Author Topic: Sarah, Serene Spa - Balham  (Read 3913 times)

Offline Realbadman666

Went to serene pre lockdown times (December) on a Thursday noon not knowing what to expect because the shop does look legit.
Greeted by a pretty exotic lady at the front.. quite flirty so good start!
She walks me downstairs to the room, another girl enters after a few mins.
Tall blonde, busty eastern Europe. Cute face.
Massage was ok.. the usual stretches and light/medium strokes..
She concentrated on my upper legs alot..
Got me excited and finally asks if I wanted extras.
I asked how much a HE will cost.. she wanted £50!!!
After paying £50 for an hr at the front I would have to pay another £50 for a hand j when I know I can get it for £20 else where. I politely declined but then she dropped it to £40... I said no.
Finally we agreed on £30, I can tell she wasn't happy because it was just a robotic Hj shouldn't of bothered.
Avoid sarah


Offline SpaceRaiderDave

Went to serene pre lockdown times (December) on a Thursday noon not knowing what to expect because the shop does look legit.
Greeted by a pretty exotic lady at the front.. quite flirty so good start!
She walks me downstairs to the room, another girl enters after a few mins.
Tall blonde, busty eastern Europe. Cute face.
Massage was ok.. the usual stretches and light/medium strokes..
She concentrated on my upper legs alot..
Got me excited and finally asks if I wanted extras.
I asked how much a HE will cost.. she wanted £50!!!
After paying £50 for an hr at the front I would have to pay another £50 for a hand j when I know I can get it for £20 else where. I politely declined but then she dropped it to £40... I said no.
Finally we agreed on £30, I can tell she wasn't happy because it was just a robotic Hj shouldn't of bothered.
Avoid sarah

I went about 18 months ago and £50 was what I was asked for. Like you I offered £20 and may have gone slightly higher but i broke off negotiations when she stayed at £50 for too long. There comes a point that there are such bad feelings because of a hard negotiation I find it best to just keep the money and have a wank after she leaves the room.
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Offline Realbadman666

Do they all charge that? Or was it the same girl?

Offline LLPunting

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Thanks OP for the update warning.   :drinks:

If it's the same 5'7", mid-30s, sz 10-12 Sarah from the last 5 years with fake tits, botoxed face and chiseled features she has always demanded more for her limited manual services because she was the looker of the lot.

All the girls there want too much money since way before the pandemic.  A few years back they were the same prices as the Chinese parlours in the area, reliable, friendly girls working on rota, then some of the girls left and new blood with bad attitudes to extras came wandering thru and those that remained became infected with the same malaise.  Best left as a legit salon and take your randiness elsewhere (regulars who got in with any of the old hands remaining may still get yesteryear prices).   

Sadly most parlour options in Clapham, Tulse Hill, Camberwell, Crystal Palace, Brixton, Tooting, Streatham, Colliers Wood, Wimbledon, Morden aren't much to shout about anymore. 

Best to find a 30 min WG for 60-100 and have a guaranteed suck and fuck with extras, the most you're missing out on is a mediocre massage.
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