hot kisses xxx - Colnbrook - either I have high standards or I am blind!

[bungry]

External Link/Members Only

£70 for 30 mins.

OK, seen a lot of good reviews on this girl so was horny to go and see her.  I don't do kissing or OWO but thought today I would make a exeption as she does those, and it seems people think that she is georgous.

Text her, replies back quick.  So good comms.  Did not like the sound of her voice but still went ahead.  Got to BP garage where she directed me to 'the house'.  Got to house and black gate opens, I walk in and gate shuts behind.  Then I see Alex in the patio waiting for me.  Immediately I think what the fuck.  She was not pretty like everyone states and I could not even abort mission because the gate had shut behind me!  Like I say either I am blind or I have too much high standards.  You guys will probably say I am blind.  Anyway, she looks like the typical slightly chubby EE lady with moles and warts.  She does not have moles and warts but I was expecting to see them on her, although lots of little bruises on her bosy and legs.  Face is about 2-3/10, body 4/10 (nice nipples but thats about it, she has body fat but not overweight).  She was dressed in a tight dress but nothing did it for me.

Asked me if I want shower, I accepted in en-suite with clean towel.  Got to bed and started kissing.  Only lips with slight tongue.  Slight smokers breath.  While kissing I held her neck and she moved it away.  Tried to lick her tits and she says I need to be gentle.  I only licked, not sucked!  Put my hand down her pussy and she says I am too rough and moves it away.  I asked for a suck and she puts the condom on.  I thought she did OWO!  I just came out of her shower!  Anyway, she sucked for a couple of minutes then I did her in doggy and then mish.  Told her I wanted a hand job and she took condom off and gave one.  Stared at me whilst I came but she does not really have a pretty face to get turned on from.  Came and then had a shower before leaving.

Waste of £70.

[king tarzan]

Everyone has there desired physical tastes.. will always differ..

[DrConners]

Your on a bit of a negative run at the moment Bung!!

Your review your perspective, as you say all her other reviews are positive.

Better luck next time 

[JonasG]

She's definitely not as good looking as others have said, she's average really. Though 2/10 is harsh. I'd give her a 6.

But it seems like service wise she wasn't up to scratch either.

OWO is standard from her at least.

[Bunbury]

Everyone's tastes are different. One mans meat is another mans poison
Hope the next ones a better punt.

[CheeseBoard]

How indicative are her pictures (body wise) to the real thing?
I'm generally an SA man these days, but this one has sparked my interest. With the reports on here and the body in her pictures, my temptation has been growing.  This report has halted that, so wanted to ask to get a general opinion
Cheers

[Fact]

I saw her a long time ago and since then, she has put on weight and little less with the tongue but still a very friendly nice girl.
I guess like most girls, the service and other things go down after a few years.

[bungry]

She is basically a polish mum that you see picking up the kids at school.  I did not find her body all that and the pics on AW you might as well forget because that is not the body shape in my opinion.  If they are are then they were taken probably 10 years ago.  She now has OK tits (nipples erect and suckable) but her body shape is basically just normal, not toned or anything.  She ain't fat but has a bit of a belly and general medium build rather than slim etc....

I did not find her attractive at all, but all to their own.

Would I see her again?  No way not for £70 per 30 mins.  She should fit into the £60 per 30 mins or £90 per hour. 

But the main reason for not going to the Colnbrook place again is for the black metal gate.  Once you are in you are stuck because it is opened from the inside somehow.  You cannot abort if you don't like the girls and leaving your shoes at the door downstairs?  What's that all about?  If you go up to the room and service is shite you can't really complain.  The outside gate is locked and your shoes are not with you.  I can't imagine climbing the black gate bare foot!

[CheeseBoard]

Thanks Bungry

That clears it up for me, will leave her as a last minute back burner punt 

[king tarzan]

My motto when your paying good money nothing wrong with having high physical standards and of course dfk..

[Slowjoe]

I thought the shoe thing was just weird (it is a whore house, not a bloody temple) but hadn't really considered the gate. It does make it discreet, but yes "escaping" if not up to standard would be impossible!

I did find her pretty but I can see why some may disagree. Each to their own. Definitely not "stunning" though.

Sorry your experience wasn't much good.

[JonasG]

She is basically a polish mum that you see picking up the kids at school.  I did not find her body all that and the pics on AW you might as well forget because that is not the body shape in my opinion.  If they are are then they were taken probably 10 years ago.  She now has OK tits (nipples erect and suckable) but her body shape is basically just normal, not toned or anything.  She ain't fat but has a bit of a belly and general medium build rather than slim etc....

