Linda Mercedes - Anal - Barnet/London - Negative

[mitrapanu]

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Called her Sunday night and made a booking for Monday morning. English - reasonable.
Had difficulty to locate her flat, as the entrance was a bit hidden by some shrubs & trees. She came out to guide me, with her cute little dog.

Face not so good,  think she has injected some cheap lip filler. Body okay-ish. Not fat, but not fit either. Good sized melons & booty.
Ground floor flat was tidy when I visited.

Paid £100 for 30 mins, with extras we discussed.

BJ wasn't good.
She agreed to anal sex, but when it came to service delivery, it was a complete let down. We started in standing doggie...me by the bed, and she on it. Every time I tried to go in, she was moving ahead, and I could not follow through as the edge of the bed was restricting me.

So changed position, and now we both were on bed... same doggie style as before. This time when she started moving ahead, I grabbed her ass, and started leaning onto her body and moving ahead with her. So got in ultimately, but she was not co-operating at all....wiggling to prevent penetration, crying out loud and asking to stop.  After 5 mins, she said it is hurting her, and she can't do it any more. When I took my cock out, the condom was covered in brown stuff too. 

She wet-wiped me, then did some more BJ. CIM. Bathroom was clean and had several bottles of hand wash & lotions, however not a single towel.
Came out of the flat in 20 mins. 

[scutty brown]

Anal not on her likes list.
Has she removed it or was it never there? Any chance you took her out of her normal behaviour?

[mitrapanu]

Hi Scutty,
She must have removed anal recently. I have spoken to her a few weeks back, but the punt did not materialise. But at that time she had anal on her likes. And if you call her, she will instantly say yes to anal, but for £20 extra. I even discussed my requirement for prolonged session of anal sex, and she confidently said "Yes no problem at all".

[Jerk Chicken]

Sorry to hear about your shit punt (pun intended) OP.

Was it a case that your dick was to big girth rather than length?

[mitrapanu]

Hey JerkChicken,
Shit punt indeed 

My tool is quite fat, but length wise pretty average I'd say. However that shouldn't be the reason why the SP could not clean herself before the punt, especially when we had discussed prolonged anal sex, and she gave me the impression that she was well versed in that art.

[whoya.kiddin]

I saw her several years ago.  I think I paid £100 ph and would rate it negative.  £120  ph is highly optimistic on her part.

[latrell]

Anyone know if her standards have picked up lately or is she still jaded

[whoya.kiddin]

Old profile has quite a lot on her

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[The_Don]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=107205.msg2275623#msg2275623

[Aquaman]

Did anyone see this lady to see if standards have improved as she is convenient for me. Like the look of her but seems pricey. Any recent information welcome? Aq

[latrell]

Hi Gents
Has anyone seen this lady lately to see if standards have improved as she is conveniently close to me and seems to be completely independent. Like the look of her and dont mind the extra kilos around the waist and bum and will only risk a 15 minutes with her. Is it a case that if she likes you and in a good mood she'll give you a good service? Any recent information welcome? 

[scutty brown]

Hi Gents
Has anyone seen this lady lately to see if standards have improved as she is conveniently close to me and seems to be completely independent. Like the look of her and dont mind the extra kilos around the waist and bum and will only risk a 15 minutes with her. Is it a case that if she likes you and in a good mood she'll give you a good service? Any recent information welcome? 

Have you got two accounts?

[latrell]

just this one mate

[latrell]

Hi Gents
Sorry to bring up an old thread . Looks like this lady is back after a break.
Has anyone seen this lady lately to see if standards have improved as she is conveniently close to me and seems to be completely independent. Like the look of her and dont mind the extra kilos around the waist and bum and will only risk a 15 minutes with her. Is it a case that if she likes you and in a good mood she'll give you a good service? Any recent information welcome?