Bailey and Joanna, Maxes, Earls Court. Spaniels ears, dodgy implants, nightmare.

[JackSaint]

Slim pickings on the Russian front, so decided to go for what looked like two little darlings at Maxes, Bella External Link/Members Only and Polly External Link/Members Only booked 90 minutes, £275 each, happy days.

Comms - shambolic! Polly dropped off the website yesterday so we re-schedule, adding Joanna External Link/Members Only to Bella then today Polly re-emerged online and was re-instated so I had my original choices, until I got a call that she went awol this morning (although she's still showing as available today) and was replaced again by Joanna then Bella went sick and they call me on the way and recommended Bailey External Link/Members Only as a duo partner for Joanna. The last call was thirty minutes before punt time and I was on my way, thought Joanna looks hot in her selfies and Bailey is recommended, let's go for it. I really wish now I'd have told them to fuck off for all the messing about, read on.

Place - basement  on one of those roads linking Earl's Court Road and Warwick Road, big bedroom, four poster bad (cheap, not a grand one), mirrored wardrobes one side of the room, serviceable ensuite shower room.

Girls - Bailey, from Essex, barefoot, in a sweatshirt over an all in one red silky body with hold ups, stated as size 8 - 10 on the website, well, it would be cruel to say she is more 8 + 10 but she sure is a 14, fat, shapeless, chubby legs, oddly shaped bolt ons (natural on the website!) and the face of a pantomime ugly sister, round, flabby, with big lips and stick on eyelashes. Whoever did her photo shoot should be king of the photographer's hall of fame. I should've walked at this stage but Joanna, from Madrid, still in civvies looked gorgeous, very pretty face, slim and elegant, she might have been 20 for her photos but isn't now and Bailey was recommended so she had to be a great performer.

Action - shower, back to room, Bailey had shed the sweatshirt and the lingerie, material straining over her belly was on full show, Joanna is in her knickers by now, a very average pair of small spaniel ears tits on show and an arse that looked great but didn't feel toned. The attitude in the room was false engagement with a large helping of mechanical let's get it over with.

I kissed Bailey, she responded and knelt to blow me, pretty good action, got me hard, Joanna, on the bed leant in for a kiss with the enthusiasm of hooker absolutely going through the motions, she had more than a hint of smokers breath. She took over on her knees, Bailey tongue wrestled me as I freed her oddball tits, she flinched as I tweaked her right nipple, it's very sensitive, the left one is fine but I need a new implant on the other side, marvellous! I slid my hand inside the bottom of her lingerie and pushed it downwards to be admonished with "that stays on", obviously to hide the massive gut stretching the fabric. She took over sucking duties and I explored Joanna's body, visually stunning, but not smooth and stubbly around the pubis and lower legs and the tits are just not firm at all.

They sucked, we kissed, I fought through the distain barrier and managed to unload.

At this point I'm feeling beyond disappointed with myself for staying, cleaned up but have another load to get rid of and two naked (nearly naked in Bailey's case) girls next to me. No way could I fuck Bailey so I took Joanna is cowgirl and missionary, trying to dodge the cigarette breath as she sardonically posed and writhed and moaned unconvincingly, like she was too pretty and too good to be there. Reality check darling, you suck cocks for a living, get over yourself!

I got to the point of no return, pushed Joanna off and Bailey sucked and wanked me to an unsatisfactory conclusion.

Cleaned up, chatted vacuously as I dressed and left. The walk up the stairs and back to the car was one of shame, disgust and anger and that the next punt has got to be epic to expunge the last few.

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[JackSaint]

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Thanks g, these are close to realty

[JackSaint]

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These are what she thinks she looks like, the reality is very different and much worse.

[bonapati]

Maxes house of pain.... >>> This way back to Moscow the best is yet to come...

[JackSaint]

Maxes house of pain.... >>> This way back to Moscow the best is yet to come...

Thanks

[Meursault]

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How can these agencies or girls expect to be taken seriously when some of the images are essentially either parodic or cynically misleading!?

[hendrix]

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How can these agencies or girls expect to be taken seriously when some of the images are essentially either parodic or cynically misleading!?

