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Author Topic: TS Chrystal Lola - Holborn - A psycho  (Read 7310 times)


1 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 5220392) (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline indianguy

Warning TS review:
So after having a good encounter with one of the TS I decided to go for another, but this time turned out to be disappointing.

It was a bad day for me, have had both my primary choice and backup cancelled, and others not available, I decided to send her a text, got prompt reply and booked.

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Comms:
Pretty accurate, via text. Arranged half hour before booking, shed mentioned will provide door number when I reach her address.

Location:
7-8 minutes walk from Holborn Tube station. When I reached there I called her from downstairs, pretty masculine voice, she said baby just do as I say and don't make any sound, she said the flat number to ring the door bell, I asked which floor is it? She immediately replied I told you not to talk, just listen! Should have just walked out, but as I mentioned it was a bad day for me, I went in, as the pictures were quite impressive.

Punt:
Paid £150 for an hour. She was alright only till receiving the monies. After that asked me to take shower, I obliged, she mentioned clean yourself properly, I just went to the shower, cleaned my lower body nicely as I usually do with all the punts. When came back, she asked did you use soup (that was literally her pronunciation) same like what we eat. I said what is soup? She got very angry, baby I told you to wash yourself properly, I said I did, she then took my arm up and said, your arm pits smell you didn't use soup (again). Fuck me, being in capital I have come across loads of bad accents but excuse me soup? I started to realise now that she was referring to Soap! I said I did come and check, she said use it all over your body or else there is nothing going to happen between us. Having paid £150 and already spent 15 mins of my time, I rushed again, this time took another proper 10 minutes to apply soup  :D all over my body including under arms and make sure I was smelling like soup.

Came down, think she was taking cocaine, or something else, she came in the room after one or two minutes, smelled me again and said now it's good, oh thank God, after nearly half hour. She asked me to undress, she also undressed revealing her coloured cock (that was one of the attraction from her photos and the reason contacting her). I sucked for sometime, she was semi hard even after trying a lot of oral. She then asked me to bend over, tried get her semi hard inside, it didn't work, she then took out a soft dildo and tried to fuck me with that, nothing was enjoyable by this time because of her attitude and loose cock. She then was playing with me and wanked me to completion.

She has quite muscular arms, the only good thing about her body was the ass (not natural) but was better than many girls/women out there.

All together a very horrible TS punt, lesson learned again, never think with your cock always think with your head when going for a punt, and never visit someone who were not reviewed positive here.

It'll be a long time before I will try another TS punt.

Thanks for reading and take care.

I will never advise anyone to visit her, you can visit her if you want to end up washing yourself for half hour with soup!  :dash:



Offline Whoisarrypotter

Sorry op no disrepect but i failed to see what part of the review makes her a psycho.
She asked you shower, you admitted that you only washed the lower half, when she pulled you up on it you told her you had (you just admitted that you only washed lower part) i feel that is on you.
Also she asked you to undress so did you get dressed again once out the shower? (sems a little bizarre).

Banned reason: Shame - but lost the plot
Banned by: Kev40ish

Online Hotdogboy88

Sorry op no disrepect but i failed to see what part of the review makes her a psycho.
She asked you shower, you admitted that you only washed the lower half, when she pulled you up on it you told her you had (you just admitted that you only washed lower part) i feel that is on you.
Also she asked you to undress so did you get dressed again once out the shower? (sems a little bizarre).

Have to agree with you. A strange review.

Offline indianguy

Sorry op no disrepect but i failed to see what part of the review makes her a psycho.
She asked you shower, you admitted that you only washed the lower half, when she pulled you up on it you told her you had (you just admitted that you only washed lower part) i feel that is on you.
Also she asked you to undress so did you get dressed again once out the shower? (sems a little bizarre).

Hmm, very picky, by undressed I mean her getting undressed, mine was just towel. Sorry my mistake. The point I was trying to make is that she wasted lots of time and was very rude. I never got any complaint about foul smells from anyone even when not taking a shower before the punt and am usually showered every day in the morning. Just because you don't use soap all over the body doesn't allow her to be so rude.

Offline Whoisarrypotter

Fair dos fella, your quite right as your paying her then she shouldnt be rude or waste your time.
Personally if i take a shower at a sp's place i tend to wash all over anyway.
Everyone has their own preferences for hygene i would say if it was a quick blow and go service then to just wash the lower half is more practical.

However i still dont really see how she is psycho?
Maybe a rude timewaster?
Banned reason: Shame - but lost the plot
Banned by: Kev40ish

Offline cotton

OP said she got angry when he queried "what is soup" , personally i woudnt expect an SP to get angry with me when ive done nothing wrong.  If the OP says shes a psycho then he says it for a reason.
Plus her attitude to hygeine seems a bit ott to me , generally domineering , rude and a fucking horrible experience.  And in the vernacular sounds like an unhinged tranny-psycho.
Good on the OP for warning the community against him/her  :thumbsup:

Offline winkywanky

:lol:

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Got it in one Finchy, cock soup would've done the trick  :thumbsup:  :D.

OP, I hope you didn't use Mulligatawny soup under your armpits, it can be somewhat of an acquired taste.

Offline winkywanky

This reminds me, many decades ago now we had a new teacher in school. She happened to be German.

She seemed pretty stern, and handed out pieces of paper for us all to write our names on so she could identify her new class.

However, as soon as she uttered the words Pleess write your names on thees shit of paper I fell about laughing and was promptly put into detention  :rolleyes:.

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Offline JoJo93

Not to call you out but seemed you was the one with the attitude problem, not the provider.