Ive posted this before, but perhaps in the wrong place.
I'm reposting a an actual review this time.
I went to the place near Icelands in North Cambridge about a week or two ago. I think it might be called Yoyos?
30 minutes - £60
My first time there and called in at 9:30pm and was told to come at 10:15pm. I arrived there at 10:15 was told to wait about 15 minutes and then got a call asking me to come over to location A. I waited nervously at the location, wondering if I was being lured into a robbery.
Inside, I was amazed at how I'd not thought anything more of this building. From the outside, it looks like a shed/barn.
I'm aware from other reviews that this place has rotating staff who work there for a week at time, changing on Mondays.
The girl was 5'7", Chinese, and pretty, and looked okay. I had beeen promised that the worker would be 23, but took this with a pinch of salt, and wasn't surprised to see a girl who was in fact about 35...
I was pissed off at the fact that the receptionist (boss?) and the girl lied to me about her age, even once I was there because it was so obviously a lie, because I'm in my twenties myself.
The obvious lie, made me wonder how stupid they think I/clients were. I would have preferred honesty.
As for the punt itself, she became undressed as soon as I handed over money - this took away a lot of excitement because there was no pretending that it was only meant to be a massage only.
Undressed, she started with a massage, and began to stroke my penis. I decided to try a footjob for the first time ever, but she went way too fast and too firm, and didn't stop when I wanted her to, so I nutted about 10 minutes into the punt. I didn't really enjoy it because she rushed it and didn't slow down when I wanted her to. She just clamped on with her feet and kept going until I came.
She then declared how I'm only allowed to shoot once, and during ow that followed, was careful about 'not stimulating me too much' (likely just laziness) as though the punt was over. Although sex was meant to be included, she said she couldn't do sex because she was 'worried' that I'd shoot for a second time.
She also asked £20 extra for oral without, but I didn't oblige since she didn't want me to shoot anyway. I essentially paid £60 for a rushed, 1 minute footjob which seemed intentionally too fast and firm. I was then denied a second shot within the 30 minutes even though there was 15-20 minutes left.
I was tempted to ask for the £20 of the £60 back so the session could be shortened to 15 minutes. Perhaps if I'd done so, I would have been given my £20 back.
I did not like the service I received and I will not be going back, even with a different girl. Even if I were really desperate, I'd feel shit going back to that place even for a 15 minute quickie after how bad the service was.
A shame really.