They don't care. They work on the basis that once you're there, your cock will rule your brain, and let's face it, it usually does.

Sorry you had such a shit punt OP and thanks for reviewing - hope your next one is excellent!

[smiths]

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How can these agencies or girls expect to be taken seriously when some of the images are essentially either parodic or cynically misleading!?

Due to the number of mug punters about and what Hendrix posted above. Also in London especially no doubt they get lots of lonely foreign tourists who know little about them when booking. Maxes has of course been around for years and years so however he operates he presumably makes enough to continue.

[JackSaint]

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How can these agencies or girls expect to be taken seriously when some of the images are essentially either parodic or cynically misleading!?

I think those images are typical of the shit young girls post on Instagram, too lazy to get proper photos done.

[JackSaint]

They don't care. They work on the basis that once you're there, your cock will rule your brain, and let's face it, it usually does.

Sorry you had such a shit punt OP and thanks for reviewing - hope your next one is excellent!

Thanks hendrix

[JackSaint]

Due to the number of mug punters about and what Hendrix posted above. Also in London especially no doubt they get lots of lonely foreign tourists who know little about them when booking. Maxes has of course been around for years and years so however he operates he presumably makes enough to continue.

The lack of effort in what they were wearing, transactional attitude were warnings enough, as soon as the cash changed hands I was committed, certainly below the waist, been around long enough to know better, still kicking myself for not walking today.

[smiths]

The lack of effort in what they were wearing, transactional attitude were warnings enough, as soon as the cash changed hands I was committed, certainly below the waist, been around long enough to know better, still kicking myself for not walking today.

IMO this is can be the problem with this type of punting, if it goes to shit you lose in this case £550 for little return. I ensure especially in recent years that my exposure money wise is relatively small. So I got tempted by a very fit looking WG earlier this year, her lovely lithe body ruled my brain even though I thought it was going to be shite which it was. And I might as well of thrown the £100 for the hour I gave her down the drain. But I lost £100 not £550 and was gutted enough.

Where I pay out £140 an hour and I have a regular when punting who I pay that to I know its very likely to be a good punt, she hasn't let me down yet, her being Khloe Sexy Girl in Colindale, mid-30s or so, Polish with a cracking body, fantastic pair of tits, great legs and arse, facially she is slowly starting to show her age but still resembles Angelina Jolie, advertises on UKE no A/W profile but may still be on Vivastreet but I don't use that site. Still abroad at present I assume but Katalina who was in Hendon had been £90 an hour for years, early-30s, great kissing and cocksucking, no fingering on offer sadly to me anyway, lovely fit gym toned body with a near 6 pack last time I saw her just before the national lockdown, great VFM, and both these WGs have been ultra reliable with me many dozens of times each over many years.

I don't punt through agencies as the prices are inflated in London to pay the greedy pimps cut, but as ever punters choose the way they punt that suits them obviously. I wish you better next time.

By the way if you haven't already tried them there is Naughty Natt and Veronica in Chancery Lane at £120 and £130 an hour respectively, they may also offer duos, both have mainly good reviews on here. I have seen both individually but neither for some time, I saw Natt in Bounds Green earlier this year for £100 a hour, 3 punts in 3 days before she moved on, great service. Then IF you can get a booking there is Lucy Mayer in Holloway now at £160 an hour, I saw her when she was in Finchley Central at £140 an hour, she has mainly good reviews on here. A good kisser, good cocksucker, allows or did fingering and is early-20s. But her comms can be shite nowadays so I have read on here.

[Stanford97]

The lack of effort in what they were wearing, transactional attitude were warnings enough, as soon as the cash changed hands I was committed, certainly below the waist, been around long enough to know better, still kicking myself for not walking today.

Just two day before All Saints Day too, hope you can dust yourself off in time.

[bonapati]

Jack sorry to hear is was a disaster.

I have seen one the SPs mentioned by Smiths  while they are good they just don’t stack up. Veronica, yes her DT is grand but she does get boring like ragdoll at times  If saving dosh is the motive then yes it makes sense but in terms of diamonds and fake rocks I am not sure. Things like location.style and etiquette are paramount to me and over time AW punts have left me more depressed than on my arrival.

