Author Topic: sexyyy_laura - Marylebone hype machine  (Read 2942 times)


117 review(s) for sexyyy_laura (107 positive, 6 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by Waterhouse]

Offline Peter49

I wanted to see what the hype was all about with this little Spanish stunner. I have to say, either men are really pleased by her repetitively played out routine, or she's really been hyped up. I have to go for the latter unfortunately. The session was booked for last Friday

She's got a flat in Marylebone, and I liked the fact it was close to the pub, which meant I could drown my sorrows if it turned to shit - which, ultimately I did end up doing

£150 - 1 hour

I liked how short she was 5.2" or there about, I'm 6ft 3, [I envisaged picking her up and fucking her against the wall] she welcomed me in what I requested which was a black high waisted thong - she was looking immaculate and beautiful, she kissed me hard as we exchanged the money

I was told to sit down and she started playing with her thong and bending over and looking at me enticingly - I had already read about her planned routine multiple times and wanted to quickly end it and get to the deed - my cock was throbbing and I had a weeks worth of cum I didn't want to be teased. It's fair to say I thought I was in some cheap sleazy Amsterdam brothel with her erotic dance.

This soon ended when I quickly undressed whilst seated and went up to her and initiated DFK. It was good, but I've had better, she seemed to have wanted to continue teasing me in her thong, going by the fact she kept stopping to look at me and say "baby on the bed", but I wanted to stand up and snog her whilst squeezing her lovely peach of a derriere - I didn't like how she was dictating to me on what was good for me

Onto the bed, and OWO is superb, any doubts I had moments before were put to rest, this then led to me initiating reverse oral, she said we would fuck instead, I think this is at her discretion so I suppose I can't hold it against her, but I guess she's one of those that doesn't like her pussy being eaten out

We rubbered up this is where she again told me what was good for me, and wanted to take the lead, even though doggy is where I like to start and then finish in mish. She wanted to ride me CG and kept complimenting her boobs and rubbing them, I wasn't there for her tits and was more interested in pounding her from behind. I think at this point she sensed what I finally wanted and let me have her doggy. It was tight and she wasn't wet - it's fair to say, I came in mish, but this wasn't an intense orgasm. I felt like I had one of those grief wanks after you had broken up with your gf. Honestly, after cleaning up I just wanted to get the hell out of there. This was bordering on negative, but she was polite and looked immaculate

Laura is attractive, a gorgeous peach of an arse, tight and pleasant, but it was like a Dom session with her dictating on do's and donts,i barely got much DFK, and I'm sure she's been taught to go off a script and sticks to it - rigidly, and maybe some men like this, but I like the spontaneity and random acts in a proper intimate meet with a WG, who knows how to read the mood

Anyway, the cold Magners cheered me up, and I wont be going back to this hype machine


Offline alabama1

Thanks for good review. You can't say that you weren't forewarned though of her "routine"  :unknown:

Offline S1MPLEK1NG

I guess for newcomers, I'd advise against reading the reviews so you're unaware of the routine - otherwise the element of surprise is gone and you'll be aching to speed-run to the point you're more into.

Just my two-cents.

Offline Dopedj

No surprises here, any hyped sp on this forum as usually bland looking in person and bland

Offline alabama1

No surprises here, any hyped sp on this forum as usually bland looking in person and bland

Would you mind writing a review or two, sharing some of your experiences ? Cheers  :hi:

Offline S1MPLEK1NG

Would you mind writing a review or two, sharing some of your experiences ? Cheers  :hi:

What's the point, he's said enough with that one comment  :lol:

Offline Waterhouse

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No surprises here, any hyped sp on this forum as usually bland looking in person and bland
How would you know, have you ever actually booked and met an SP in your 4 years of membership here?

Offline unus669

What's the point, he's said enough with that one comment  :lol:

Nearly 4 years to the day, he’s been a member here and all he has done is leeching  :rolleyes:

Offline bedhedred

Not a great week for this SP! 🤣🤣🤣 Sounds robotic 👾🤖

"I'm sure she's been taught to go off a script and sticks to it - rigidly"
Monday - Neg review talking about how mechanical she is.
Tuesday - another mechanical review neutral.
« Last Edit: July 13, 2021, 12:31:44 pm by bedhedred »

Offline JackSaint

I felt like I had one of those grief wanks after you had broken up with your gf.

Sorry it was a poor punt but this quote made me laugh  :D

Offline centry

Laura is attractive, a gorgeous peach of an arse, tight and pleasant, but it was like a Dom session with her dictating on do's and donts,i barely got much DFK, and I'm sure she's been taught to go off a script and sticks to it - rigidly, and maybe some men like this, but I like the spontaneity and random acts in a proper intimate meet with a WG, who knows how to read the mood

Anyway, the cold Magners cheered me up, and I wont be going back to this hype machine

Pretty much similar to my experience.
Kinda crazy how neutral/negative reviews just started showing up within similar timelines after mine.
Did we all somehow book her on the same off-day?
 :D :lol:

Online MLawro93

I think the routine is well known, but perhaps the problem is how hard she sticks to it. Does not let a punt flow, especially for someone who knows what they want. It can definitely be jarring.

The grief wank comment made me laugh though, I understand that feeling all too well!  :lol: