External Link/Members OnlyHappened to be in Cardiff on business so Googled Thai massage. It was 8.30 so most of them were closed. This one shuts at 10pm and a quick phone call confirmed availability.
The shop is as in the picture on the website. Parking is a pain as everywhere is restricted so I took my chances and parked in front of nearby terraced houses which are reserved for permit holders only.
The shop is a little rundown and a middle-aged Chinese lady was tidying up. Not particularly good looking but not bad looking either. When I entered she told me that only the one-hour massage (£45) was available. I paid and was taken to a side room with a bench/bed and told to undress.
After a few minutes the same lady re-appeared and gave me a massage with oils which mostly focused on my legs, thighs and inner thighs. She gave me a bit of a shoulder massage before asking me to turn over. She then nonchalantly prodded my limp dick with her index finger and said "You want him massaging too?" and after nodding was told that it would be an extra £25.
She then massaged my balls and cock. At one point I stroked her arse but was told that touching was £25 extra. I decided that wasn't worth the money. Once I was suitably hard she climbed on the table and sat, legs akimbo, pulling my legs over her thighs and wanked me off with expert hands. Quite nice although her attempt and erotic talk, saying such things as "mummy's going to make you cum" I quite frankly found off-putting. I came after a relatively short time but the experience wasn't as enjoyable as the other places I've been to and reviewed.
I was then offered a shower which was at the back of the shop. The whole area was quite untidy and messy although not dirty.
All in all I'd say if you want to empty your sacs and other options aren't available then this place is OK but nothing special and it all felt a little perfunctory.
