I've come to the West Midlands to review punts and chew bubblegum...

[vindici]

... and I'm all out of bubblegum!

Joking aside, I've returned for a punting tour, and would like some input from my peers in the West Midlands 

Having moved from the UK many years ago, I retired from the punting scene here long before the creation of UKP.

Circumstances changed in 2016 and I was able to resume punting in the UK, albeit very occasionally. I've now managed to blag a trip once per year, where I can punt pretty much freely without arousing suspicion. I used this opportunity to full effect last year, and intend to do the same now 😎

I don't normally see WGs more than once, but on my last tour I did meet some gems that I'd like to revisit. I enjoy writing reviews, but is it useful or appreciated, for me to write a second review on the same WG one year later? Especially if the punt was basically the same? If the consensus is yes, then I'll happily write some new reviews on those I manage to revisit 📜

What do you chaps think?

In addition, I really enjoy the excitement of doing TOFTTs, as such I'd be interested in some recommendations of TOFTT punts. In return, I shall endeavour to book at least one and share a review. As you can see from my first review of the 2020 tour I have already started...

My requirements for the recommendations are:

• Big natural tits, DD cup minimum
• Curvy, no stick insects!
• There is no upper age limit, although I prefer older WGs, I will see all ages
• No bareback
• Offers OWO
• 15min appointment available
• FS punt, not FBSM
• Maximum £80/hh rate (including OWO and Covered Penetration), this is the West Midlands not Central London! 💸

For me to even consider your input, you need to be a member in good standing (e.g. if you cannot send PMs, you are not a member in good standing), and for the right punt, I'm willing to travel anywhere in the West Midlands 🚗

[Punterperson1971]

Angel
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When she’s ready to see people only issue is no kissing,but her tits  are amazing 

[vindici]

Angel
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When she’s ready to see people only issue is no kissing,but her tits  are amazing

She's on the list, have tried to book her previously, but her comms are not exactly top notch 😑

[Brumish]

Corona has destabilised all aspects of organised punting for everyone. I'm afraid the price range also reflects the supply and demand. You may have to start paying the 200 PH rate soon.

[vindici]

Corona has destabilised all aspects of organised punting for everyone. I'm afraid the price range also reflects the supply and demand. You may have to start paying the 200 PH rate soon.

I personally won't be paying that rate anywhere outside of Central London. £80 for half an hour is my limit for a regular punt. I am willing to pay more for the right booking of course, but the service offered needs to reflect the price charged.

I no longer book 1hr meets as I'm a one shot man, and the second half of 1hr meets often fall flat for me 😒

1hr FBSM is a great alternative though, and is more often than not reasonably priced 😁

[James]

see emily deluxe and grace deluxe. Review them and if any good then you can review and then we can see. if you have come to midlands to review girls.
they are avaialble occasionannly

[Brumish]

I personally won't be paying that rate anywhere outside of Central London. £80 for half an hour is my limit for a regular punt. I am willing to pay more for the right booking of course, but the service offered needs to reflect the price charged.

I no longer book 1hr meets as I'm a one shot man, and the second half of 1hr meets often fall flat for me 😒

1hr FBSM is a great alternative though, and is more often than not reasonably priced 😁

I'll let them know 👍

[vindici]

see emily deluxe and grace deluxe. Review them...

• Emily Deluxe - Minimum £180 1hr booking
• Grace Deluxe - Minimum £200 1hr booking and Outcalls only

There is no way that Emily is a D-cup 😑

Grace does look tasty though, but not £200 tasty 🤔

As I stated earlier, they need to offer 15min bookings, only an fool would spend £380 to find out if a couple of girls are any good.

...and if any good then you can review and then we can see. if you have come to midlands to review girls.

I already submitted the first review of the tour, before I created this thread in order to have some credibility, so no I don't think we need "to see". One review is already up, and a TOFTT no less.

