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Despite what map says it IS in Rochdale - near the centre I think. I ventured after a previous punter reviewed it.
Price: £50 total (£30 hour massage + £20 HE)
Date: Start of Jan and let's leave it at that
Comms: Reasonably good at texting back. Given a list of prices - £30 ph, £45 for 90 mins and more if you want it harder. Told to discuss anything else when I arrived.
Location: A terrace house set back from main road but still a bit exposed. I made sure to have a mask on when I went. Room is in a living room in what looks like a shared house. Not messy but not tidy. There's a curtain that's like office blinds separating to the kitchen and bathroom which feels a bit amateurish and walking through to the toilet feels like a student house. I've seen worse.
Girl: Hard to age but I'd say 30s, Indian heritage with a big pear shape. Massive arse and smaller boobs. Hair up. Fairly plain looking. Going by the accent she's from the area and wears standard leggings and top. No hint of them coming off.
Service: Cash upfront in a little pot by the bed. Bed was quite hard and not the most comfortable I've had but a facehole with a heater underneath it - more on that later - and she uses disposable paper towels for service at the moment. Says her experience is physio massage and she is trying this out as something different. There were some medical books out and one of those pictures of the muscle system. Don't think they're just for show. She can talk if you want her to and I used my usual aliases.
Massage itself was pretty decent. I asked for soft and relaxed. She's happy for no towels to be used and I was on the bed before we discussed anything else. Spent a lot of time on legs and bum, so I raised the question of going up further and she said she saves that for the ending that she can do for £20. Agreed. She's definitely had training and there were points where I could have drifted off. All over back, arse, legs and arms were done but nothing described as tease or build up. At one point she was on the table between my legs massaging all up them and I lifted up, hoping she'd do some CC swipes but nothing. Once that was all done she wiped the thin oil off me with paper towel and wipes.
On the flip over - a reasonable chest and leg massage with a fair few brushes of the old fella but nothing that would be considered teasing or build up. Again - all up the leg was done, chest, stomach and everything but meat and two veg. I normally expect a little brush over, especially when HE has been agreed. I was beginning to think it wasn't happening. Once that part of the massage was done, she started wiping me down! I thought she'd left it!
But then I felt a load of hot oil get poured all over my crotch and she rubbed it in thoroughly, getting between cock and ball. Then she surprised me by getting on the table between my legs and sort of getting us to stretch our legs over each other. She treated it very much like another part of the massage, which was unexpected. Before long, I shot all over myself.
However, some
negatives - the heater or the table were quite hot - I did ask her to turn it down because I could feel it was really warm and stuffy. With such thin material on the table - I think it was leather on a hard base and just a little sheet of disposable paper towel - the heat got through. So much so that when I got home later I didn't realise I had a red mark on my chest which led to a bit of a scramble to explain.
- despite the fact she wiped me down after doing the back and front, she just gave me some wet wipes and I had to wipe myself down after the HE. I've never experienced that anywhere else - from the Thais to the older women indies. Every single one of them has done the wipedown themselves.
- no build up to the HE to tease. I had hardly any time to get hard and prefer to at least have a semi on the turn over. I got a very strange feeling and couldn't work out whether she liked doing it or not. She clearly puts in effort, as I've never had anyone mount the table and give it a damn good grope but also she had no interest in touching it beforehandVerdict - Just about gets a positive for me, but the panic about the mark and having to wipe up after myself really take the edge off. I doubt I'd go again as it wasn't sexy enough to be a nice HE massage and the massage itself wasn't great enough for me to warrant a repeat visit, unlike a salon or somewhere that charges £10 more but you get a proper room and a nice masseuse. At £30 for the massage itself it's pretty good but there's just too many little things that are a bit "off"
