SexyLady! - Chelsea - The audio book of escorts

[BootyConnoisseur]

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Paid: £200 for 1h

Comms: Text booking, gave me good directions and easy to reach.

Location: I'm pretty sure she moves around between different punting hotels. She was working from one Chelsea when I saw her.

The girl:

On the older side 40s or early 50s I would say but she looks after herself quite well. Photos are photoshopped her skin isn't as smooth and shiny but more aged with birth marks and small wrinkles. She's naturally elegant from her hair and make up down to her mannerisms. Her body is very natural, no plastic and while she's still thin you can tell that that's her natural physique maintained. She was born to be a size 8-10 or even smaller but at the same time this is where her age really comes out for me. With no gym body or fake pornstar look, out of all the milfs I fucked she felt the most like really banging somebody's mum. For some that's perfect but for me I take Lisa Ann over Mrs. Robinson.

Service:

OWO
DFK
Penetration Protected

The punt:

Let me get the cons out of the way. She's chatty as fuck. Don't know what it is about me that screams tell me your life story but it happens all the time. Now to make a distinction, I'm not talking about time wasting where the SP just keeps going on about stuff to let the time run out. She was genuinely having fun (no clock watching) telling me about her background, ex husband, countries she lived in, she visited, people she likes/doesn't like etc... Now I went into the shower and she just kept on talking, I was like damn lady save it for the sequel but no the stories just went on and on.

Next we're laying on the bed and I give her something else to do with her mouth. Alright blow job, and I rub her pussy then eat her while she lays over my face taking off her clothes. As mentioned earlier she's not my favourite body type. Standard protected sex in a couple of positions, doggy.. she came quick, miss, from the side then back to doggy this time I came. It wasn't bad but nothing amazing either and after all the build up with all the talking it was kinda underwhelming. While we were fucking she kept saying how I can do whatever I want giving sexy eyes and asking me to pull her hair I guess this is where previous punters got really into it but for me it was very disjoined from the rest of the experience and her personality so it didn't really do much for me and didn't make the punt more enjoyable.

Overall if she was 20 years younger, then vibing so easily would've been perfect. I always take good convo over awkward silence. However with the age difference it didn't strike the right balance for me between sexy and friendly. She also increased her prices from £150 to £200(due to having positive reviews here I'm guessing) and considering all the sexy Milfs in London coming in at £150 or lower I found her to be asking too much for what was on offer. With all the personal talk it felt more like a date where she was using all her blind dating experience making sure to always have something to say or an opinion on everything that you mention to not seem too boring of a company and that didn't really pull me in. For someone, her elegant milf look with a naughty side might be just what the doctor ordered but I was underwhelmed with the increased price hence the Neutral. Other reviews noted and she also goes overtime but this was not the case which again considering the price and the eagerness to chat away would've been a good bonus but no.

Location: 6/10
Appearance: 6/10
Service: 6/10

Recommend: Depends on how much you're into a particular style of MILF. For me it was a decent plan B to scratch an itch but I wouldn't return.

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[samson02]

Thanks for the review.  She's exactly my type but judging by your review, and others, she's not worth £200.  As you say, £150 seems to be the right level.

But thanks a lot for the intel.

[BootyConnoisseur]

No worries, maybe if the traffic slows down she drops back to £150. Fingers crossed for you. Good luck if you take a dip.

[samson02]

Thanks.  If I do take the dip, I'll let you know how I got on.  In the meantime, I'll wait for the price drop (might be a long wait!).

[Jerk Chicken]

Thanks for the review and timely update on this one @BootyConnoisseur

This is a tricky one to evaluate so depends what you want from your punt.

OP has summed up her facial and body features perfectly so take that into account if you book.

However the big plus here if you do book is if a classy MILF is what you’re seeking to include CIM, multiple pops, the possibility of anal, no clock watching and really stimulating/engaging conversation providing you do not make her runaway with her “life stories” then a really good punt could be in store.

That said I still think £150 is kinda the right price level but given her vibe and the potential experience on offer I don’t think 200 queensheads is as high as it may appear on face value.

[samson02]

Very useful JC, thanks.