Author Topic: MELISSA LUSH ESCORTS BIRMINGHAM B3 (Read 2404 times)

Imp8 · « **on:** January 25, 2021, 01:04:02 am »

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Meet took place,or rather didn't take place,in the Jewellery Quater B3, 30 minutes @ £60.

Rang Lush late,9pm ish. Everybody was busy,Sensai was available in 45 minutes. Had a quick look on Adultwork,couldn't really find anything.
Rang Lush again to see if anything had changed. Sensai had gone home and Melissa had just had a cancellation and was available now. Looked at the profile and saw that she was 5'11,WOW,just love these big birds.
Turned up at Water st and rang Lush. Melissa was coming out to meet me.

First impressions weren't good,she was about 5'3,looks wise 6.5,body was thick 12-14,but didn't appear to be fat.
Now I presume that the mistake on the Lush profile wasn't her fault,so that can't justify the negative,but the rest of the meet can.
We got inside and I went over the services offered. She was sending messages on her WhatsApp whilst half hearted talking to me....I fuckin hate that !!!! I mentioned FK ,this is where I knew the Punt was going to be shite. She said uuhhmmm yes. The way she said it and her body language indicated to me that if she did kiss it would be closed mouth and as minimal as possible.....After all she is a Rom.
I'm not going to spend my hard earned folding on a split arse who thinks she's doing me a favour. I walked.

I rang Lush and informed them why I'd cancelled and for them to amend the Lush profile of Melissa.
Shite really,really wanted a shag. But Quite satisfying in another way because I'd walked.

Oh well....dragged my Ball bag to the car and try again some other time.

0ralist · « **Reply #1 on:** January 25, 2021, 01:21:15 am »

Fair play for walking.
It looks like this agency has some great girls and some not so great girls.

The professional girls know they are representing the agency and work to a high standard.

Other girls think that we are obliged to hand over our hard earned just because we have booked through the agency.

Either way it looks like she is the one that will lose in the long term.

Thanks for the review OP.

Straightsix · « **Reply #2 on:** January 25, 2021, 01:30:08 am »

Quote from: Imp8 on January 25, 2021, 01:04:02 am

Shite really,really wanted a shag. But Quite satisfying in another way because I'd walked.

Well done. Another bullet for shit service. The money is there for another time.

Imp8 · « **Reply #3 on:** January 25, 2021, 02:16:27 am »

Quote from: Straightsix on January 25, 2021, 01:30:08 am

Well done. Another bullet for shit service. The money is there for another time.

That's exactly what I thought.
I didn't put the money in my pocket,I put it aside for next time.

Straightsix · « **Reply #4 on:** January 25, 2021, 02:20:50 am »

Quote from: Imp8 on January 25, 2021, 02:16:27 am

That's exactly what I thought.
I didn't put the money in my pocket,I put it aside for next time.

Its quite exhilarating when you walk. Soon it becomes second nature.

Philloveit21 · « **Reply #5 on:** January 25, 2021, 05:54:31 am »

Well the girl lost out and so did the agency , amend the SP description and tell the truth big difference between 5ft 3 and 5ft 11 so she had a cancellation and you walked, not doing very well is she

Pablo02 · « **Reply #6 on:** January 25, 2021, 07:39:24 am »

Fair play on your part that you walked

I was tempted to book her last week but decided not too so you have saved me my money

escortman · « **Reply #7 on:** January 25, 2021, 09:36:19 am »

Shame you had to walk Imp

I had her on my list the 5'11 got me interested ..

Onwards and upwards mate

CV31Lad · « **Reply #8 on:** January 25, 2021, 10:10:25 am »

Good on you for walking. What was her reaction?

Imp8 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 25, 2021, 01:02:16 pm »

Quote from: CV31Lad on January 25, 2021, 10:10:25 am

Good on you for walking. What was her reaction?

Hi CV. Her reaction to me walking........The same as during our pre punt talk......not really bothered.
That doesn't interest me really,I know that by me staying or going doesn't bother her.
With the Roms,in my opinion,whether they're busy or not,the level of service will still be the same. There's no concept of customer satisfaction.Maybe it's a cultural thing !!!!
What did give me satisfaction is that my fellow punters,Pablo and Escortman have been saved from a shit experience,wasted money and wasted time.

Dark Vader · « **Reply #10 on:** January 25, 2021, 04:17:29 pm »

Quote from: Imp8 on January 25, 2021, 01:04:02 am

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I rang Lush and informed them why I'd cancelled and for them to amend the Lush profile of Melissa.

Nice eye opener. What was the response from the agency? Were they apologetic? Did they say they would do something about it?

