I saw this woman a few days back, it was a pretty poor experience.
Agreed £100 for hour sex, OWO and reverse oral. She does her own calls and texts and her directions are a bit useless, but save yourself the bother and don't go anyway.
She is probably mid 30s, the age and the pics on the profile are way off. I actually quite like MILFY African women so didn't mind too much that she wasn't as described.
She is working from a tiny studio on Green Lanes, it was a bit of a mess but clean enough for the purpose. Punt was around 8.00ish, those who know the area will know that unless you get involved in a Turkish gang fight it is actually quite safe even if it looks ropey, but those who don't might be a bit nervous.
After handing over the cash she asked me to wash hands and cock in the sink. She then did a crappy massage, before we got into OWO and RO. Her OWO was terrible, she kept dabbing at my cock with a bit of kitchen roll every time she sucked which I asked her to stop doing which caused her to do a kind of half hearted blowjob/handjob, at that point I had given up. Her pussy though was very tasty and wet. I was actually quite happy licking her out for a while. We finished with a quick fuck which was ok but at that point I just wanted to unload.
She had a bit of moaning about me using the shower and didn't actually have a towel so I ended up drying myself on the thing you put outside the shower on the floor (which to be fair looked clean but god knows if others had used it, I didn't have much choice at the time)
More decent OWO and a 30 minute booking might have been ok at £60 for half hour but she is way overpriced for what she offers.
To continue the depressing theme I thought I might as well grab a drink before Boris stirs himself into action and shuts the pubs. There seemed no one serving in the first pub so with heavy heart I slowly wandered down to the Beaconsfield opposite the McDonalds, eyeing up some of the hot Turkish women in incredibly tight trousers. The Beaconsfield is a legendarily crap venue which combines a gigantic Victorian pub, which is full of those who in olden times would be locked up in an asylum, with what is probably one of the worst hotels in London stuck at the back. I had once had a threesome in that hotel which was incredible (the threesome not the hotel obviously) so I always have a fondness for it. And best of all of this for the night is that a large glass of the most vile wine to ever disgrace a grape plus a small tube of Pringles was £6! Outside of a Wetherspoons I doubt such a bargain can now be had in the Capital.
Then a chicken doner with even the kebab man looking as miserable as sin and trudge off in the pissing rain.
I suspect this will be my last punt for a while as lockdown looms once more so as with everything else in 2020 it can only get better (after getting much worse for a long time first).
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