ChristinaJorgensen - Dutch with fabulous norks, Canary Wharf, London

[Tintin27]

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The punt took place in November 2020. £80 for 30 minutes including massage, owo and protected sex.

Comms: Patchy. It took a week to respond to my AW email. Moved onto WhatApp but messages still took a day or so for a response. I put this down to her not always being in the UK. Comms were good on the day of the punt. She messaged me in the morning to make sure I was still coming and told me to ring when I got to her hotel for the room number - she works out of the Hilton in Canary Wharf - her profile also states that she is in Brighton but I saw her in London. I try to avoid hotel meets because going through reception is awkward and I feel there must be a sign over my head saying 'Punter' that hotel staff can see. The Hilton isn't too bad though because the lifts are just inside the entrance and wearing a face mask helped disguise my shiftiness.

The girl: She opened the door wearing a chemise. Her photo on WhatsApp is at least 5 years out of date. The fresh faced late 20s girl in the photo is now mid-30s and a bit 'weathered' by life. Even so, she is still an attractive woman. She has a bit of a mummy tummy but is quite toned overall. I'd guess a size 14. She is tall and so wears her tum well. She has, however, the most amazing set of norks. They are all natural, soft and shapely. Speaks perfect English, obviously, friendly and chatty.

The punt: A quick shower and then a massage that lasted about 15 minutes. It was actually quite well done. Rather than just an oily back rub she put some effort into massaging the muscles all over. Worked on my shoulders, back and legs and it felt good. Then off with the chemise and glided her breasts over me paying particular attention to my dick. Onto OWO which was a little bit toothy but she worked around the base well. I'm quite small so deep throating is never a problem.

By now I really wanted to fuck her and so she climbed on top for cowgirl. I played and squeezed with her tits while she moved up and down. I started to rub her clit and after a bit she began moaning and shouting that she was coming. I know they fake it but after years of Ro-Ro sex with the wife, having a girl react like that was great for the ego. Into missionary and she started kissing me quite passionately. We are talking proper snogs here. I never kiss WGs so was quite taken aback. Enjoyable nonetheless. I came loads. I'm a one pop man these days so just chatted for a few minutes afterwards, cleaned up, got dressed and left. Out the door 40 minutes after arriving.

Overall, it was a pleasant vanilla GFE session.

Would I see her again? I tend not to revisit a girl as I prefer variety but if you can pin her down on the comms I would recommend.

[Fully Sated]

Thanks for posting your first review and TOFFT. Glad you had a good time.

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[Kriss_De_Valnor_]

Good review, a curvy more mature woman with big bazookas who does kiss and delivers OWO.

I'm in! 

[Hobbit]

Good review, thanks. Shame the pictures are shit. 

[SeriousLee]

Odd this but do you know if she has or had a gumtree ad? As there isn't a number listed, I can't determine if it is the same one

[Gilesman]

Interesting nom de plume. At the risk of stirring up controversy, are we absolutely confident she is not TS given the name?

[JACK9821]

Odd this but do you know if she has or had a gumtree ad? As there isn't a number listed, I can't determine if it is the same one

yes she's the same girl from gumtree, she gave me her number on AW and when I was abut to text her it was the same number and I had from gumtree. she seems like a nice person but take days to reply. for me not worth it and her price she was quoting on gumtree for massage was much more

[Griffin75]

I’m chatting to her at the moment and hoping to make a booking at some point. Her WhatsApp has I guess a more recent face photo of her and she seems attractive.
Maybe something will develop.

[SeriousLee]

Probably is the same Christina I almost met. Attempted to meet a Dutch Christina in Canary Wharf. Got called the N word, some other offensive things and said something like "her boys were gonna come fuck my ass."

Maybe there is another and those 3 similarities are a complete coincidence.

[harry1980]

Defo the same Christina from a Gumtree add. She also had a gumtree add for Brighton. Have seen her in Canary Wharf. She’s an air hostess for a well known airline and is only available when she flies into UK from Holland. Her uniform was on the back of a chair in the room and had her name badge on it. She was quite open about doing this on the side for extra cash.

