Don't forget balloons, especially those silvery ones full of helium, where you can suck out the contents and make yourself sound Like Donald Duck.
Many are the hilarious TS punts I've had, where doing my Donald Duck impression has broken the tranny ice with unexpected laughter, and led to a punt of unbridled passion, with unlimited French kissing and her cumming bucketloads without having to pay any extra.
Yes. Really.