Laura - English massage therapist (Walsall) - TOFTT

[Jsmith]

First session since C-19 so went for FBSM.

Can’t find a review for her so I guess I can class is as TOFTT!!

Link: External Link/Members Only

Meet took place a couple days ago.  I have read her comms are shite and that she doesn’t respond or responds and then radio silence so with that in mind fired a text in the morning, received response shortly after and booked for the afternoon. Called when arrived, full address texted over.

A very small ‘shop’ in Darlaston next to a barbers. It’s literally a tiny counter and a door through to the massage room. Big enough for massage table and walk around but not much else.

Photos on the ad are either old or filtered. Laura, I’d say was around 30, short and a large size 16-18 with a D cup at least.  Not as pretty as in the pics tho

Temp check out the way and she Asked how long I wanted and then told to get undressed. Didn’t ask for payment upfront so that was a nice touch.

She stripped off too keeping her thongs on. Not a bad body tbh - defo a mom bod but not bad. Nice all over tan. Had a tattoo covering all of her arse cheek which looked nice. Large soft tits - little saggy.

Onto the massage - Asked how I like it and replied medium but mix it up with little sensual touches as well. She’s not really very good at massaging. She rubs her hands all over your back but don’t come here expecting some knots sorting! Spent quite a bit of time on the ass cheeks and lower back and a little on the legs before shifting onto upper back where she stood at the top of the table allowing the hands to wonder a little. No reach unders or accidental brushes which was a little disappointing. Kind of get the feeling there’s no point in being asked what type of massage you want cuz you’ll get the light rub down anyway!

On the turn over a decent amount of oil onto the old chap - whilst I had a little suck on those soft tits and a little play with her pussy but over her thong. Clean and shaved.  Bit of ball rubbing and decent hand motion got me over the edge. Tissues given to clean up.

Was there just over an hour so no obvious clock watching. £70 fee.

Would I go back - Probably not tbh. Not sure what it was but the massage was rather lacklustre - HE was ok.

Rated it as a neutral for lacklustre massage

[Tightpants]

"Photos on the ad are either old or filtered. Laura, I’d say was around 30, short and a large size 16-18 with a D cup at least.  Not as pretty as in the pics tho"

Thanks for the review. Neutral sounds like a fair reflection of the service provided.

Saved me a few wasted ££.

I  did receive a message back from her confirming her prices a while ago, (£70 for 1 hour sensual), but then silence afterwards. I am only interested if there was a potential of escalating to B2B and RO/BJ so the starting point of £70 for HJ was a bit steep.

I was a little bit suspicious of the pictures and the trout pout did not appeal to me so I did not push for a meeting.

[mr.bluesky]

+1 .not a fan of the trout pout look.

[2ne1]

Thanks for the review!

Was interested in her but I guess I will have to pass now.

[Rangers54]

Thanks for review, I've had the message experience. She sends message of cost, then asked for address and nothing. Saved some money i think