External Link/Members Only Comms: Shit. Initially by text message. She gave me the postcode which took me to an area of North Greenwich, about 10 mins walk from Tube station. She then called me but I couldn't understand a word because the street was so noisy. So I asked her to text me the address. She asked me to Whats App her instead. FFS. So I had to set her up in Whats App and at my age that took a long time. She then sent me a picture of the building entrance and left it to me to find it. I found it eventually. She had to come down in the lift to collect me from the front door. FFS. I didn't see an intercom or keypad so I guess it was necessary. Decent spoken English.
The girl: I was disappointed. The AW photos are a mixed bag. I was sucked in by the 2 photos of her looking into the camera where she looks cute and hot (green top and black top). By Thai standards she is average looking. Face is only OK. Small boobs but nice nipples. Slim waist, no evidence of childbirth. Big behind, big thighs. A bit pear-shaped in the English style.
Location: Really nice bedsit. Must cost a fortune to rent or buy. Nice bathroom, nice kitchen area, nice sleeping area, nice everything.
Services provided: Limited. Her AW profile is a crock of shit. Massage, OWO, toys (provided my own), protected sex. No kissing, no RO, no 69.
Price paid: £120 for 60 mins. Cheap by London standards. Now I know why.
The meeting: Took a shower and returned to the living/sleeping area. She needed help to get You Tube on the TV. I managed to do it, hoping that she would choose some nice music or video. Instead she chose some black rap music. FFS. Moved to the bed. She asked to start with massage. Back massage was OK. Quite firm but that's not a bad thing. Turned over. She had still got bra and panties on. OWO was pretty decent and I got good and hard. Ready to go. I asked her to sit on my face but she was reluctant and I couldn't really get access with my tongue. She lay on her back but again she denied entry for oral stimulation. So I whipped out a vibrating bullet that I keep for emergencies such as this. She really liked it and got very wet. But it wasn't doing much for me. I lay alongside her so she could play with my dick while I used the bullet on her and sucked her nipples. I put a condom on and slipped in after she applied a bit of lube. She asked for it hard which I took to mean that she wanted it over quickly. Part way through her alarm started to sound and I thought that it was strange that an hour had elapsed. Anyway I needed to keep my mind on the job while the alarm was going off so I went as hard as I could. She offered me a shower but I couldn't be bothered. Dressed and out. I realised when I looked at my phone that we had finished before the hour was up. I lost maybe 10 minutes, but 10 minutes of shit service.
Would I return: No chance