She has an amazing curvy figure with great tits. Her massage is not great and she prefers to get down to the sex. Only problem is she tried to BB me. I asked for a condom and she was like oh yeah forgot about that. Think she’s new to the game so let it go. She really does live sex but she’s a little scatty for me to return. Think I paid £150 notes for an hour but was out within half an hour. Will write a review when I get a minute.

[Royd30]

If you can please advise her gumtree ad link and/or her tel contact if permitted, you can PM me....thanks and regards

[JACK9821]

Probably is the same Christina I almost met. Attempted to meet a Dutch Christina in Canary Wharf. Got called the N word, some other offensive things and said something like "her boys were gonna come fuck my ass."

Maybe there is another and those 3 similarities are a complete coincidence.

not a coincidence it’s the same person. She can be quite difficult at time when I’ve tried to make a booking. Received her gumtree ad now she just On aw for now. Was quite rude when I told her the timing was bad.

[SeriousLee]

I would review the lack of a meet but I haven't been able to find the gumtree link that I used. Even though I am 99% sure it's her, I would rather just wait until I can find it.

There are like 5 people that I am waiting to review but can't due to profiles disappearing.

[harry1980]

Don’t thinks she’s currently in the UK hence her gumtree add expired and no longer available.

[harry1980]

What happened ref lack of meet Seriouslee? Maybe a quick overview here whilst your waiting to review would give others an insight?

[silvershadow69]

The fresh faced late 20s girl in the photo is now mid-30s and a bit 'weathered' by life.

 

[Griffin75]

Don’t thinks she’s currently in the UK hence her gumtree add expired and no longer available.

Spoke to her on whatsapp yesterday and is definately in UK (or at least that's what she said!). Not in London (think maybe Brighton) but planning on being in London in next week or so.

[JACK9821]

I would review the lack of a meet but I haven't been able to find the gumtree link that I used. Even though I am 99% sure it's her, I would rather just wait until I can find it.

There are like 5 people that I am waiting to review but can't due to profiles disappearing.

gumtree link has been gone since November, expires after 60days unless you renew it. When I asked her she said she’s not working anymore.

[JACK9821]

I’m chatting to her at the moment and hoping to make a booking at some point. Her WhatsApp has I guess a more recent face photo of her and she seems attractive.
Maybe something will develop.

is it the one where she’s wearing a redish split thought dress sitting on a chair 🪑. Her WhatsApp photo

[SeriousLee]

What happened ref lack of meet Seriouslee? Maybe a quick overview here whilst your waiting to review would give others an insight?

I'm just going to preface this by saying I made some mistakes and errors.

Mine were:
- Agreeing to a meet and naively not checking how long it took to get there.
- Not knowing how to use Whatsapp live location thing.
- Trusting Google maps in Canary Wharf/ South Quays area.


To keep things concise. Exchange started at around 5pm. She couldn't agree as she had dinner plans and said 10pm or next day.

Hours later she agreed and said possible after 9pm. Said that at 7:18pm. I said, "is 10 good?" 7:35pm. Replied back at 9:47pm saying yes. Asked if I was still coming at 9:47pm also. Only got the address late.

Naively, I suggested a time I could be there eventhough I hadn't checked tfl as I had been trying to see her months before but could never get hold of her.

I message her saying I would definitely arrive after 10:30pm but would 100% be there.

At Limehouse or Canary Wharf, I get a videocall from her. Didn't particularly want to video someone on the DLR. Anyway 3 is a poop network in that area it seems and the call quality is poor much to my relief. I get 7 deleted messages as I arrive at South Quays station which is the closest to her location.

Used Google maps at first eventhough I only noticed about 5 or so minutes after she had sent a map in the live location thing. Google maps sent me the wrong way. Get a few calls on WhatsApp, one calling me the n word and other stuff. Still try to salvage it. Get to Britannia hotel where she was staying. 2 Hotel concierge. One manning the desk and another beside the door. Was stopped immediately. Asked if I was staying or meeting someone. No way for me to just use the lifts as she had said in a message.

