External Link/Members OnlyArranged for 1 hour @ £140 but walked. This was just over a week ago.
Forgive me UKP, for I have sinned. I haven't confessed since last year and I've given in to temptation during lockdown 4.5 or whatever the fuck it is now.
External Link/Members OnlyFlat was just off London road in Abbeyhill.
I knew she was a Rom. but was told over the phone, in a distinctly Romanian accent she was Italian/Venezuelan!!!

Was also quoted at owo for an extra fucking £50!!!

Declined.
When I arrived, she hid behind the door.
I waited and first noticed the tidy body. Looked fantastic. The fucking face however was

!!!!!!
Nevermind the fucking teeth. Looked like 60 a day for the past 25 years + could chew a toffee apple through a fucking shark cage. About turned and got the fuck out of dodge.
Probably would've been a shite ride anyway.