Earlsfield - JESSI BIG ARSE HOT - Horrible

[SmackDown]

JESSI BIG ARSE HOT and also going by NAKED GIRL 4 YOU


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15mins for £40

Comms: phone with the maid and text message to confirm arrival outside the door.

Location: Earlsfield opposite the church close to a café shop.

Punt happened yesterday evening. I wanted some big booty action so called up to see availability of Jessi. I was in the area and I was close by so maid said I can come straight away as she was free. Arrived paperwork done, Jessi smiling and hugging me led me into the room. She was fiddling about with the radiator and the bed sheets while I was undressing. Hand sanitizer provided before we started slow grinding and caressing but I noticed she was becoming more and more hesitant with her movements. Literally like a statue at one point. She undressed but kept her high top on to cover her breasts and I was slowly getting a feel for her nipples and then she immediately stopped me saying baby its extra!? LIKE WTF!? 10 quid extra to see your breasts? Hell noooo. This actually took me by surprise and I told her nevermind. She was so boring and in a day dreaming frenzy that I had to make her move and grind on top of me to get me hard. It’s like she suddenly decided to not be bothered.

Finally rubbered up, 20 second blowjob and lubed up. I was done at this point in trying to get it to work and just pumped away in missionary and then switched to a quick doggy with vigorous pumps. All done in 12 minutes cleaned up and to my astonishment she was being very bitchy and difficult about me using the baby wipes. LOOOL! I said to her one wipe won’t be enough and she started throwing a mini tantrum in Spanish. I took a few more wipes cleaned myself got dressed and left. While I was dressing she already opened the door, got her bath towel and was heading to the bathroom right when 2 more punters were picking girls from the line up. Not end of the world but a bit of courtesy to see the punter out would’ve been the correct approach from previous experiences. Then again she was getting ready to probably give another shit punt to the next customer.

Her bum isn’t toned and the one picture on vivastreet has been photoshopped heavily to suggest she has a fully enlarged bum but this is incorrect. It’s big and feels like soft jelly when you touch or grab it. Still a better than average physique compared to the other girls available on the night however her lacklustre approach and bad mannerisms is a huge turn off. Not even worth a pump and dump.   

Jessi might as well have been a pin up poster on the wall while I had a wank in the room staring at her picture rather then her physically being in the room. That’s how shit it was.

Still have a back log of reviews to post good and bad but for now on to the next one!

[Payyourwaymate]

I wrote in the bubble butt thread that she looks nowhere near her pictures. Perhaps I was too late. Also, the problem when you pay £40 is that they try to restrict what you can do unless you are firm with them or they are in a good mood. When I used to pay £40 for 15 mins I did run into a couple chicks that would keep their bra on or try to limit what you can do in regards to touching them as in their head you are trying to max out what you can get for the smallest price possible and that is a disadvantage for them as ideally they want to earn more money and give out as little as possible or if they are paid enough then they will give out "fair access"  . You need to keep in mind when you link these brothel chicks, infact...all WGs that it is not as simple as take my money and give me a fair service. It's almost a sizing up confrontation, if they think they can bump you and do less work, they will.  There maybe some genuine exceptions but most times you have to be on the ball.

[king tarzan]

I wrote in the bubble butt thread that she looks nowhere near her pictures. Perhaps I was too late. Also, the problem when you pay £40 is that they try to restrict what you can do unless you are firm with them or they are in a good mood. When I used to pay £40 for 15 mins I did run into a couple chicks that would keep their bra on or try to limit what you can do in regards to touching them as in their head you are trying to max out what you can get for the smallest price possible and that is a disadvantage for them as ideally they want to earn more money and give out as little as possible or if they are paid enough then they will give out "fair access"  . You need to keep in mind when you link these brothel chicks, infact...all WGs that it is not as simple as take my money and give me a fair service. It's almost a sizing up confrontation, if they think they can bump you and do less work, they will.  There maybe some genuine exceptions but most times you have to be on the ball.

Brothels for me are out dated..
Agencies and independents are the way forward... And are much better