sexy frenchgirl - Glasgow Incall Quickie

[mikemole]

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SFG is heavily reviewed on UKP, but I just had to sample this famous/infamous character of the Glasgow scene.

Comms:  Madness to be honest - only takes bookings when you are 10 mins away.  Initial directions by text with a lot of UPPER CASE.  Walk to one part of the street then call, walk across the road then call again.  Finally get buzzer number and gain entry.

Fee: £40 for 20 mins full service.

Date/Location: Mid December 2020/Southside flat near Crosshill Station, busy street and easy to loiter.

Looks: As per AW pics, SFG is a very trim older woman, with excellent complexion and very good hygiene considering her level of popularity.  I would hazard a guess that she is closer to mid-50s than the advertised age.  Dressed in a modest housecoat.

The Meet: SFG is very chatty, quite manic but that didn't phase me.  I went with a previous punter's advice to embrace it and chat piss back to her.  She broke off briefly to dismiss a previous client, who was possibly hiding in the shower??

SFG returned and dropped her robe to reveal a banging body for a lady of her age, then approached me confidently to engage in DFK.  I wasn't a fan of her technique - more tongue ramming than kissing.  After a 15 second back massage, I was on all fours getting wanked off and rimmed vigorously.  Then I flipped over for decent OWO and finger DP on her, before moving to 69 amid shouts of "eat my French ass and pussy".  The foreplay was structured but intense - the SP would frequently offer me a taste of my own arsehole with more DFK.  Mmm.

Time to rubber up and move to fucking, where I got SFG in doggy for an good rodgering.  She got very loud at this point as we fucked hard with me gripping onto her ass tightly.  The sheer speed and intensity brought me quickly to a covered climax.  Box ticked and I left with complimentary humbug in mouth.

Overall:  SFG delivers a filthy service with gusto and relish.  The meet was too choreographed for my liking - the SP gave no impression that I could take the reigns at any stage but I enjoyed myself nonetheless.  I was well prepared thanks to the great reviews on here - this site is truly invaluable.

Point to note: after finishing, the SP removed the condom for me and proceeded to file it away in her top drawer!  I have no idea why she did this and I stood firm until she gave me it back.  Very odd moment.  I rarely cum in the bag, but when I do, I always take it with me.  Guess I've watched too much Line of Duty..

MM

[ecosse1984]

Damn, you take a filled bag away with you from every meet. Surely no?

[mikemole]

Damn, you take a filled bag away with you from every meet. Surely no?

Haha just the few times I've done it mate not leaving DNA behind  I almost always blast the SP like a true gentleman

[Name Not Found]

I rarely cum in the bag, but when I do, I always take it with me.

I've read some weird shit on this site over the years but this is right up there with the best 

[ecosse1984]

I've read some weird shit on this site over the years but this is right up there with the best 

💯  mental 😂😂

[oddson1970]

your DNA will already be all over the place anyhow,WTAF??

[Sha99er]

Seriously, what do you think she was going to do try and reproduce you from the DNA like something from Jurrasic Park? 

[willie loman]

 A wg i know told me that there is a guy in edinburgh who pays for filled condoms,

[mikemole]

Seriously, what do you think she was going to do try and reproduce you from the DNA like something from Jurrasic Park? 

 

Quality abuse lads.
Did it previously with two dodgy Roms. On this occasion I just shat it when she filed it away in the top drawer.

[Uncle Buck]

I've read some weird shit on this site over the years but this is right up there with the best 

+1

[1980Tam]

Quality abuse lads.
Did it previously with two dodgy Roms. On this occasion I just shat it when she filed it away in the top drawer.

Why you have to put it somewhere !

[Tim_10]

Haha just the few times I've done it mate not leaving DNA behind  I almost always blast the SP like a true gentleman

Have you asked her why she is doing this ??

[ruggedscot]

she has some guys that like sloppy seconds....

[Casey69]

I have to say that if I saw a WG file my man-paste in a drawer, I might intervene.
There’d be no rhyme or reason to it, but it would get the Spidey senses tingling.
I’d certainly have questions.

[Glasgow28]

Got to say this made me laugh! Between her putting the condom in a drawer which does seem strange, and the line about taking away filled condoms 
Other than that fair play, she seems to have a great body for her age but maybe too intense for me sounds fairly full on.

[Rookie67]

Have to agree with the OP on this - no interest in taking a filled bag away with me, but if I saw the WG file it away safely in the top drawer I'd say something as well.
Have not had the SFG experience, but was on the bucket list to do at some point.
Rethinking that now  - saving the filled bag is just a bit too weird for my taste (pun intended).

[capman02]

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SFG is heavily reviewed on UKP, but I just had to sample this famous/infamous character of the Glasgow scene.

Comms:  Madness to be honest - only takes bookings when you are 10 mins away.  Initial directions by text with a lot of UPPER CASE.  Walk to one part of the street then call, walk across the road then call again.  Finally get buzzer number and gain entry.

Fee: £40 for 20 mins full service.

Date/Location: Mid December 2020/Southside flat near Crosshill Station, busy street and easy to loiter.