I did not find her attractive at all, but all to their own.

Would I see her again?  No way not for £70 per 30 mins.  She should fit into the £60 per 30 mins or £90 per hour. 

But the main reason for not going to the Colnbrook place again is for the black metal gate.  Once you are in you are stuck because it is opened from the inside somehow.  You cannot abort if you don't like the girls and leaving your shoes at the door downstairs?  What's that all about?  If you go up to the room and service is shite you can't really complain.  The outside gate is locked and your shoes are not with you.  I can't imagine climbing the black gate bare foot!

Lmao.

If you just say to either of them I've changed my mind, I'm sure they'll let you out.

You'd think it'd be a hostage situation lol.

[JonasG]

I thought the shoe thing was just weird (it is a whore house, not a bloody temple) but hadn't really considered the gate. It does make it discreet, but yes "escaping" if not up to standard would be impossible!

I did find her pretty but I can see why some may disagree. Each to their own. Definitely not "stunning" though.

Sorry your experience wasn't much good.

When you've walked before do you always leg it? Ha.

They just say it's fine and open the door for you to leave. The same would happen here, it's just a gate instead of a door.

[Slowjoe]

When you've walked before do you always leg it? Ha.

They just say it's fine and open the door for you to leave. The same would happen here, it's just a gate instead of a door.

Fair point!

[CheeseBoard]

My motto when your paying good money nothing wrong with having high physical standards and of course dfk..

Its the expectation from the pictures that set the bar, so anything less with be an automatic disappointment.  Once the initial disappointment sets in, the meet, however good she is, won't quite be up there.

[bungry]

Its the expectation from the pictures that set the bar, so anything less with be an automatic disappointment.  Once the initial disappointment sets in, the meet, however good she is, won't quite be up there.

Agree.  When I was let in through the gate I saw the girl waiting at the door.  I was not happy with what I was seeing. 

If I had said "Sorry I need to leave because the pictures are not true" then she would either let me out or cause a fuss that I wasted her time and that I would need to cough up a bit of cash to compensate.  In the end it could just be an awkward situation.  I would rather just avoid.

Funny someone says what would I do...just leg it?  I actually went to see a girl in Heathrow 30 mins before at this usual IBIS.  She was a £40 per half hour so though what can I lose.  Got to IBIS and the girl was smoking outside but I never really noticed her because she was dressed like a tramp (old joggers, t-shirt).  Got to the room and I get a text that she is coming cos she is just having a smoke.  I realised it was her and started walking towards lift and which point this girl was walking towards her room and she said "I am here now, come on".  I just said sorry and continued walking out.  At least you see the girl and have a clear option to walk or stay.  With the Colnbrook house you feel trapped and have to ask to leave...so I would rather avoid that in future.

[JonasG]

Once you're in a hotel room or a normal house without a gate you still have to ask to leave though in a way.

And they'll see it as a waste of time too.

[Lema]

Once you're in a hotel room or a normal house without a gate you still have to ask to leave though in a way.

And they'll see it as a waste of time too.

well they shouldn't waste punters time by telling lies on their profile (age-size etc) as well as photoshoped picture's,

[JonasG]

well they shouldn't waste punters time by telling lies on their profile (age-size etc) as well as photoshoped picture's,

I'm not disputing that.

[bungry]

Once you're in a hotel room or a normal house without a gate you still have to ask to leave though in a way.

And they'll see it as a waste of time too.

It's different with the colnbrook house.  With a hotel or flat you know where the door is and you have the choice to walk to it and open it and walk out.  With the Colnbrook house the gate shuts and you have no way to open it.  The button is inside the house somewhere. 

[CheeseBoard]

well they shouldn't waste punters time by telling lies on their profile (age-size etc) as well as photoshoped picture's,

Agree with this, they initially wasted the punters time, so they can't exactly cry foul play.  They probably expect a certain no of punters to walk

[rubric]

I thought the shoe thing was just weird (it is a whore house, not a bloody temple) but hadn't really considered the gate. It does make it discreet, but yes "escaping" if not up to standard would be impossible!

Out of interest who else works in the same place, any AW links?

[bungry]

Out of interest who else works in the same place, any AW links?

Just search 1 mile from sl3 in AW

[JonasG]

Out of interest who else works in the same place, any AW links?

External Link/Members Only

[Josler]

Wow sorry you had a bad experience as TBH I have seen her twice and my experience was entirely different to yours, almost like you saw a different girl.

[thickandlongguy]

she is not negtative and for the price and services she is worth the buck, i did not see any wart or brusies

[Mash1234]

I visited this place today.  Certainly unusual. 

 https://www.adultwork.com/Lady4Lunch1

A review is in the review secton

[contentguy]

I visited this place today.  Certainly unusual. 