No idea how long I was in the hotel for so I wasn't able to message her while talking to the receptionist. Needed the FULL name of the guest and room. Said I must have had the wrong hotel and left to save face.

Was going to message her saying I couldn't get in but received some messages before then so I deleted them. Seemed like no point. "Run and run far because my friends will fuck you in the ass." "Run fast back to the homeless shelter x"

All this happened around 30 minutes-45 minutes after the meet was supposed to take place. I'm missing out other messages but that's pretty much all the pertinent info.

* Won't post a full review until the Gumtree comes up again.

[Royd30]

“I’m chatting to her at the moment and hoping to make a booking at some point. Her WhatsApp has I guess a more recent face photo of her and she seems attractive.
Maybe something will develop.”

Hi Griffin75 if permitted and you willing can I have her contact details that is also if she still works and is available....thanks and regards

[JACK9821]

“I’m chatting to her at the moment and hoping to make a booking at some point. Her WhatsApp has I guess a more recent face photo of her and she seems attractive.
Maybe something will develop.”

Hi Griffin75 if permitted and you willing can I have her contact details that is also if she still works and is available....thanks and regards

Royd30 is her WhatsApp photo the one of her wearing a redish dress Sitting on a chair in some sort of dining room

[harry1980]

Thanks Seriouslee! I guess hotel security is tighter at the moment and especially at night so others beware if you’re going to see her during lock down. I went in the day and didn’t have any issues with staff.

When I saw her she also had no make up on and looked like she just got out of bed. Room was messy. She was quite scatty and I did think she could have been on drugs the night before - these air hostesses do like to dabble in the white stuff so maybe that’s why she can be abusive.

[SeriousLee]

Happened 30th October. I'm not punting for the foreseeable future.

Anything is possible based on last year! Hardly anybody would have predicted lockdowns

[Griffin75]

Royd30 is her WhatsApp photo the one of her wearing a redish dress Sitting on a chair in some sort of dining room

Yep - that’s the one. I’m hoping it’s reasonably recent!

[JACK9821]

Thanks Seriouslee! I guess hotel security is tighter at the moment and especially at night so others beware if you’re going to see her during lock down. I went in the day and didn’t have any issues with staff.

When I saw her she also had no make up on and looked like she just got out of bed. Room was messy. She was quite scatty and I did think she could have been on drugs the night before - these air hostesses do like to dabble in the white stuff so maybe that’s why she can be abusive.

Would you recommend seeing her or pass.

[harry1980]

I would rate her a neutral at best. Review going up shortly.

[Royd30]

Think we have our wires crossed I asked Griffin75 or anyone if they could share her contact number with me, either PM or on here if permitted.....thanks

[Griffin75]

Think it should have been aimed at me - hence my response.

[Luken12]

Yep - that’s the one. I’m hoping it’s reasonably recent!

Griffin75 Nope not her. She looks completely different doubt it’s even her. Looks way older when you see her about late 30’s the aw profile says 30 but it’s impossible as rude as it sounds. She got nice boobs and decent personality but feels like split personality. The coms is the issue and she takes ages to reply so it’s hard to meet her, well leave a proper and detail review after. She defo drink a lot or takes drugs u can tell by her face. And her aw profiles is not verified so be careful.

[Luken12]

Bear in mind She does often text  or once in a while randomly which is a big problem as you don’t want them  to randomly text when you do not need to service. These types of services should be dDiscreet

[harry1980]

Have posted my review of er just now.

[Griffin75]

Thanks a lot for your review which i think is very fair.
Comes across as scatter brained and disorganised - but capable of providing a good service.
Accomodation (if hotel) and particularly the random messaging are red flags.
I'm noting the attempted BB as forgetfulness rather than anything else.

[Griffin75]

Out of interest - she said she's happy to do a video call in advance of any meet - which could be interesting if happens!