Jack, in this case tried to step into the other side for better and found no joy. We all fall low without knowing from to time to time how far and what damage.  your last punt will always decide the positivity of the next one. Personally, I get bored after seeing the same SP after 3 times. I like to shop at different supermarkets and although they may all be Russian a trusted brand.

 it will cost you a small (or huge amount) to find out about a certain SP/experience and when  you do it will save you loads in future else you go back to the favourites . I have always been tempted by Maxes Angels but glad I never have tucked in - yet .

the Russians can be hit and miss (mostly not ) there is something fulfilling about them (if the Baltic-Slava type float your boat).  I get bored with the Essex type SP pumped up who think speaking average English is a ticket to quick money.

I’m not in this is this game to put 500+  on the table to find out. If in doubt I will have a wank and get over it.  If not I will visit to prove my instincts right or wrong, albeit at a moderate price.

The difference (for me) between a pimped fuelled agency is far from each other. There is just no guarantee the AW SP will deliver on trumps. Khloe like brûlée are on the cliff and only serving those that are still blinked or caught in the web with the goods they advertise. We are are all suckers until a wider door with more goods open.

I hear a lockdown might be embarked on is next week.... happy days.

Onwards and upwards!

[smiths]

Jack sorry to hear is was a disaster.

I have seen one the SPs mentioned by Smiths  while they are good they just don’t stack up. Veronica, yes her DT is grand but she does get boring like ragdoll at times  If saving dosh is the motive then yes it makes sense but in terms of diamonds and fake rocks I am not sure. Things like location.style and etiquette are paramount to me and over time AW punts have left me more depressed than on my arrival.

Jack, in this case tried to step into the other side for better and found no joy. We all fall low without knowing from to time to time how far and what damage.  your last punt will always decide the positivity of the next one. Personally, I get bored after seeing the same SP after 3 times. I like to shop at different supermarkets and although they may all be Russian a trusted brand.

 it will cost you a small (or huge amount) to find out about a certain SP/experience and when  you do it will save you loads in future else you go back to the favourites . I have always been tempted by Maxes Angels but glad I never have tucked in - yet .

the Russians can be hit and miss (mostly not ) there is something fulfilling about them (if the Baltic-Slava type float your boat).  I get bored with the Essex type SP pumped up who think speaking average English is a ticket to quick money.

I’m not in this is this game to put 500+  on the table to find out. If in doubt I will have a wank and get over it.  If not I will visit to prove my instincts right or wrong, albeit at a moderate price.

The difference (for me) between a pimped fuelled agency is far from each other. There is just no guarantee the AW SP will deliver on trumps. Khloe like brûlée are on the cliff and only serving those that are still blinked or caught in the web with the goods they advertise. We are are all suckers until a wider door with more goods open.

I hear a lockdown might be embarked on is next week.... happy days.

Onwards and upwards!

What bollocks, don't stack up and you have only seen 1 of them, clearly you have an entirely different way of thinking than me and loads of other punters who have mainly positively reviewed the WGs I mentioned. Fuck knows what you mean about Khloe being on the cliff and caught in a web, total and utter crap.  Some really do post some shite, this post from you about the WGs I mentioned being a prime example in my opinion.

[bonapati]

Smiths. Apologies if my comments to upset you (I commenting not particularly replying to your statement. I have seen both SP albeit a while ago. I’m not saying they are not good at what they do they just didn’t do it for me anymore after awhile. Maybe my taste bud changed. Any what my point was I try to stay away from AW SPs unless they are super in all departments  and English ones for reasons that they feel entitled. At the end of the day one mans food is another’s poison.

[JackSaint]

IMO this is can be the problem with this type of punting, if it goes to shit you lose in this case £550 for little return. I ensure especially in recent years that my exposure money wise is relatively small. So I got tempted by a very fit looking WG earlier this year, her lovely lithe body ruled my brain even though I thought it was going to be shite which it was. And I might as well of thrown the £100 for the hour I gave her down the drain. But I lost £100 not £550 and was gutted enough.

