positive reviews on here, I thought I wouldn't go wrong, how wrong I was!
Comms: All done via text, instant 'please text me' response to a phone call, should have run alarm bells from there.
turns out this one is from Romania (what a surprise!?) and not Poland, as her profile suggests.

Sympathies.  Not sure why a request for comma via text should ring alarm bells, I know several good SPs who prefer this. 

What would have rung alarm bells for me is that the positives were for a girl called Charlie, whereas the profile is now for a Vicky.  Just looking at positives is not enough, I suggest that you need to actually read the past reviews.  If you had bothered to read the last one, for example, you would have seen that Vicky is a totally different Rom girl who has taken over the Polish bird's profile.  Looks like this is a b&s operation.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=284825.msg3050418#msg3050418

As ever, research, research, research.

[4thleo]

I was about to post a positive review of the same girl, I saw her recently also and had a great experience. Stuck to the standard massage with noxtras though.

I sort of agree that her massage is just kinda rubbing oil all over you, it's certainly not winning any awards for fixing aches and pains and isn't worth looking at if you prefer a dewp/high pressure session, but it was sensual enough and she paid enough attention to the right areas.

Where she really sold it to me was the happy end, absolutely amazing. Wasn't full on lingham techniques but always using both hands and lots of ball action. I really enjoyed it.

Biggest negative for me was that I was out in 45 mins after paying for an hour, plus £90 is already the upper limit of what I'd pay for a massage service.

I also agree that I can't tell if she's the same girl as pics, but she's petite and fairly attractive. Was wearing great lingerie when I visited too which is a nice touch. Panties stay on during the whole massage though if you haven't paid extras.

[LLPunting]

I was about to post a positive review of the same girl, I saw her recently also and had a great experience. Stuck to the standard massage with noxtras though.

I sort of agree that her massage is just kinda rubbing oil all over you, it's certainly not winning any awards for fixing aches and pains and isn't worth looking at if you prefer a dewp/high pressure session, but it was sensual enough and she paid enough attention to the right areas.

Where she really sold it to me was the happy end, absolutely amazing. Wasn't full on lingham techniques but always using both hands and lots of ball action. I really enjoyed it.

Biggest negative for me was that I was out in 45 mins after paying for an hour, plus £90 is already the upper limit of what I'd pay for a massage service.

I also agree that I can't tell if she's the same girl as pics, but she's petite and fairly attractive. Was wearing great lingerie when I visited too which is a nice touch. Panties stay on during the whole massage though if you haven't paid extras.

So you overpaid for a short service for an accomplished but not extraordinary HJ by a B&S pretty...  and you consider that a positive punt... 

[Shadow314]

Thanks for the review OP, shame you didn't have a good time.
Confirms it's not Charlie with full service on the profile.  She's taller than 5'2" and definitely Polish.  This is B&S as using her pictures.

[jacobs1]

i did try to warn you lol