Angelnot77 - Stanley, County Durham

[nerascal]

I've been torn between a negative and neutral for this one but there was so little good about the booking it has to be a negative.

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Booked an hour via messages on Adultwork

Having seen mostly positive reviews I decided to give her a try.

Location - a mid terrace address in a fairly rough area on the edge of Stanley. Parked in a nearby street that seemed OK. House was pretty clean but smells strongly of ciggies. Enough that my clothes stank afterwards which isn't ideal.

Angie - nice enough person but just didn't find her remotely sexy or attractive. She looked unkempt and hadn't showered. She could clearly smell the body odour herself because she gave herself a quick squirt of deodorant as she undressed. It didn't work!
No make up, looked like she'd just got up and thrown some clothes on. She has been described as a girl next door look, none of my neighbours look that rough.

She has a manual job and is built like a brick shithouse. I would have walked but she looked like the type not to mess with.

Boy does she talk. She literally didn't stop. I now know her life story.

The whole booking was a disaster. Started with a really lame massage. She claims she has magic healing hands but it was a pathetic rub with loads of body lotion. I book regular massages mostly with Thai and Chinese and this came nowhere close to being as good as the worst of them.

She disappeared to wash her hands after the rub. Then after trying for 5 minutes to put some 'twerking music' on gave up and got undressed.

After talking for 10 minutes and then a 10 minute rub it was in her words time for sexy stuff. If only.

She lay in her knickers and was like a corpse. Played with her tits for a bit, removed her knickers and went down on her. Not the freshest downstairs.

After some OK oral from her she asked if I wanted a condom. Not sure if she was offered BB or could tell I wasn't interested and was asking whether I'd want to fuck her. She then spent another 5 minutes searching wardrobes, cupboards and drawers for a rubber. Eventually she found one and I rubbered up and got things done as quickly as possible.

Fortunately she has a decent shower to wash off all the body lotion. Was showered, dressed and out after less than 45 minutes of an hour booking. £100 worse off for an utterly shite booking. I reckon about 15 minutes tops was actually doing anything remotely sexual.

I mostly do massage plus extras booking rather than full service these days after a couple decades of punting. This certainly makes me want to stick to that.

It feels a bit harsh leaving this review but I want to save others from wasting their hard earned cash.

[tynetunnel]

Fair play nerascal, your punt, your review and your rating. Sorry it was so awful, thanks for leaving a review so other know to avoid 

[FLYING BLUE]

Oh dear - thanks for reviewing

[The Outsider]

Thanks for the warning.  I'm not sure why you even considered a neutral, although I appreciate it's hard going to a red when the WG is "nice enough".  Sounds like she's crap in every other respect that counts. 

[Prudmag]

You say she's built like a brick shithouse but reviews from earlier this year on here say she's slim and petite

[Kev3773]

You say she's built like a brick shithouse but reviews from earlier this year on here say she's slim and petite

Her latest review prior to this one says she's 'boxy' maybe put a bit timber on during lockdown 

[nerascal]

You say she's built like a brick shithouse but reviews from earlier this year on here say she's slim and petite

She's isn't fat but definitely isn't petite apart from being short. She's solidly built, with no curves. She'd beat the lot of you in an arm wrestle.

[datwabbit]

Her profile mentions anal and a review site. I cannot find a review here with anal. Anyone remember?

[Halcyon Dave]

I saw her in January and posted a review.She did say to me she was up for a little anal so maybe that ? I gave her a neutral and I did notice the smoke although not overwhelming at the time. Sounds like she's been on the pies and tabs since lockdown.

[JackRyan81]

I saw her in January and posted a review.She did say to me she was up for a little anal so maybe that ?

I saw your review in January Dave and tried to book her for anal but got a very frosty response, asking me where I'd heard that she offers A-levels as she was suddenly being asked for it all the time. I said I'd seen a review on here and she claimed it was false and asked if I knew how to get a review taken down... said well I don't know but you could always try emailing the admin@ address. Shortly thereafter she added the disclaimer to her AW banner.

Oddly she offered me a discount for being helpful. Never did get around to seeing her before lockdown - not sure I would now though.

[Halcyon Dave]

Certainly not a fake review and it never came up during the meet and wasn't on her likes list. As I was putting my clothes on she mentioned the reviews on here were all about her BJ skills but that she also did anal and sports massages. It seemed a strange combination and I thought she was just after some return business.

[Funtime 1984]

Please don’t feel harsh! Sounds like you told the absolute truth from
Start to finish and it was horrendous! Great warning for others!
Thanks for the review