External Link/Members OnlySaw Zelda after another escort bailed on me for asking if certain kinks are available. Asked nicely and was happy to see without such kinda which is annoying but hey ho. Opted to see Zelda instead as I had a new SIM card and she’d blocked my old number after I had to bail on her once. Paid £150 for an hour and it flew by.
Comms: she doesn’t do calls. Only text. She’s scared guys call to wank and then don’t turn up. Messaged 20 mins before we met it was very smooth.
Location: 2 mins from Bayswater, 5 from Queensway. Nice little apartment. She lives alone which is good can walk around the flat naked without fear of another WG or punter
The meet. She’s a strong positive, obviously, she’s heavily reviewed. But she’s weird at the same time. VERY quirky. I didn’t mind it. I’m a bit weird myself but might not be for everyone. I’ll explain.
Once inside she greeted me wearing the mini tartan skirt seen in her photos. She’s the woman in the pictures but the pictures don’t do her justice. Her face is way prettier. Her body is tight and toned and she’s got a lovely pair of fake tits that feel real. She said she got them when she was 15!
Her service is exemplary. I undressed and she hung my clothes up on the door hangers. Insisted even. Got me water from a bottle. Offered a shower and said she comes with me. In the shower she got a bit eccentric. She makes these noises like she’s washing a kid. “Boom boom” when she literally washes my arm pits. Then some other weird noises as she washes my cock. It didn’t feel sexy. Felt like it was someone ive dated for years having fun. Asked if I want “ling ling” I said I dnnno what that is. Turned me round and washed my arse and crack. Okayyy. At this point I’m on the verge of laughing rather than a boner. But she drops to her knees and starts to work my tip with some shower oral. Felt good and my mood changed.
We leave the shower to go
To the bedroom. She lays me down and gives a good body to body massage. Then into OWO. Very good technique. Starts slow. Eye contact and lots of spit. Good hands. I’m well endowed so she didn’t even attempt any DT. But if you work the head well and use your hands it’s amazing. She knew that. I’d have cum but I’m a 1 shot guy and didn’t wanna risk not getting back up for sex but she got me close which is good going I rarely cum from oral. I asked to taste her she goes 69 and as she backs into my face she wiggles her bum and makes some more weird noises. It’s worth noting as well she’s got the cheesiest playlist on and I got oral to the tune of atomic kitten tide is high.
She tasted good. Clean. Not very responsive. I’ve had WGs who cream up well during oral. She wasn’t. I set it out at the start for her to not fake it. I’d really rather no noise than fake. It’s good for rapport. She obliged. No claims of making her cum here today. After a bit of having her pussy over my face and her tight little bum in my hands (it’s tiny but firm. The petite kind you hold and ruin) we moved to giving her oral with her laying down.
Forgot to mention her arse actually. It’s small, petite. She’s 157 Cm she says. But it’s good. A handful in each cheek and I loved fucking it doggy (read on)
After some oral I asked to fuck. She got up. Laid me down. Went to get a condom. Looked at my cock and said no she needs the others. (Good ego boost). She did some digging around some other draws and found a larger one. I lost my erection at this stage. So she worked me back up with oral. Very well done. Crap WGs like the Roms would use this as a chance to ask if you even wanna fuck but she didn’t. She asked in a strong Thai accent “no baby wha happened” but then did her duty and got him back. Condom on she gets on top and starts to slide me in. She struggles a bit. I emphasise again it needs to be enjoyable for both if I’m too big then don’t do it. She persevered and eventually we are fucking. She’s kissing and sucking all over my body as she rides. She’s so tiny her legs barely open enough but I’m giving her my all. Then she squats and bounces. Best position. I throw her back for some missionary. Really giving it to her. She starts to call me a big boy. Which in an accent sounds amazing. Really ticking off some ego boosting fantasies here. I move her legs around a bit. Over my shoulders. Both to one side while I hold her tiny waist. I decided that’s how I’ll cum. But I want to doggy her first. She bends over for me and the view is unreal. So fit. So petite. In I go and it’s instantly a struggle to not finish. After a bit of this I pull her up to arch the back. Then down flat to bone prone. Back to missionary. Legs up and both over my right shoulder. Hold the waist and I climax quickly.
After this we have a bit of a chat. She talks about a review she found online saying she does bareback and people keep asking her it. She doesn’t. She won’t and if you ask you’ll get blocked. She’s a lovely girl. Loves her job and is very easy to chat to. I see why she has regulars. I get a shoulder massage which is more deep tissue. Almost sore but I feel the benefits today.
Where does she rank? Top 3 for service. Her and naughty natt are my faves along with trans sofia. 9/10
Would I return? Yes but gotta work through the hit list first
Would I recommend. Of course.