Where I pay out £140 an hour and I have a regular when punting who I pay that to I know its very likely to be a good punt, she hasn't let me down yet, her being Khloe Sexy Girl in Colindale, mid-30s or so, Polish with a cracking body, fantastic pair of tits, great legs and arse, facially she is slowly starting to show her age but still resembles Angelina Jolie, advertises on UKE no A/W profile but may still be on Vivastreet but I don't use that site. Still abroad at present I assume but Katalina who was in Hendon had been £90 an hour for years, early-30s, great kissing and cocksucking, no fingering on offer sadly to me anyway, lovely fit gym toned body with a near 6 pack last time I saw her just before the national lockdown, great VFM, and both these WGs have been ultra reliable with me many dozens of times each over many years.

I don't punt through agencies as the prices are inflated in London to pay the greedy pimps cut, but as ever punters choose the way they punt that suits them obviously. I wish you better next time.

By the way if you haven't already tried them there is Naughty Natt and Veronica in Chancery Lane at £120 and £130 an hour respectively, they may also offer duos, both have mainly good reviews on here. I have seen both individually but neither for some time, I saw Natt in Bounds Green earlier this year for £100 a hour, 3 punts in 3 days before she moved on, great service. Then IF you can get a booking there is Lucy Mayer in Holloway now at £160 an hour, I saw her when she was in Finchley Central at £140 an hour, she has mainly good reviews on here. A good kisser, good cocksucker, allows or did fingering and is early-20s. But her comms can be shite nowadays so I have read on here.

Thanks smiths, my punting zone doesn't include the City or North London, maybe I should broaden my horizons.

[JackSaint]

Jack sorry to hear is was a disaster.

I have seen one the SPs mentioned by Smiths  while they are good they just don’t stack up. Veronica, yes her DT is grand but she does get boring like ragdoll at times  If saving dosh is the motive then yes it makes sense but in terms of diamonds and fake rocks I am not sure. Things like location.style and etiquette are paramount to me and over time AW punts have left me more depressed than on my arrival.

Jack, in this case tried to step into the other side for better and found no joy. We all fall low without knowing from to time to time how far and what damage.  your last punt will always decide the positivity of the next one. Personally, I get bored after seeing the same SP after 3 times. I like to shop at different supermarkets and although they may all be Russian a trusted brand.

 it will cost you a small (or huge amount) to find out about a certain SP/experience and when  you do it will save you loads in future else you go back to the favourites . I have always been tempted by Maxes Angels but glad I never have tucked in - yet .

the Russians can be hit and miss (mostly not ) there is something fulfilling about them (if the Baltic-Slava type float your boat).  I get bored with the Essex type SP pumped up who think speaking average English is a ticket to quick money.

I’m not in this is this game to put 500+  on the table to find out. If in doubt I will have a wank and get over it.  If not I will visit to prove my instincts right or wrong, albeit at a moderate price.

The difference (for me) between a pimped fuelled agency is far from each other. There is just no guarantee the AW SP will deliver on trumps. Khloe like brûlée are on the cliff and only serving those that are still blinked or caught in the web with the goods they advertise. We are are all suckers until a wider door with more goods open.

I hear a lockdown might be embarked on is next week.... happy days.

Onwards and upwards!

To be honest, the principle hurts more than the money, the lazy bitches couldn't be bothered to present themselves attractively or create a seductive atmosphere, just go through the motions, pathetic performance and gutted that I carried on with the punt.

[king tarzan]

Smiths. Apologies if my comments to upset you (I commenting not particularly replying to your statement. I have seen both SP albeit a while ago. I’m not saying they are not good at what they do they just didn’t do it for me anymore after awhile. Maybe my taste bud changed. Any what my point was I try to stay away from AW SPs unless they are super in all departments  and English ones for reasons that they feel entitled. At the end of the day one mans food is another’s poison.

Mr Smith is very touchy when it gets to his personal hot desserts

[king tarzan]

To be honest, the principle hurts more than the money, the lazy bitches couldn't be bothered to present themselves attractively or create a seductive atmosphere, just go through the motions, pathetic performance and gutted that I carried on with the punt.

