naughty_secretx, central London hotel outcall

[Alexmck]

Girl
External Link/Members Only

Price
£320 for 2 hours

Location
Hotel in Central London

Comms
AW site and WhatsApp messages

Looks/Presentation
Chunky. More size 14 rather than 10. Photos on AW are quite well shot/angled/doctored as they suggested (at least to me) a lithe size 10. Instead a blocky "unit" turned up. Facially nothing like the photos or snippets that she sent over by WhatsApp. Very square jaw and head quite rectangular-cylindrical - think Frankenstein from 1960s/70s movies (site pictures made me think small chin, high cheekbones etc). Breasts saggy and more mid-30s than late 20s.

Services
Turned up at hotel in summer in the bar. Had already ordered a bottle of champagne and was a couple of glasses in when she arrived. Should have legged it but was in a corner, few people around and the hotel staff were being attentive and hospitable and she seemed nice and sensible over WhatsApp. Upside was that she smelt of laundry detergent. Not a common aphrodisiac but was one of the things that weighed positively when I was working out whether to stay or go. Some chat - she's from the East End although just moved to Home Counties now and works in marketing and as she said several times, runs a team. With her looks and voice I would be bricking it if she was my boss. For some reason or because of a few more glasses, decided to stay.

Went up to the room. Clothing removed. Oh dear. Her dress was holding quite a lot in. More capacity in the spare tyre department than me and the last time I did exercise it was early 2010's. Breasts were quite saggy and heading south.

DFK was good (when I closed my eyes and thought of someone else). Did go down on her which was well received. It was comparatively fresh compared to others although there was quite a lot of pressure on the temples from the tops of her thighs. OWO (again with eyes closed) was very good (small mercies!). Missionary, then finished doggie. She wanted to stay and chat but ushered her from the bed and she took the hint.

Neutral as the act was pleasant, even good at times (when imagination was applied). However, a very different person physically turned up and not one that I would normally choose - not sure if that makes it negative (not really a bait and switch but more clever "advertising"). Might be being a bit shallow but won't return. More of a heads up to others out there in case they are expecting a slender size 10 turning up.