[Luken12]

I met her in Brighton by chance.  She always working from hotels in Canary Wharf. Paid €140  for a hour but was gone within 45mins max. Your r

Gave me her location and met at hotel. Before we met she asked i was clean. Looked quite tired and rundown said she’s been busy but surely you’d make a effort to look decent.  Took a shower and she still didn’t make a effort.  May have a alcohol or drug issue.  Smelt of alcohol around quite early and gave a weird excuse.

 so just got a massage and sex after Quite animated not really a massage just sliding. Sex was good and her boobs is prefect.

However I was shocked that she was willing to do BB luckily I asked for protection before she slid it in. She  claims it was a mistake and was a bit to excited.  But to me it’s not normal weather you are you are new or not. Not worth the risk.  Can’t really forget something that.  Her aw profile did once  state she does BB but removed it

she seems to talk a lot about her personal life and which I found a bit weird especially with a job like that you probably should be more discreet.  Did not really bother me.

Nice girl but be careful looks much older than WhatsApp picture. At least later 30’s I’d say 37ish. Hotel meets are risky during lockdown and it’s always hotels meet never private accommodation. So that’s a big issue for some and random texting is not my thing sounds desperate. Apart for that she’s okay. Your choice as it’s risky meeting during lockdown in hotels, and don’t wanna catch COVID.
Would not meet again. Your paying for quick massage and sex that’s pretty much it. In my opinion should be cheaper

[Griffin75]

The more I think about it.
If WhatsApp photo isn’t her - she shouldn’t be touched with a barge pole.
Also now sounds like the BB wasn’t a mistake as did the same with two clients.
A no from me.

[harry1980]

WhatsApp photo is of her. The one in the red dress.

[Griffin75]

WhatsApp photo is of her. The one in the red dress.
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Luken said it’s not her... would you say it’s recent and accurate?

[Gilesman]

Bear in mind She does often text  or once in a while randomly which is a big problem as you don’t want them  to randomly text when you do not need to service. These types of services should be dDiscreet

I  likewise came to close to setting up a meeting with her, but I was taken aback by her random messaging, asking about my personal life. It eventually fell through as I was unwell, and realised that she is working from a hotel, which is pretty much a gamble with security given the current situation.  I cannnot say that she was slow with replying though, like others have experienced.

I have thrown a question before, which members seem to have overlooked. I am intrigued by her name, coined after a famous TS. Are we convinced she is not post-op TS?

[Luken12]

WhatsApp photo is of her. The one in the red dress.

most be very old then.

[JACK9821]

Funny one you see because when I asked her if she offers full service she took it offensive. That’s when i saw her on gumtree. He said only sensual massage and maybe happy ending. Btw she blocked me when I asked about full service. Used another number to speak to her when I got her number from Aw and she was completely open for full service as her profile says. Obviously she didn’t know it was me. Just a bit strange she is. Now 2 people said she tired to BB and might have alcohol issues in off putting

[JACK9821]

WhatsApp photo is of her. The one in the red dress.

She asked me for my picture. What about you

[JACK9821]

The more I think about it.
If WhatsApp photo isn’t her - she shouldn’t be touched with a barge pole.
Also now sounds like the BB wasn’t a mistake as did the same with two clients.
A no from me.

Did she ask for your picture. She asked for mine as me WhatsApp didn’t have my picture on it

[Gilesman]

Did she ask for your picture. She asked for mine as me WhatsApp didn’t have my picture on it

Yes she asked me to send her pictures of myself, so she could judge whether she wanted to meet or not, to which I did not oblige  of course. Then she sent off a few pictures of herself, some of which weere the same pictures on her AW profile. Very very odd. Felt like chatting  to organise a FWB meet rather than with a SP.

[Luken12]

Yes she asked me to send her pictures of myself, so she could judge whether she wanted to meet or not, to which I did not oblige  of course. Then she sent off a few pictures of herself, some of which weere the same pictures on her AW profile. Very very odd. Felt like chatting  to organise a FWB meet rather than with a SP.

Yes same here asked for my picture. I fell like want to be fwb and still pay for her service hence the random text. She didn’t want to send any other face pics. Just the WhatsApp one and aw ones