Author Topic: Mercedes Lush Escorts- Jewellery Quarter - Birmingham  (Read 3615 times)

Offline Imp8

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Saw Mercedes today,Saturday  26th September 2020,at 10.10pm for a 30 minute meet @£60.

Been running around all day and my ball bags were weighing me down. Too late to ring anybody else,and I knew that Lush would provide something. Rang them at 9.45pm and asked who was available in 20 minutes,they gave me 3 names  (  forgot the other 2  ) Mercedes seemed decent. Rang back to book an appointment. Comms all good.

The receptionist asked me where I'd like to meet Mercedes,she suggested  Broadway Plaza,but I wasn't too keen on that so she suggested The Jewellery Quarter,Done.
I did think to myself, If she's not there yet and I'm only 15 minutes away,How's she going to clean her snatch and be fresh for me  !!!!  Uuhhmmm.
Got to B3 and rang the receptionist for the flat number. Buzzed in,no hiding behind the door trick. First impressions were good. Had a smart wrap around dress on and ankle length boots/shoes. Looks wise  7,for her age she was quite tidy. She told me she was  36,I suspect early  40's,body wise a decent  6.5.
No Gym bunny,she's got kids and she's got a working moms ' Milf ' body,slight tummy. 5'4 with a size 12 body and small natural tits, B cup I'd say.

I normally have a shower and get ready at home,but I'd been out all day and didn't feel that fresh. I don't think it's fair for a girl to have a big fat smelly slob on top of her,so we'll just stick with the big fat slob.
Had a shower,which was decent but not many toiletries.
Straight into DFK,this was nice and Mercedes was enthusiastic,decent tongues and making the right noises. Took her clothes off  (  Bit of a ball ache ) and got her onto her knees for some OWO.  This again was enthusiastic,plum sucking included,but slightly too toothy for my liking.

Knickers off,now let's see what her snatch is saying. Not too good I'm afraid,it stank. Wasn't overpowering,but it did smell. Even worse,the top part of her snatch  ' The Mound ' was beautifully clean ,the bottom half had growth,and I mean at least a months worth. Did manage to shove a digit in there without any complaints.
Suck of her tits,which did seem responsive and then onto  69. This was nice because she's got lovely smooth skin and her arse was really soft. Her oral technique seemed to improve as well,not soo toothy this time.

On the turnover I did ask how long I've got left because I had been about  5-7 minutes in the shower,she said you've got  5 minutes   :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:  I said surely I've got longer than that,so we agreed on 12 minutes.
Onto CG where she had this funny jumping up and down motion. Didn't really do it for me so I told her to stop that whilst I fucked her from below,this was much better and she was getting wet. Finally into Mish and she can take a bit of a pasting. No problem with DFK in either mish or CG. She's also enthusiastic and wanted to please.Filled the bag,happy bunny.
Chatted for a while,she's a local girl,and she didn't seem to mind spending time in conversation. She's only been escorting for 5 weeks and I did think it was weird when I asked if she could clean me up  ( Love that  )  when she took the condom off me she said that's the first time she's ever done that,that did surprise me.

A lot of punters would have this as a negative because of the smelly snatch and the hair downstairs,but I think that would be a bit harsh.
The Flat was nice,Mercedes was lovely and pleasant to talk to and most important,for me anyway,is that she was enthusiastic and wanted to provide a decent service.
Not a really strong positive,but a positive none the less.

Offline Digger1965

Smelly snatch is not a positive for me, neutral at best. As long as you enjoyed it that's the main thing.

Offline Rated123

Fair play to you for going down on her with a smelly snatch.
I would have walked!

Offline lechef

Smelly snatch is not a positive for me, neutral at best. As long as you enjoyed it that's the main thing.

Totally agree neutral at best. Regardless of how good the rest of the punt was there's no excuse for poor hygiene.


Offline alibirmingham

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I’m with the ⬆️ 

Smelly snatch would be a min neutral as no excuse but that said it’s kind of typical Lush style. It’s the bargain basement of agency punts and volume is their bread and butter.

Regardless of our views however if the op rates it a POSS then it’s a POSS

Offline Imp8

Thanks for the feedback lads.
Nobody likes  a smelly snatch,but as I've said in my review I'm reviewing the Punt as a whole.
I liked Mercedes and her service was delivered with enthusiasm,she did try to please the punter and I feel that deserves a positive.
However I can understand the viewpoint of a smelly snatch being a straight Neg or at best Neutral.

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Thanks for the feedback lads.
Nobody likes  a smelly snatch,but as I've said in my review I'm reviewing the Punt as a whole.
I liked Mercedes and her service was delivered with enthusiasm,she did try to please the punter and I feel that deserves a positive.
However I can understand the viewpoint of a smelly snatch being a straight Neg or at best Neutral.

Your review = Your rating mate. We all have opinions but glad your sticking to your guns. Shows integrity. Some may have considered changing the rating being swayed by other members but personally I think regardless of what other say a punter should be able to rate it they way they like ( as long as it’s not trolling, white knighting, or breaking ukp rules)

If it’s a POSS for you then she gets a POSS  :hi:

Offline KidCandyShop

I will write a review in a couple of days but it would have to be a big negative from me, not a good return to punting.

Offline Imp8

I will write a review in a couple of days but it would have to be a big negative from me, not a good return to punting.


Oh dear KCS.....
I've got a sneaky suspicion it could be something to do with her undercarriage   !!!!