Looks: As per AW pics, SFG is a very trim older woman, with excellent complexion and very good hygiene considering her level of popularity.  I would hazard a guess that she is closer to mid-50s than the advertised age.  Dressed in a modest housecoat.

The Meet: SFG is very chatty, quite manic but that didn't phase me.  I went with a previous punter's advice to embrace it and chat piss back to her.  She broke off briefly to dismiss a previous client, who was possibly hiding in the shower??

SFG returned and dropped her robe to reveal a banging body for a lady of her age, then approached me confidently to engage in DFK.  I wasn't a fan of her technique - more tongue ramming than kissing.  After a 15 second back massage, I was on all fours getting wanked off and rimmed vigorously.  Then I flipped over for decent OWO and finger DP on her, before moving to 69 amid shouts of "eat my French ass and pussy".  The foreplay was structured but intense - the SP would frequently offer me a taste of my own arsehole with more DFK.  Mmm.

Time to rubber up and move to fucking, where I got SFG in doggy for an good rodgering.  She got very loud at this point as we fucked hard with me gripping onto her ass tightly.  The sheer speed and intensity brought me quickly to a covered climax.  Box ticked and I left with complimentary humbug in mouth.

Overall:  SFG delivers a filthy service with gusto and relish.  The meet was too choreographed for my liking - the SP gave no impression that I could take the reigns at any stage but I enjoyed myself nonetheless.  I was well prepared thanks to the great reviews on here - this site is truly invaluable.

Point to note: after finishing, the SP removed the condom for me and proceeded to file it away in her top drawer!  I have no idea why she did this and I stood firm until she gave me it back.  Very odd moment.  I rarely cum in the bag, but when I do, I always take it with me.  Guess I've watched too much Line of Duty..

MM

I had pretty much same experience as no doubt anyone who visits her has, she’s a lovely women chats a lot and up for a laugh but it took me ages to cum as she was putting me off with the sandpaper like rubbing of my balls while fucking her and her fake loud noises. I don’t think I should put a review of her as she has loads on the site already, but she just wasn’t doing it for me personally.

[mikemole]

Took the bags away from two terrible Rom meets a few years back - just inexperienced bookings and the fear set in, with immediate punt regret.

Only finished in the rubber twice since - weirdly Roms again but they were Janine and Antonia and I was happy to leave them behind!  Both positive meets, but unfortunately outside the review period.

The cum filing system was a completely new experience however.  Made for a good tale at least 

[mikemole]

Have you asked her why she is doing this ??

Yes Tim, I asked immediately.  She babbled some line about what I could potentially do with it, but I was too fixed on retrieving it to listen properly.

[Forthports]

If you read this thread, there’s obviously a market in previously enjoyed condoms. £12 a bag was the going rate..

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=90220.msg1105540#msg1105540

[J_H]

If you read this thread, there’s obviously a market in previously enjoyed condoms. £12 a bag was the going rate..

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=90220.msg1105540#msg1105540

I was sure I had read something about that a while ago.

[Casey69]

A girl I knew quite well in Amsterdam, now sadly retired, told me the same story.
There was a guy who would come round, at the end of the evening, asking for them.
   

[Candyman64]

A wg i know told me that there is a guy in edinburgh who pays for filled condoms,

Thats a joke surely or someone pulling your chain 

[DrGFreeman]

I think its possible 'sexy frenchgirl' has a use for the the used condoms
many of us in Aberdeen will remember 'Aileen' fondly - she once confided that she kept used condoms in the freezer for her more extreme clients
she did a lot of domination - one client used to get tied up and fed someone's cum through a syringe
 

[Straightsix]

Its common for WGs to sell used condoms to other thirsty punters. And how would you explain your sperm being planted on a child whos just been raped?  I've been taking my condom with me for years, sod that.

[bbois77]

Its common for WGs to sell used condoms to other thirsty punters. And how would you explain your sperm being planted on a child whos just been raped?  I've been taking my condom with me for years, sod that.

The words........ Load.... Bollocks.... Of... spring to mind

 

[Name Not Found]

Its common for WGs to sell used condoms to other thirsty punters. And how would you explain your sperm being planted on a child whos just been raped?  I've been taking my condom with me for years, sod that.

You've got a mighty vivid imagination. Out of all the risks you encounter when choosing to visit a WG, that must be one of the tiniest imaginable.

[David1970]

Its common for WGs to sell used condoms to other thirsty punters. And how would you explain your sperm being planted on a child whos just been raped?  I've been taking my condom with me for years, sod that.

Fantasist crap.
 
All you reviews and post have been on West Midland boards until today, why suddenly comment on Scottish boards?

[Tim_10]

Its common for WGs to sell used condoms to other thirsty punters. And how would you explain your sperm being planted on a child whos just been raped?  I've been taking my condom with me for years, sod that.

Too much of Line of Duty

[Casey69]

Its common for WGs to sell used condoms to other thirsty punters. And how would you explain your sperm being planted on a child whos just been raped?  I've been taking my condom with me for years, sod that.

Was that the defence you went with? 