Imp8 · « **Reply #11 on:** January 25, 2021, 04:38:42 pm »

Polska the phone operator seemed Genuine. He said 'unbelievable ',he sounded surprised,he apologised and he said that Melissa's profile would be ammended.
I haven't really followed it up,but he did seem Genuine.

Straightsix · « **Reply #12 on:** January 25, 2021, 04:41:14 pm »

Quote from: Imp8 on January 25, 2021, 01:02:16 pm

Hi CV. Her reaction to me walking........The same as during our pre punt talk......not really bothered.

To be fair to the SP her mom might have died or summat.

Imp8 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 25, 2021, 05:02:39 pm »

Quote from: Straightsix on January 25, 2021, 04:41:14 pm

To be fair to the SP her mom might have died or summat.

Didn't think of that !!!!
I'm sure my 60 Quid would have alleviated her grief

Straightsix · « **Reply #14 on:** January 25, 2021, 05:28:55 pm »

Quote from: Imp8 on January 25, 2021, 05:02:39 pm

Didn't think of that !!!!
I'm sure my 60 Quid would have alleviated her grief

Yeah, especially if you turned up dressed like the pope swinging a thurible. 😭

It could quite easily have been a typo, especially if they had used Ruby's profile as a template (shes 5'11"). Still no consolation though. If you're anything like me time is invaluable.

Tender.french.kiss · « **Reply #15 on:** January 25, 2021, 06:31:13 pm »

Quote from: 0ralist on January 25, 2021, 01:21:15 am

Either way it looks like she is the one that will lose in the long term.

For having used Lush for quite a while I can confirm that the more people complain about a girl the shorter her life expectancy with them

Imp8 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 25, 2021, 07:07:17 pm »

Quote from: Tender.french.kiss on January 25, 2021, 06:31:13 pm

For having used Lush for quite a while I can confirm that the more people complain about a girl the shorter her life expectancy with them

I don't know about that !!!!
That scutty little tramp Julie is still alive and breathing.

Imp8 · « **Reply #17 on:** January 25, 2021, 07:09:25 pm »

Quote from: Dark Vader on January 25, 2021, 04:17:29 pm

Nice eye opener. What was the response from the agency? Were they apologetic? Did they say they would do something about it?

Just had a look at Melissa's profile.
They've changed her height to 5'3. That's on her normal profile and on her VIP members profile.
So Polska did listen to me then.

escortman · « **Reply #18 on:** January 25, 2021, 10:57:40 pm »

What did give me satisfaction is that my fellow punters,Pablo and Escortman have been saved from a shit experience,wasted money and wasted time.

Imp8 i salute you

Your right about Julie

Bhamguy · « **Reply #19 on:** January 26, 2021, 09:25:39 am »

Is julie a no no then was lkn at her

escortman · « **Reply #20 on:** January 26, 2021, 09:30:12 am »

I wish Julie no harm and wish her the best in future..

Read her reviews mate i have no desire to even see her picture again .

Imp8 · « **Reply #21 on:** January 26, 2021, 01:34:50 pm »

Quote from: Bhamguy on January 26, 2021, 09:25:39 am

Is julie a no no then was lkn at her

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=287206.0

That's my review of her......still have nightmares

Nacholibre · « **Reply #22 on:** January 26, 2021, 01:47:08 pm »

Quote from: Imp8 on January 26, 2021, 01:34:50 pm

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=287206.0

That's my review of her......still have nightmares

LUSH are onto a good thing recently with great girls and great pricing

They better not fuck it up

Imp8 · « **Reply #23 on:** January 26, 2021, 03:54:56 pm »

Quote from: Nacholibre on January 26, 2021, 01:47:08 pm

LUSH are onto a good thing recently with great girls and great pricing

They better not fuck it update

Ali put me onto them,never heard of them before that.
Good girls ( a few duds ),decent pricing,Good comms,Good customer service,very convenient.
What more do you want ????
Actually,I've just thought......Would be nice if they could send a taxi to pick you up !!!

girthyrod · « **Reply #24 on:** January 30, 2021, 10:10:18 pm »

they've delisted her

Straightsix · « **Reply #25 on:** January 30, 2021, 11:02:14 pm »

Quote from: Nacholibre on January 26, 2021, 01:47:08 pm

LUSH are onto a good thing recently with great girls and great pricing

They better not fuck it up

Yes true, even i might be trying them soon. At least they don't have deceiving profiles.

Imp8 · « **Reply #26 on:** February 02, 2021, 02:05:28 am »

Quote from: girthyrod on January 30, 2021, 10:10:18 pm

they've delisted her

Nah....she's still on their website.
I think with Lush,girls come and go,it's as and when they need the money. If they've got a big Bill or looking to buy something,off come the knickers. Not all of them obviously. Well that's what I think anyway

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