🛑 For not walking

[JackSaint]

🛑 For not walking

Correct KT, I've been self flagellating ever since! Full lockdown looking likely from Wednesday to December, must get a good one in before then.

[Igor]

I suspect most of us have been there more than once, I'm usually more annoyed by losing my time and effort invested than the money although when you have made such a large financial investment that would sting! Good luck with next time.

[smiths]

Thanks smiths, my punting zone doesn't include the City or North London, maybe I should broaden my horizons.

I very rarely punt in the city area myself but Earls Court isn't a million miles from Chancery Lane where Naughty Natt xx and Veronica are based. Anyway I hope your next punt is a good one.

[smiths]

Smiths. Apologies if my comments to upset you (I commenting not particularly replying to your statement. I have seen both SP albeit a while ago. I’m not saying they are not good at what they do they just didn’t do it for me anymore after awhile. Maybe my taste bud changed. Any what my point was I try to stay away from AW SPs unless they are super in all departments  and English ones for reasons that they feel entitled. At the end of the day one mans food is another’s poison.

Thanks. I mentioned 5 WGs in my post, you said you had seen 1, Veronica, now its both which I assume to mean Natt. From the evidence on here, that's reviews all 5 have more positive reviews than not, and most many more positive reviews than not so they DO stack up to me and most others who have reviewed them. That's hard data posted by punters who have seen these WGs, the best info you can get. Fair enough for you to comment on the ones you have seen as not stacking up and why that is.

Also Khloe hasn't had an A/W profile for years and is Polish as are Natt and Veronica, Kat is Hungarian and Lucy Mayer Swiss so none are English. IMO it makes no odds the rest are on A/W as they have been thoroughly reviewed on here by a number of different punters. I agree A/W can be atrocious but that's dependent on the individual WGs as ever, the ones I mentioned have all been tried and tested. For ME and that always comes down to personal opinion obviously Khloe and Katalina were both excellent WGs I have tried and tested dozens of times, the other 3 were good the times I saw them.

[Brand242]

Thanks for the review. Shame about the shit punt OP. Better luck with the next one and hope you get in before next lockdown! I was looking at dates for Bailey as her looks and services caught my eye. Now that you have corrected the looks description, I’ll pass.

Jazz and Parris are two of the other new maxes girls that have recently caught my eye. However given my recent experience with one of the other new girls (Violet), I’m not so quick to jump in. The agency is going downhill it seems.

Agree with the other posts on here. Once you bite the bait, they’re hedging their bets you won’t walk as you probably don’t have an alternative to unload. With maxes, generally the girls I’ve seen have looked liked their pictures apart from one - her name was Zoe and has since left. She was bigger than her photos, including her selfies, but Luckily her services were positive after I chose to proceed. Point here is....watch out for the selfies too as the girls also have a knack of taking the pictures at the right angles to hide the things that put us off.

[Stanford97]

Girls - Bailey, from Essex, barefoot, in a sweatshirt over an all in one red silky body with hold ups, stated as size 8 - 10 on the website, well, it would be cruel to say she is more 8 + 10 but she sure is a 14, fat, shapeless, chubby legs, oddly shaped bolt ons (natural on the website!) and the face of a pantomime ugly sister, round, flabby, with big lips and stick on eyelashes. Whoever did her photo shoot should be king of the photographer's hall of fame.

I should invite her to an outcall at a pork pie factory

[Matsuri]

Cheers JackSaint. I was going to try Bailey in a duo with another one of Max's girls, but will steer clear now. I hear good things about Eleanor, but need to do proper research for my next punt, which will be after lockdown. Haven't seen anyone since Maxes Alexis back in February. She was good fun, but I understand mileage may vary (and can believe it).

[JackSaint]

Cheers JackSaint. I was going to try Bailey in a duo with another one of Max's girls, but will steer clear now. I hear good things about Eleanor, but need to do proper research for my next punt, which will be after lockdown. Haven't seen anyone since Maxes Alexis back in February. She was good fun, but I understand mileage may vary (and can believe it).

Maxes was good, it appears not any more, they recommended Bailey, I'd have had been more attracted to Bill fucking Bailey!