[Straightsix]

How old are you guys? Its common,  from the working girls mouths.

But hey, as you were.

[Straightsix]

Fantasist crap.
 
All you reviews and post have been on West Midland boards until today, why suddenly comment on Scottish boards?

Because during my travels I had a great time when I used to work in Glasgow and Edinburgh. Had many a memories.
Are you trying to tell me there's a turf war here on the forum?

[Straightsix]

Was that the defence you went with? 

Interesting,  seems you've given it more thought than I.

[Straightsix]

You've got a mighty vivid imagination. Out of all the risks you encounter when choosing to visit a WG, that must be one of the tiniest imaginable.

Obviously news to you then yeah?...what are you, vanilla man?

[Straightsix]

The words........ Load.... Bollocks.... Of... spring to mind

 

Do you close your eyes when you come?

[punterfest]

Point to note: after finishing, the SP removed the condom for me and proceeded to file it away in her top drawer!  I have no idea why she did this and I stood firm until she gave me it back.  Very odd moment.  I rarely cum in the bag, but when I do, I always take it with me. 
MM
[/quote]

This is sick. Any WG facing this will be stressed out. You demand their condom which now has their DNA on it and now they have to worry about where you will dump it. Stairwell, gutter, nearest bin. Maybe you should agree CIM with swallow or cum on body then clean up with own tissues and flush down WGs toilet. LOL.

[Trickus]

This is sick. Any WG facing this will be stressed out. You demand their condom which now has their DNA on it and now they have to worry about where you will dump it. Stairwell, gutter, nearest bin. Maybe you should agree CIM with swallow or cum on body then clean up with own tissues and flush down WGs toilet. LOL.

Well possession is 9/10ths of the law. Further unless a WG says to you that she is stressed then you cannot know this unless you have a mind reading skill 🤯

And would you have to get the consent of the WG to flush YOUR own tissues down THEIR toilet (unless it’s in your home). What happens if it’s in a hotel? Does the punter need to get the hotel consent to flush the tissue??🤪🤪

Then do you need to bring your own tissues? What type or brand do you bring? Would the SP charge you for using their tissues as an extra service? 😂😂

You’ve certainly raised some tissues for thought 

[Courtney]

... this is the 6th review on her in the past month.

There is a long long history of her and her screwball fan boys on this forum. Don’t tell me they are making a comeback 

[Name Not Found]

Well possession is 9/10ths of the law. Further unless a WG says to you that she is stressed then you cannot know this unless you have a mind reading skill 🤯

And would you have to get the consent of the WG to flush YOUR own tissues down THEIR toilet (unless it’s in your home). What happens if it’s in a hotel? Does the punter need to get the hotel consent to flush the tissue??🤪🤪

Then do you need to bring your own tissues? What type or brand do you bring? Would the SP charge you for using their tissues as an extra service? 😂😂

What a load of shite 

[punterfest]

You’ve certainly raised some tissues for thought 
[/quote]

Nice touch. I read his review after watching Still Game and conjured up Punter running into the Clansman asking Bobby where can I stash it. But then I saw a serious side. Re stress `having to stand his ground`implies WG was not happy about handing it over and with reason.

[Trickus]

What a load of shite 

Thanks I pride myself on talking nonsense 😂😂

[Courtney]

You’ve certainly raised some tissues for thought 


Nice touch. I read his review after watching Still Game and conjured up Punter running into the Clansman asking Bobby where can I stash it. But then I saw a serious side. Re stress `having to stand his ground`implies WG was not happy about handing it over and with reason.

When you are doing quotes make sure you don’t delete the quote tags at the top when editing, it’ll get confusing who you are referring to.

[Name Not Found]

Thanks I pride myself on talking nonsense 😂😂

In that case, well done, you've excelled yourself.

[punterfest]

When you are doing quotes make sure you don’t delete the quote tags at the top when editing, it’ll get confusing who you are referring to.

Thanks.  Hope i read you right.  where can i access rules etc??

[Clattypats]

Thanks.  Hope i read you right.  where can i access rules etc??

site rules are at the bottom of the page, but have nothing to do with/any reference to, how to quote...

[willie loman]

Thats a joke surely or someone pulling your chain

no he met her outside after she finished her shift  in a sauna, he puts them up on a clothes line in his kitchen, does all manner of other weird shit too.

[rathbone]

Point to note: after finishing, the SP removed the condom for me and proceeded to file it away in her top drawer!  I have no idea why she did this and I stood firm until she gave me it back.  Very odd moment.  I rarely cum in the bag, but when I do, I always take it with me.  Guess I've watched too much Line of Duty..

Well, that's something new.  When people mention a WG's "filing system", they usually mean that the girl saves a punter's number into her phone for future reference, with a description like Big Nose or Small Dick. 

[Uncle Buck]

Well, that's something new.  When people mention a WG's "filing system", they usually mean that the girl saves a punter's number into her phone for future reference, with a description like Big Nose or Small Dick. 

Just my opinion but I think Mikemole might be a bit of a bull-shitter or attention seeker. Time will tell....