[yourmanslut]

Lovely sandy girl for a cheaper pump and dump excited to try her myself once I’m a bit more confident about end of lockdown.
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My personal favourite if you can book her atm though is hot sexy anya.
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[escortman]

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On my list to see one day 

[The Owl]

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On my list to see one day 

Known barebacker. Avoid like the plague (she'll give you) unless you like Russian roulette.

[vindici]

Lovely sandy girl ...
...hot sexy anya.

Nice, Anya has been added to the hotlist. Lovely Sandy Girl was on my HL previously but I had removed her.

I checked the reviews again, thank the gods for UKP, and she doesn't like her tits being played with 🤦‍♂️ moans that they're too sensitive. The tits are the main reason for why I book punts, so limited access to them is an absolute no no 😒 Shame, because otherwise she'd have been right up my street 😎

[vindici]

After a very eventful tour, 24 reviews have been posted. Most during the tour, and the remainder have been shared recently, but now I'm square and my conscience is clear 😇

I'm unlikely to ever repeat this feat due to the unique circumstances this summer, that enabled me to be able to pretty much punt as much as I wanted, and where I wanted. I'll be on a much tighter leash for my visits for the foreseeable future 😒

I'll continue to review when I can, but I'm going to focus on punting trips abroad at the moment, with one upcoming next month (I'll be writing a Trip Report in the European Section) and another one hopefully before my annual return to the midlands in the summer. What I enjoy in this hobby is novelty, and I need a break from my local and now even from the UK scene.

I have travel booked to the UK over Xmas, however finding a window of opportunity for punting is not going to be easy, so I've resigned myself to just one or two local to me.

[Prophet 999]

After a very eventful tour, 24 reviews have been posted. Most during the tour, and the remainder have been shared recently, but now I'm square and my conscience is clear 😇

I'm unlikely to ever repeat this feat due to the unique circumstances this summer, that enabled me to be able to pretty much punt as much as I wanted, and where I wanted. I'll be on a much tighter leash for my visits for the foreseeable future 😒

I'll continue to review when I can, but I'm going to focus on punting trips abroad at the moment, with one upcoming next month (I'll be writing a Trip Report in the European Section) and another one hopefully before my annual return to the midlands in the summer. What I enjoy in this hobby is novelty, and I need a break from my local and now even from the UK scene.

I have travel booked to the UK over Xmas, however finding a window of opportunity for punting is not going to be easy, so I've resigned myself to just one or two local to me.

A pleasure to read your reviews and safe journey

I like you plan a few foreign incursions in the New Year starting with Poland...will be sure to follow your inimitable style and post plenty of reviews....when we get the chance to travel

[sensualencounter]

After a very eventful tour, 24 reviews have been posted. Most during the tour, and the remainder have been shared recently, but now I'm square and my conscience is clear 😇

I'm unlikely to ever repeat this feat due to the unique circumstances this summer, that enabled me to be able to pretty much punt as much as I wanted, and where I wanted. I'll be on a much tighter leash for my visits for the foreseeable future 😒

I'll continue to review when I can, but I'm going to focus on punting trips abroad at the moment, with one upcoming next month (I'll be writing a Trip Report in the European Section) and another one hopefully before my annual return to the midlands in the summer. What I enjoy in this hobby is novelty, and I need a break from my local and now even from the UK scene.

I have travel booked to the UK over Xmas, however finding a window of opportunity for punting is not going to be easy, so I've resigned myself to just one or two local to me.

You sound like covid’s best friend.

[Prophet 999]

You sound like covid’s best friend.

I wouldn't be so harsh. He's been upfront on here about his punting conquests with the local  talent (and not so talented in some cases lol!)

It's why we are here

[shed]

You sound like covid’s best friend.

Where you the party pooper at school    

[Prophet 999]

Where you the party pooper at school    

It's good to have differing views

Kudos to us all for being level headed enough to know the value of this and the value of this forum