i went to her a few months ago. she changed her profile name, now its tiffany before it was kitty.
External Link/Members Onlyit was one of the most frustrating experiences i had. it took me about 1 hour to get there. when she opened the door she looked nothing like her picture and was wearing a onesie and had no make make up. i was dying for a piss. so when i arrived i asked for the bathroom, i shut the door and then i hear her banging on the door in her broken english she told me to keep the door open while i was peeing... i mean seriously what am i gonna do steal your toilet paper. there were also skid marks on the toilet which is gross considering there is her and another girl that live there.
when we got upstairs to the bedroom which was a cramped little one. we started taking our clothes off, i tried to take pictures and she pulled the phone off and said no but i said your profile says i can take pictures, she says yes profile real. i think she thought i meant she doesnt look like her pics. we both lay on the bed and she started rubbing her body against mine then she bent over doggy. i barely put half my penis in and she was like owww i tried to put it all in and she put her clench fist up to hit me she told me to go easy. so basically only put my tip in and out! thats like 2-3 inches!. i dont know how but i managed to cum after a few minutes. then she gave me a massage which was a nice touch. then i gave her a massage especially her ass which is easily her best feature. at this point her friend walking into the room and said sorry. i was ready for round to she got in missionary position but she put her feet on my thighs so i couldnt go balls deep with my nuts hanging out again i could only put like a couple of inches in. i asked her if i could do anal ( i completed forgot about the skid marks from earlier lol) and she said "you are next next coming...promise", i said yeah sure. i ended up wanking and coming on her body.
and she asked me to leave because she had another client...i paid for the full hour £60 so i was annoyed! to leave after 30 mins but at the same time i was glad to leave. normally i would shower after but i was just glad to leave.
positives
her bum (so soft and nice shape)
massaging and body 2 body massaging (she gave me the idea to do it regularly to girls)
£60 is cheap for an hour compared to others (she has gone upto £80 now)
negatives
no kissing (although she isnt amazingly hot it is more relaxing/enjoyable with.
unflattering pyjama clothing worn
seemed like she was high or out of it
terrible english
teeth were terrible
photos look only slightly like her (photoshopped and heavy make up)
skid marks
double booking
taking calls during appointment
dirty room
messy room (she made me throw jizz tissues on the floor - she had no bin)
watching me use the toilet
mushroom tip only sex
putting her feet on my thighs to stop me going balls deep (which is A frustrating B kills your thighs for the next 2 days)
threatening to punch me (she is half my size...i mean really!)
friend walking in (although i dont really mind girls seeing me naked lol)
