External Link/Members OnlySo at the moment this lady doesn't have any active adverts that I can see, I imagine it's due to lockdown.
But for the love of whatever god you worship, don't go and see her. First thing I noticed was that her pictures all seemed like different people. The first photo looked like a very nice size 12, big perky tits etc etc. This is definitely not the case.....
Comms were good enough when I saw her last year. Responded to texts and was happy to have a candid chat on the phone about services. She originally used to do just sensual massage but has now moved onto full services.
Anyway, she seemed nice enough on the phone so booked half an hour for £60 I believe. No extras or anything.
Venue is ok, block of flats with parking round the back which is pretty discreet. However there I sat, and I sat, no answer on the phone or via text.. about 1 min before my appointment time she rocks up in her car. And she looks like shite...
Looked like she just came back from the school run, messy hair in a bun, cheap tracksuit and muddy trainers, she looked mid to late 30s, British, and not very attractive initially.. she went jogging into the flats then text me saying she needed 5 min to shower and get dressed.
Looking at how she entered I probably should have walked, decided to see what she looked like after a shower and a spruce up so when she gave the word I came up to the flat.
Flat was clean, small but clean with a decent shower, for for purpose. She spoke to me like a shopkeeper would if he opened his doors 5min late , she'd thrown on some matching lingerie and essentially looked like a baked potato on legs, no curves other than the one single circumference from shoulders down to thighs. Boobs were probably a D cup but hung like billiard balls in a sock and nothing was in proportion. She obviously must wear that baggy tracksuit a lot.... She threw on a bit of whore make up that looked like homer Simpsons make up shotgun... Did nothing for her...
For some reason I carried on, the blue balls were in control at this point as I TOFTT... She started with a massage which was alright, she used to do just massage before so it felt ok.. she then did a lot of cc swipe and reach unders, which again felt pretty good, then then laid down between my legs and used her tongue on my gooch and balls which was unexpected but felt pretty good...
She told me to turn over, I was only at half mast due to having to actually look at her, she fumbled around with her hands and eventually got me hard enough to slip on the bag.
She had a lie down and had to apply some lube... Now I've never tried lube that's applied to a doner kebab before, but thanks to her I now have an accurate visualisation. And it wasn't a posh nice doner, it's the one they throw your way at 4am when you've crawled out the club and has probably been kicked around the floor a few times... She was shaved but at this point it didn't matter... Looked like she had been under the knife for labia reduction surgery, performed by Stevie wonder...
Loose as fuck... But then she told me to go slow, like fuck I did... I'm here to cum so that's what I'm gonna do... Pumped away, pursed my eyes shut as hard as they would go and imagined Rachel Riley until I finally popped...
Had a quick shower to rid myself of the memories, but they just don't make water hot enough!
Exchanged the polite pleasantries and left in a rush....
So all in all, if you like fucking large potatoes with cabbage clunge, then you'll love this lady... Massage and tongue skill was alright so she'll get a 2/10 just for that... But unfortunately I'm left praying for mild Dementia to rid my brain of this single half hour of my life..
Pretty sure she does OWO and many of the other typical extras , just glad I didn't reach in my pocket more than I already did.
