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Author Topic: Scottish Sacha Bristol  (Read 1365 times)


71 review(s) for LotsOfFunxo (43 positive, 10 neutral, 18 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline bigbaps

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Hey I'm new to the site so thought I'd post a review. This is my review of the few times (about 4 or 5) I have seen her over the past couple of years. Please excuse this for not being a recent review as I haven't punted recently due to the pandemic.

I do appreciate that Sacha has a fair bit of feedback on here so forgive me if I am repeating what others may have said already.

Comms

I have found that initial comms have been great, however she usually let's herself down by not responding at the time I have booked in for. It can be for anywhere between 15 - 25 mins after the scheduled time that she then responds saying she's ready.
I personally have never found this to inconvenience me, however I can see how it would for others, plus it's fairly unprofessional in my opinion.

Looks

Her adult work photos do not do her face any justice. I think she has very an attractive face even though not my usual type. I think more recently though she has maybe over done it on the lip fillers which I think is a shame.

She's about 5'4" and I would guess early 30s in ages, not really convinced she's 27 and have a feeling that age hasn't changed for a few years.
Her Scottish accent is fairly strong but I don't find it is too harsh or abrasive.
A few people seem to have noted fake tan, however in my experience she has always opted for sun beds instead.
She has various tattoos over her body which I think suit her and look great. Incidentally I saw her on tinder once, job title tattoo artist.
Her boobs are great, they are huge and feel 100% natural, they look good and haven't been punished by gravity as a lot of large breasts are.
She has a flat stomach and huge bum, I hear she's had a Brazilian bum lift. Personally her body is right up my street, big tits and arse and for want of a better term thicc, without straying to far into BBW.

Personality-wise she has always been very welcoming and outgoing which I like as I have a tendancy to be a little she. I would say that she effortlessly plays into either GFE or PSE without prior arrangement. I do like that she has seemed to recognise me despite infrequent visits across a fair amount of time, although that is then slightly ruined by the fact that she's said "have you missed this big arse" every time now. Honestly I prefer her tits hahaha... Maybe she says it to everyone.

Service

Firstly, the bed!
I honestly don't understand why she has never had a decent bed in the years I've seen her. It has always really lowered the standard for me an honestly has grossed me out and still buts me off returning. Never have there been any sheets. The mattress feel like it cost a fiver. I can only assume that the new bed money always gets diverted toward cosmetic surgery.

Overall with myself she has always started with DFK then moved on to OWO. The bj skills are there but seem to have got lazier the more recent I have seen her. I wouldn't go in expecting full sloppy DT but if you go in with no expectations she does a solid job in my opinion.

If you catch her on a good day when she has energy she seems to enjoy fucking in any position. Unfortunately I have found that usually she is a bit tired. What happens is she will start calling the shots on positions until she gets to "her favourite" laying flat on her front. I've always found this to be a shame as she is actually great at PSE.

The last time I saw her I discovered that she was on the blob mid way through a session. She said she must have just come on but found it hard to believe from the visuals. I'm not apposed to it in personal life but not what I expect to get when paying.

Overall the negatives for some may outweigh the positives. For me, I find that at the price point of £50 for ½ hr, you'll struggle to find a good looking, very engaging girl with such great assets. That's why I have put this as neutral. Even though the bed has always been an issue, I've mostly enjoyed my time with her regardless.

Offline B4bcock

Welcome to the site and thanks for the review.  :hi:

You've pretty much captured the good, the bad and the ugly of Sacha in one go!  Any of us who have seen her will recognise a lot of what you've written.  As another member mentioned recently - if she could get her act together she would make a top escort..

Offline bigbaps

Maybe we should pull together and buy her a decent bed haha, I'm only joking. She could probably charge more if she did decide to get her act together.

Offline radman67

For what it’s worth, I can say that the crappy bed has been replaced by a decent double one (at last)

Offline bdyno

For what it’s worth, I can say that the crappy bed has been replaced by a decent double one (at last)
Didn't she do that once before and go back to the crappy one pretty quickly?

Still if she's sorted the bed maybe she'll sort her attitude and start giving consistent & reliable service.....?