 External Link/Members Only

A review is in the review secton

I don’t get it.
Why post in this thread, unless you’re suggesting it’s the same SP?
And you haven’t posted a review in SE.

Thx for your contribution 

Guy

[Slowjoe]

I don’t get it.
Why post in this thread, unless you’re suggesting it’s the same SP?
And you haven’t posted a review in SE.

Thx for your contribution 

Guy

That is definitely NOT the same lady. Contrary to OP, I enjoyed my time with Alex and was hoping that the thread bump meant she might be back, profile disappeared sometime ago. Sadly not.

[JonasG]

Yeah sad she's left.

Was always a good go to punt.

[aj12345]

Yeah sad she's left.

Was always a good go to punt.

Good news. She's still around just no longer on aw. The number is still active and she's primarily doing out calls. Said she might do afew days in Colnbrook in New year.

[Church1ll]

I saw Alex (Hot Kisses) a few years back, (one of my first off AW), always meant to return, but for some reason did not.  I kept her number in the Notes section of her profile and kept her on my Hot List, which of course disappeared when she came off AW.  How will I know when she is back in Colnbrook and are you able to share the number? I would really love to see her again, after her my AW punts were all a disappointment apart from one other.

[aj12345]

I saw Alex (Hot Kisses) a few years back, (one of my first off AW), always meant to return, but for some reason did not.  I kept her number in the Notes section of her profile and kept her on my Hot List, which of course disappeared when she came off AW.  How will I know when she is back in Colnbrook and are you able to share the number? I would really love to see her again, after her my AW punts were all a disappointment apart from one other.

Click on her link at the top of this page where it says "15 reviews for...."
Her number is displayed on the new window after you click the link.
That number is still active.

[Church1ll]

Many thanks aj 12345
Many, many thanks! I will try and make contact now and see if she has a date for a return to Colnbrook, or just keep trying in the New Year,

[Mash1234]

I don’t get it.
Why post in this thread, unless you’re suggesting it’s the same SP?
And you haven’t posted a review in SE.

Thx for your contribution 

Guy

Yes my bad sorry.  A little over excited...

[nigel4498]

Made arrangements to see her in Basingstoke mid October.
She cancelled, no explanation.
Her profile on AW then disappeared.

[SZR1989]

Made arrangements to see her in Basingstoke mid October.
She cancelled, no explanation.
Her profile on AW then disappeared.

Back under a new profile: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

[JonasG]

Interesting.

Taking limited bookings it seems.

[king tarzan]

Back under a new profile: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

With a cup of tea but needs milk donations

[Slowjoe]

Back under a new profile: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Thanks for sharing - when I met her a couple of years ago had a good time. Hotlisted, when covid calmed down may well look her up once again.

[MrMatrix]

Thanks for the review OP. Sounds a bloody nightmare and the access in and out is compromised by soeone else operating the automated gates. Not one for me. 

[JonasG]

It's honestly fine, I've never encountered any problem with it and I've been to this place countless times. I can see why it might make some guys uneasy though.

And any review I've read of a meet at this whore house I've never seen any issue mentioned.

If you're having second thoughts on the meet or WG just say something lol. This guy's acting like he's on a SAS mission with doing runners and whatnot.

Most WGs are cool when you say you've changed your mind or make up a story and say you forgot your wallet in the car and can you quickly just get it and then don't come back. Just be polite about it and with her.

[trumps]

Personally I'm very pleased she's back. Has always been my No.1 'go-to', so going to see what her availability is like. I texted a couple of times between lockdowns and she said she might return to work at some point but wasn't too sure and was hesitant because of Covid etc... Anyway, I'm pretty sure she can be quite selective as I know that previously she had so many regulars she didn't need to advertise on AW and removed her profile.

[JonasG]

Personally I'm very pleased she's back. Has always been my No.1 'go-to', so going to see what her availability is like. I texted a couple of times between lockdowns and she said she might return to work at some point but wasn't too sure and was hesitant because of Covid etc... Anyway, I'm pretty sure she can be quite selective as I know that previously she had so many regulars she didn't need to advertise on AW and removed her profile.

Yeah she was always a good go to punt I found. She wasn't a 9/10 knockout but she had a good girl next door look to her and did a great service and she was always a very good fuck especially in doggy.

Is she still on her usual old number?

[CanOfRedBull]

I saw Alex a couple of times, must have been 5/6 years when she was working from a flat just outside Bracknell. 

Great shag, friendly girl, good looking and easy to get on with - 8/10